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klaxces: *Shiro goes on Ellen* Ellen: So shiro I hear you tweet about wanting to die Shiro: haha yeah Ellen: well we have a surprise for you *brings out the Astral Plane* Shiro: omg Ellen you didn’t
slouchers:
apologeticallyfat:
bidonica:Can you guys reblog this and put your age, your country and if you have a method to remember how many days are in a month in the tags?
techyvegan: dinuguan: not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet
shabbat-shablam: what she says: im fine what she means: how the fuck is adventure time gonna wrap everything up
heir-to-the-diamond-throne: ilovejohnmurphy: corntroversy: toushindai: [video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex] why did this need to be captioned so u can decide when it’s not loading whether
raejin99: exeggcute: apparently the EPA said asbestos is “safe” again, which is good news for asbestos memes, and bad news for literally everyone else
wonderwomangrad: Life problems I anticipated as a child: - quicksand - ghosts Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child: - the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.
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stimman3000:youtube.com/watch?v=mIoqYrgcI0M
rxxb33:
horrorbisexual: me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them
cosmicdwarf: espanolbot2: volnixshin: espanolbot2: local-gay: liberalsarecool: “The National Rifle Association (NRA) has said it’s suffering from substantial financial issues that could cause the organisation to “be unable to exist”.
we-are-here-pals: trans-guy-positive: Okay so, I have this possibly helpful tip/product for trans guys. I know it might seem like a small thing but often with trans dudes the smallest things can make a huge difference. So, basically I found these underwe
baited-in: Two years, bby…
dancinbutterfly: victorian-sexstache: secretgaygentdanvers: secretgaygentdanvers: secretgaygentdanvers: secretgaygentdanvers: hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a
metatoo: tigerzine: We’re locked on, folks! With 76 print pre-orders, Fearful Asymmetry exceeded the 100% funding threshold, and we will have Jasperlicious zines to tenderly hold in a warm embrace, guaranteed! This has been a long time coming, and
pokemon:This month’s Pokémon GO Community Day is a double feature covering both August 11 and 12! Catch as many Eevee as you can, get a special move for Eevee and its Evolutions, and earn extra Stardust during the event! http://bit.ly/2MrJ1DV
darrenpillowscriss: To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path,
dykeluvr: me when my beautiful gf posts a selfie: @saiyurithecutie
badcgijosh: bradofarrell: what does this have to do with loki Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can
tigerzine: We’re locked on, folks! With 76 print pre-orders, Fearful Asymmetry exceeded the 100% funding threshold, and we will have Jasperlicious zines to tenderly hold in a warm embrace, guaranteed! This has been a long time coming, and I’m amazed
joemerl: In INVADER ZIM: Enter The Florpus, ZIM discovers his almighty leaders have no intention of coming to Earth and he loses confidence in his own amazingness for the first time in his amazing life. Wow, I can’t believe that they’re adapting every
freakinasheet:
awed-frog: “Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since
jumpingjacktrash: fortunesque: Thousands of cartons of Vanilla Almond Breeze are under recall for containing undeclared milk. I don’t care what you think about vegans, nondairy milk, whatever… This could kill people if word doesn’t get out fast
fandomsandfeminism: whenandwhereienter: twodotsknowwhy: fandomsandfeminism: aflawedmind: fandomsandfeminism: caosdth: fandomsandfeminism: cardboardfacewoman: So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires? Yes. Why shouldn’t
ink-phoenix: mohamedlamine: THE PUREST THING
tigerzine:Oh…… ;;;EDIT: Just 8 more print pre-orders before the zine is 100% funded!
saiyurithecutie: Mipha: miphas grace is ready Link: guess I’ll just die
violetoccurrences: thotnoswillreturn: justalilbobafettish: As a queer Christian, I’ve struggled a LOT the past few years with my church family. I don’t want to be a part of a body of my brothers and sisters who are disgusted by me, you know? So
grandtheft-autotune: ranty-mc-rantface: flimflamflummox: imcomingbackmurph: jedavu: Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With
smallestdogswilldie: why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel!
dokirosi: Shine Bright like a diamondall 4 backing cards!Hello Starlight! ✧・゚ Do you wanna own these gorgeous Enamel Pins? You can! All you need to do is help us fund this campaign! And if you back it, you’ll also get an exclusive pearl sticker!
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tigerzine: Two days in and we’re sooooo close! Let’s keep this rock rolling!To celebrate and to keep our heart rates up, this fit preview from @01alxg will get the blood pumping!Pre-orders for both physical and digital versions will be open until
robotlyra:Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural
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dokirosi: Shine Bright like a diamondEnamel pin set Hello Starlight! ✧・゚ Do you wanna own these gorgeous Enamel Pins? You can! All you need to do is help us fund this campaign! And if you back it, you’ll also get an exclusive pearl sticker!
tigerzine: 39 print pre-orders in barely over 12 hours?? You folks aren’t kidding around! We’re well over halfway there for funding! Let’s celebrate with this wide-eyed wonder that is (a preview of) @iisjah‘s contribution!Pre-orders for both
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tigerzine: It’s here! “Fearful Asymmetry” (with cover art by the illustrious @lientari) is ready for your love and your monies! This full-color, 100 page zine is BURSTING with high-quality Jasper content that’s sure to quench your thirst!
ruinedchildhood: https://twitter.com/creepinonalix/status/1021082114199097344?s=19
marquis-delaffytaffy: copperbadge: I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. I’M DYING-
snapbacksteven: Aight we got Bismuth back now it’s Jasper’s turn I’m ready bring her out let’s go right now time’s a-waistin’
Poll: only 28 percent of young voters say they will certainly vote in the 2018 midterms
thebatsies: Are you ready?
tevruden: Thanks, Nitro
linkislost: sighinastorm: tooiconic: lafayettelabaguette: beasti: clarenecessities: sapphic-matriarchy: system-fail-ure: karinanotcinerina: retro-geek: ultrafacts: gatochick: ultrafacts: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: majikkant: ultrafacts:
lynxgriffin: lynxgriffin: lynxgriffin: Something I drew for this year! I’m going to reblog this every two weeks until November because I really do think that this is important. Here’s a reminder again! Also, because of the supreme court ruling along
kinktendo-shamecube:tumblr mobile: yo. ur connection? *slaps my flaccid router* its fuckin chungo dude
tigerzine: Had to push it back due to work-related stuff, but mark your calendars! It’ll be available at http://rhandidandy.storenvy.com
evilfeminist: I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
ccdemii:I love these two!!
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kazul9: Howl, throwing his head on Sophie’s lap and looks up at her innocently: Sophie, tell me I’m pretty. Sophie, resting her hand on Howl’s cheek and smiles lovingly at him: You’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.
nihilistgirlfriend: nihilistgirlfriend: Optimistic nihilism only lads The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy