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cryingbutterflies: asynchronouscommunication: kaijutegu: flabbergasted-and-inspired: wintercoffin: kaijutegu: allisonpregler: upstartgeek: Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton Originally
yehudah:
guiltiest-gear:xteacupx:animyuls:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gandalfsbignaturals:best-of-inspirobot:me reminding my adhd werewolf gf about the full moon
clownfactories:foretold in the prophecy
goobra:look, do i like trump? no. do i disagree with most of his policies? of course. but do i think it’s funny that he got covid? absolutely. do i hope he dies? hell yes i do. this is awesome and i hope he suffers in his final moments.
venus-doe: autisticchangeling: dothepropaganda: hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this
lesbianrey:just googling some 3 unrelated thoughts
spooky-catboy-angel:shittymouse:fucking insane that this is how i find out
dedicated-duck:Sohla cooking 18th century mac & cheese, and teaching me how to live my life (Stump Sohla from the Babish Culinary Universe)
dankmemeuniversity:
sardonicblisters: yayfeminism: A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit. Wow. these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the internet, these are men who formulate
thatsthat24:It’s Getting a Bit Wibbly Wobbly 🕰
heliolisk: gayvillefort: the-goblin-cat: thiswebsitenamesareweird: phoneus: phoneus: mkultra: WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE best sentence so far of 2017 going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman
alexander: subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
advanced-procrastination: rayb1rd: Kicked out of the Garden of Eden Eve: I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific
tonystarkstan:me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.
akavincent: wolfwarrior142: mccoys-killer-queen: johnnyjoestarrelatable: love-to-love-puppies: johnnyjoestarrelatable: therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you the semihemidemisemiquaver: Can someone who speaks
hypeswap: hypeswap: adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?
boomstab-papa: miggylol: Anyway please register to vote. But no, sure, keep pretending “there’s no difference” if you’re having that much fun with it I guess
psifever-deactivated20201216:
hazelbeewitched:i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
"clown on vacation" vibes
theoryfan205: So basically
theinterpreterlady: caniwishforthis: abadbadbrujah: ja-elle: takeyourmascoff: mykey-20: natsujutsu: Toonami: Black Lives Matter. Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth. I’m not 😭 OK
adobe-outdesign: the-jellyfish-galaxy: wheel-skellington: swampgallows: 24ozsteak: 24ozsteak: thinking about that WoW epidemic i was telling my dad, ever the skeptic, about corrupted blood back in March at the start of lockdown, and how the
saiyurithecutie: saiyurithecutie: Millennials who splurging be like so this is really my only achievement on this hell site
dadd: Me: My dad: Me: My dad: when was the last time you checked your oil
swan2swan: notlostonanadventure: Every month is knife month if you’re not a lil bitch
Charities/organisations to avoid:
transmortifried: cybergata: Ride like a Pirate
leahiddle:🎃 It’s almost that time mah dudes 🎃
delta-syrup: softblock: They really said “sorry”
carfuckerlynch:normal-horoscopes:GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”
urbanfantasyinspiration: natitheking23: puppyalphabet: u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal oh yeah? explain THIS How wonderful, to live in a world full of creatures waiting to be petted
elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost
cal-frezi:
fandomnationwhore: djpeckneck: thatpettyblackgirl: Olive Garden is owned by Darden. Darden also owns: Longhorn Steakhouse Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen Yard House The Capital Grille Seasons 52 Fresh Grill Bahama Breeze Island Grille
moonlandingwasfaked: littledashdraws: when u both sense a crying trainer at the same time blissey: Hatterene:
marauders4evr: Heh, it’s kinda funny that when someone’s shooting fire at Zuko, a firebender, he doesn’t try to fight back, with his own fire, he just shields his fa—oh. OH. Oh.
nitro-nova: ladyshinga: fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton: When people ask, “How can I tell if someone is disabled or just lazy?” I think about my parents. My parents have known me my whole life. When they’re not actively contemptuous of me, they
minerals: falconry_centre on twitter @basbirdie
depression-healthy-carrier: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
scoutdoesntknow:When i’m checking on my vibe in the morning:
mythmica: Psst NASA is currently running a poll to decide the name of the next Mars rover! These are the nine finalists! The poll closes in five days, so go vote here! The winning name will be announce in March :)
dirtycomputers:Top 10 movies of the decade: 1) Spiderman: into the spiderverse That’s it thanks for reading.
bunnyangelart: Snom pins are in and live on my Etsy page! I’m having a 20% off sale for them running until January 18! Get em while they’re cold. Reblogs would be appreciated ;v;
paulthebukkit: take that
galaquarius: ace-nyctophyle: HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS
ferventvervet:
aesthetiicly: sex education season 2, episode 4
heroponchris:When Team Rocket starts broadcasting some weird radio signals into your lake
bogleech: silverflyte: the-barn-rat: real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and
stardew-valley: sailoruranus: … I have made a mistake prepare to die
thickness-protection-program: everythingfox: Yee-claw!
celestial-cephalopod:I visited the Portland Japanese Garden today and saw this chunky koi it was fantastic
eternalbrain: alien-bean-branch: amalishope: When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later.. When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time
trueka: adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is
2020 IS THE BEGINNING OF UNDERTALE
dallot:Sheeeeeith❤️
