The Emerald Shapeshifter (emarelda.tumblr.com)
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meefal: Just going to leave this here
5by5brittana: Bonnie and Marcy throughout the years centuries
peanutdream: let’s play a randomized nuzlocke. no. no no. no no no no. YES. NOO.
middle-aged-women-trash:truly inspiring
leiaorganax: things i’m fucking stellar at: procrastinating having really bad posture wishing i was rich never hanging up my clothes
fate221:Work in an alien city can be tiring
lostchel: ♫ ‘Cause all I wanna do is stay in Mewni with you. And all I wanna see is you right here next to me. ♫
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keysmashingbicth: weepingwitch: snout: being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead my body is a constitutional
atwotonedbird: gayvaleska: moodboard all of this happened in the course of 3 seconds It just hit methis 3 seconds is him saying “you threw off my groove”
baekhest: “Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.
cardaughter: teaboot: swan2swan: ask-echo-the-lucario: swan2swan: What don’t have what now Bees don’t have lungs you can’t just not have lungs Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee
oimatchstickman: wobbufetts: aidn: how the hell do i talk to people Stand in front of them and press A
zvaigzdelasas: disordered: pissvortex: the-real-numbers: Hell world in 12th grade engineering class our army vet teacher made us sign up for the draft I literally got a phone call from one of these scumbags when I was in HS and I politely told
lesbxdyke: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is
divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biology of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves.
theonion: Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan
raven-mod: maximusprimal: mukuroikusaba: hayamika: katielynn526: allieinarden: silver-tongues-blog: goat-yells-at-everything: beeandpupcat: THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN People like to make fun of animators but jokes
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that-distant-shore: pearls rainbow
pochowek: amosseleznev92: banishedquasiroyal: timurmurtazin: banishedquasiroyal: plump9000: banishedquasiroyal: daystxlker: banishedquasiroyal: daystxlker: banishedquasiroyal: FUCK silverfish if those are the little bug things that look like
mellenabrave: gaayboobs: elderkin-loser: bramblepatch: stay-myheartbeatsforlove: jin-hikari: sodomymcscurvylegs: cloudfreed: onawhirlwind: princessofpop: “Pokémom” Britney omg why this is the birthday party she just threw for her
cat-harman92: rivainibabe: emeraldlingerie: emeraldlingerie: I just finished babysitting my friend’s children, and she has most definitely mastered the no spanking/alternative discipline route. I always talk about taking it because I don’t believe
ruffrowdyboiz: sixthrock: mwg-7: teathattast: sound: [ON] here’s the caption from twitter lookatit it’s disgusting it’s like an ice cream dispenserrRRrrRRrrRrrrrr wow what bon iver song is this?
neurolingual: why is upper left arm the most lesbian place to get a tattoo
archer-bro: haveyoubeentobahia: gigifarnham: haveyoubeentobahia: disneydriven: let-it-golaf: ITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. oh shit lol this is the second
chewbacca: LOVE DEATH ROBOTS (2019) | Three Robots
definitely-notsofriendly: onyourleftbooob: theshitneyspears: welcome to my yeet and greet #i say hello then i throw you across the room
uncommonbish: This is the type of content I come here for. Momma dragggggggged him
squided: tlitookilakin: engineer-pearl0: tastefullyoffensive: “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.” Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean
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buttercuparry: whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer: thecutestcatever: hardtosaythesethings: the-red-paladins: bug-step: Lmfao @buttercuparry The legendary leg hunters!!!!
apple-a-la-mode: moonlandingwasfaked: meatswitch: moonlandingwasfaked: centaurs are cool in theory but would be so fucking creepy if they were real hey do you think that centaurs would have human or horse intelligence & awareness? human intellig
poppunkkid: lumberzachary: How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
kowskie: I think there’s a flaw in my code
zandraart: the eye of the universe opened…. #EHTBlackHole
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darkrai-the-dreamkeeper: srry-m0m: this is cute as HELL Same energy
halfys:An older Dipper design. Bill is coming soon.
fate221:I call it character development
ms-prue: too-many-problems-to-list: Might have these out of order but just a good thread to share. [link to the original thread on twitter for screenreaders] on one hand this thread makes me want to cry a lot and on the other I’m like, well, my brain
rubyfruitjumble: hostsamurai: i WAS SO INTRIGUED BY THAT LIONESS THAT I HAD TO LOOK UP MORE INFO ON HER AND I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED source I love this butch lioness
fidefortitude: fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i jjust. peeled an orange while sitting on my bed and noww. i don’t remember where i put the orange peel. in this trying time i;d like to set up a kickstarter to find my oran what kind of rat fuck jams
'Bachelor' Couple Who Ran off Together Still Dating, Went to Pride
babiephace: chairpersonchair: acestronuatsunite: babiephace: Okay…….donate to The Rainbow Railroad to help LGBT people flee Brunei…please feel free to drop some other ideas on how to help Spread this around as much as possible! Not all of
hanaxsongs: Make Me Choose Anonymous: Steven Universe season 4 or season 5?
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serenityinthestorm: c-r-y-p-t-i-d-s: dreamyluigi-anti: sans-hates-frans: del-the-masked-thing: cottoncandycan: therevenantrising: cisnowflake: artemuscain-gamingandbs: constable-nugget: xprmnt626: socialjusticeichigo: veterinaryrambles:
mydogisabutt:- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!- they can feel their shells, which means they can
anoddlypurplecomet: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: keithiskogained: its-myonlywish: counting-sinful-stars: paganlesbean: super-ghostbuster: likeits1995: tiny-septic-box-sam: ggothclaudia: adventureathlete: thattallsummonerguy: olisaurusrex: true-b
emarelda: emarelda: emarelda: emarelda: Hello! I’m currently opening commissions as I’m unemployed and looking just to make a tiny bit of extra cash. All commissions are 6$, sent through paypal, and 2$ per extra character. If you’d like a piece
jooshcognito: tilthat: TIL we hear songs that get stuck in our head while performing tasks that require a “low cognitive load”, such as showering or getting dressed. Our brain uses these songs as a “screen saver” to keep us entertained while
thedoormann:
girlkissr: girlkissr: girlkissr: i… fucking… love…. wamen i love how i just made this post in a fleeting moment of lesbianism and all the wlws started reblogging it. THATS gay culture baby me: love wamen every wlw on this website: oh FUCK
ensignro: if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
keyblademasterconnor: c-bassmeow: codylangdon: The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society! me after one activia Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
hochiminhts: hochiminhts: surreal: acolyteultra: milknjuice: milknjuice: how did you guys make this image look even worse Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
bobacupcake: i love them all!!
savvyspacecadet: a-slightly-sad-egg: barduils: anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking
drachenmagier: We never learned to travel faster than light. But it didn’t matter: We became symbiotic with the universe and not even the event horizon would stand in our way anymore. A4, trad. media. And a bit of an experimental thing. Finished