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paulthebukkit: 9-Year-Old Me: “I’m just going to play a game quietly, what’s the worst that could happen?” My Wii After My Bedtime:
fischotterkunst: fischotterkunst: yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software: (note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students.
humanordancy:chefpyro:Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to voteSome 39 year old: I agree completelychefpyro:Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures Guy
16deadflamingos:screenshotsofdespair:
lierdumoa:090519990305:socialistsephardi:mutuals do thisIf it can be destroyed by a union it deserves to be destroyed by a union.
glitterandrocketfuel: thehornedwitch: kendrajk: YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL (Originally published in Comics For Choice) And the rest, my darlings, are meat. Never punched reblog so fast in my life
pinkpiggy93: wanna-b-poet31: Aziraphale Lies. A lot. But, for the majority of the mini-series, he lies to protect himself (whether it be from God’s wrath, or Gabriel’s wrath, or Uriel’s wrath…or…pretty much anyone from Heaven because they’re
phantomwise: peggycarterogers: What they were really saying
wes-stoodis: lokicolouredglasses: imathers: abraxuswithaxes: smallrevolutionary: trungles: shorterexcerpts: styro: salon: Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials. fuckin’ ronnie I try and bring up how he ruined free in
soaringsearingphoenix: teennewssource: hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter
blackqueerblog: These are the same people who have forced workers to delete paid hours and to work off the clock. That’s theft.
teenscoolest: lmao he said “bloop”
insertepithethere: irishtiger22: secondclassvines: “The difference between fake and real Italian glass” The wait was so so worth it This changed me as a person
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fanotastic:This hellsite rn
hexglyphs: *slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
death2america:death2america:dark-psychic-force:death2america:@hochiminhts exactly the most adamant anti-piracy creators are megacorporations.this reminds me of that classic old ad:death2america:people talk about piracy being evil because it hurts independ
yellowbirdbluetoo:
siriuslydoubtful:I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress
tabaquis-barking: kiyotakamine: kiyotakamine: munchlax is pretty hot happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass
tortellinigirl: hcrzallerliebst: tortellinigirl: men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this” it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men” okay, i hate men
laureninlilly: neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve
curious-corvids: hclark70: flyingwerecats: the-new-mandalor: kaijuno: This is what it’s like living in Michigan It’s a Monty Python skit. Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing… Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there,
realtrashwitch: lifespath: i-love-summar: henrik-von-schneeplestein: steg-o-sore-us: nonbinary-safe-haven: I call this photo set Famous People Giving Trans/NB People Their Love and Support If you have anything to add to this then please do!!❤️
bulbasaur-propaganda: Journalism: “Video Games teach people violence" Me:
bonersniper:I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire
rosequart:↳ pencil tests by james baxter
thekeybladeninja: greatfay: corisanna: starfire003: irrevocably-delicious: Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. I’d like
solarpunk-aesthetic: smootymormonhelldream: It’s easy to say humans have a selfish nature when we’re inundated with individualist propaganda from the moment we start school as children. If you gear people towards a collective mindset from the get-go,
omega-bellum: itsmynameiwontshareit: fluffygif: My perfectionism is devastated YOU MOTHERFUCKER
llaracroft:so, you’re a talking pikachu with no memories, who’s addicted to caffeine
goodgiirlgonegr8: thehighpriestofreverseracism: coronercountesstupointoh: thehighpriestofreverseracism: Y’ALL just what in the fresh hell is this shit y'all got me FUCKED UP something is getting fried alright…..and it’s the person responsible.
phbismuthbeast: tolkienandholmes: sweetcribs: alwaysbewoke: UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!! THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED @mercer-safehouse
promsien:smart juice
adamsmasher:
mysharona1987:There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true.
acnl-claytown: “Happy Birthday Siiiiiiiis!”, by @chanbanhi
kaimitch: lastofthewarlocks: love-asthou-wilt: worddevourer: dukeofqueer: Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?) Feels like home, y’know? I pressed
mini-minish: i missed non-binary people’s day but here’s one of my favorite headcanons for botw link
attentiondeficitstarscream:hey if you have ADHD or THINK you might have ADHD remember to be careful with, conscious of, and in some cases completely avoidant of anything addictive that may be really harmful, such as gambling (which includes purchasing
saiyurithecutie: [I drew a comic that can’t go on tumblr so here’s it on pillowfort ] (it’s three parts) [patreon]
theautumndarling:Sometimes my soul physically aches for autumn. The feeling of comfort and happiness it brings, long drives to the farm for apple cider donuts, picking pumpkins, rainy nights spent reading, crisp early mornings … autumn is like this
pocketss: pocketss: it’s just one of those croissant days we love a recovery
homicake: Now Presenting…….. Her @basbirdie
leafiestleafking: surprisedentistry: snulbug2: fagmurdock: fagmurdock: that supergirl lesbian kiss where the girls look like they are going to quit after that take is the polar opposite of the scene in brokeback where alma sees jack and ennis makin
dearjesusdosomething: I’m so fucking saddened by today’s slaughter. This country is so fucked up and I have no hope for my people. El Paso is a city I spent a lot of time in between my visits from Dallas to Mexico, it holds a dear place to my heart
bard-o-lator:I walk an old town roadUpon the only horse I’ve ever known
sailingsoul90: spanishg0ld: urbanuppercut: raccoonfootproductions: shikseh: thehellspawnhero: reactionfaces: itsnoodle: reactionfaces: This whole post is a big big big mood
angelwormwood: lunarapocolypse: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: evil hot potato *chucks a lump of burning radioactive metal at you* *chucks it back at you cuz it’s hot potato*
shadowprince27: traitortothecapital: datarep: NYC Data Stories: Allyship For when people say they’re sick of seeing gay stuff everywhere. Suck it up. 4 years. 4 years. And that’s just on the books, it’s legal. It doesn’t stop shitty attitudes,
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izzetseer: angelbabyspice: …what??? this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
kurtbrussels: lala-the-rebel: xpaperheartso: Same energy
ruinedchildhood:
suicunesrider: theconcealedweapon: Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man. All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money. It’s legal to speak. It’s legal to give someone money. Even if they actually complete the job,
deadsperm: transformative-rimming: Stupid bitch
fahbee: revolutionarykoolaid: personalcyn: spacekettle: akeelahandthetea: futureimagineer843: blue-lives-aint-shit: redarcanacustom: left-reminders: Read Debord. Vox actually did a pretty nice article about it, and in case you were wonderi
sugarpiss: ebilflindas: fleshcircus: The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets) what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK
ca5s: megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just
rosequart: rosequart: “she-ra is queerbaiting” oh ladies we are Not doing this today i havent seen a single scene from this show but it takes 1 second of critical thinking to know that a lesbian creator dancing around censorship & having gay