The Emerald Shapeshifter (emarelda.tumblr.com)
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wyldstallyn: romaine lettuce e coli outbreak2!!!!
wicked-trousers: wolpaw: When the last human is finally destroyed those are some killer moves!
dpdr-dreams:When you start dissociating but you have a supporting friend
i-am-a-fish: BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS
vamprisms: shoutout to all the people in retail and distribution working this black friday
tigerzine: I think I’m going to wrap things up in early/mid-December, but you all really brought your best bucks! (It’s going to mean a lot of help for the smaller rescue for sure!) I haven’t decided for sure, but expect order cutoffs to take place
danna644: When Steven Universe makes a sudden comeback after months of hiatus.
remanedur: anachronic-cobra: egberts: kadabra following you is literally terrifying
dovewithscales: stickerstory: Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next! Can’t hurt. Here’s hoping for an awesome birthday party.
dailytweets:
pokemon-personalities: {\__/} ( • . •) / > ❤️ u want this? {\__/} ( • - •) ❤️< \ say you love chikorita first
just-a-john-doe: *epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence* tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
emarelda: Instagram Twitter Twitch TV (I stream here sometimes) Also Pillowfort
c-orgiis: when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me
InstagramTwitterTwitch TV (I stream here sometimes)
saiyurithecutie:if tumblr does eventually turn into a dumpter fire: my patreon is saiyurithecutie-marmallow and my instagram is marmallow-sai
musical-skeleton: The HD graphics really make it that much funnier that we all know Oddish is gonna wreck his shit
catchymemes:
iamnotgoodatnames: drawendo: bismuth: HOLY FUCKK AHSJSKSNKS Its happening!
drawendo: bismuth: HOLY FUCKK AHSJSKSNKS Its happening!
pearl-likes-pi: STEVEN UNIVERSE RETURNS DECEMBER 17!Steven and the Crystal Gems head to space for Steven Universe: Diamond Days
sknjob: top reasons to get married Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch love i guess
saiyurithecutie: [Comic link] [Patreon] Summary: Just a bunch of dudes navigating life and some of them happen to be demons. Horn-y Demons updates every Thursday and Sunday. If you like the comic, please share! Word of mouth is my only advertising.
fakehistory: Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)
gallows-calibrating: one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
juststemthings: my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
@basbird
thymelord: me: immune system why do i have a fever immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off! me: immune system: me: immune system: me: we also can’t survive
angrylittlesliceofpizza: … well then
attention-deficit-dragon: Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.
mattibee: For The Nintendo Switch™
deohsogay: me starting a text post
wellgreathereiam: clothing-references: alolancharmander: mikstapes: billnihilism: disembodied-doll: billnihilism: We really have harmed a whole generation of trans and gnc children by failing to communicate how serious a decision binding actually
ceruleanfuckup: jover2013: din0dan:
punchymemeboi:
aweirdintrovert: i had to take matters into my own hands
ameriqan:
talkingsoup: remylacefront: politijohn: incel-waifu: politijohn: This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque. stfu, this bitch just
starwarsisgay: The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12 hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.
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saiyurithecutie: [Comic link] [Patreon]Summary: Just a bunch of dudes navigating life and some of them happen to be demons.Horn-y Demons updates every Thursday and Sunday. If you like the comic, please share! Word of mouth is my only advertising.
dirtgirl1999: me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes* me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck
pokemon: Get ready, Trainers! From Nov. 14 to Nov. 27, Pokémon with evolved forms originally discovered in the Sinnoh region are showing up in 2 km Eggs. Hatch Rhyhorn, Porygon, and more (maybe even a Shiny Elekid!) during the Hatchathon
hexcolour: arizonabay: Worked on this girl for 9 months. Now this new music video comes out and she’s immensely popular, arguably one of the most popular characters in the LoL universe. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really glad she’s a huge hit, it’s
noxlous: ralseify: Now wait a fucking moment
ratguzzler: dominateeye: wumblr: ratguzzler: wumblr: you would not believe your eyes… carnivorous fireflies ate out my eyes with their razor teeth i’d like to make myself believe their venom kills me slowly It’s hard to say I’d rather
berniesrevolution: This is the inauguration we should all be celebrating.
umbronydraws: you better watch out
onceuponamirror: laterovaries: This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever. im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
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themintyone:God, what an aesthetic
culamhain:[x]
bianxue: Same energy
potoobrigham:Late Spook.
unexplained-events: Scariest Urban Legends In Each State HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.
scouties: jasoncanty01: thespectacularspider-girl: excessively-english-jd: djn-001-kunai-man: excessively-english-little-b: valentineart89: whoreablejewess: babyanimalgifs: I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole
ftmconfessional: f-eelgoodinc: cabinet-dude: ohdaddy-nct: jinstaej: ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus: starshein: Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it. Calm
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vampishly: bordermatecrinkles: robb-the-reaver: hardstoplucas1: When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from This is genuinely frightening You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy?
its-sappho-bitch: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel