Marfisa’s Chastity Cage Captions (marfisa-thor.tumblr.com)
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The life of mortals is like grass, they flourish like a flower of the field;the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more.
In her ideal world, her boytoy and all other women except her are wearing chastity devices.
She has the grin, and you don’t get pussy.
The title is obviously a reference to the paintings of Barnett Newman.And the word “obviously” in the previous sentence is obviously my attempt to make you feel stupid since you don’t know who Barnett Newman is.
If you’re going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you’re going to San Francisco You’re gonna meet some gentle people there
Your brain disruptors don’t work on me, I, uh, (drool), what was the question again?
The plot doesn’t really remind me of the Renaissance, it sounds more like the stuff out of a typical Romantic novel.
bitchoboi: marfisa-thor: Don’t worry, she knows that you are just testing her resolve. Well You did say You would give it me on the first Sunday of October 2015 for 10 mins to wash and clean cage and orgasm before You force it back on again ;) x.
Don’t worry, she knows that you are just testing her resolve.
Does this happen to you, too? You discover a webcomic, archive-binge within a few hours or days till you caught up to the most current page, and since you are too impatient to wait for the few installments every week, you decide to pause reading for a
I think it’s a funny picture, but his “penis” is quite obviously a prop.
I can confirm from personal experience that wearing a chastity device for an extended period of time - like, say, ten minutes - can increase arousal, submissiveness and general pervertedness.
If you want to make sure you get the chastity cage, you could drink both and hope that she manages to put your unconscious, stiff member inside the tube.
There are a few images of women with guns in my “could be used for captions” folder, but I usually prefer a more subtle approach.
Kato, still without her white hair. Maybe you’ll have to wait a few time skips.
Maybe I miscounted, but I think she lists only three.
They can take away your penis, but they can’t take away your ability to clean a house.
Why do non-enslaved men have to be so difficult?
- But, but… I thought that, you know,… I am your boyfriend?- You have much to learn, pet/slave/toy.
Which outcome would you prefer?
Crossing certain blue doors give you the ability to reach every point in time and space. Others, it seems, put even parts of your own body out of reach.
It’s nice of her that she isn’t wearing a mask, so you still get to see another human face.
Is there anything more erotic than licking some sexy cotton?
I wonder if the pink hair flower is a mandatory part of this event, or just something one of them picked off from her friend.
Thanks to all of you for your interest in my silly little captions. I thought I’d commemorate the occasion by confusing everybody and changing the name of this blog from the rather impersonal and generic “Chastity Cage Captions” to the more individualized
What’s better than owning a yacht? Owning the owner of a yacht.
Is it cheating if you let a woman who’s not your wife handle the control unit of your brain chip?
How about you simply roll up the hemline? Are those glasses part of your uniform? Can I have one of your tickets?
You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid fashion, or render yourself infertile in a specially asinine way, removing yourself from the gene pool.
It took me a while to realize that I have a breath-play fetish. Unless you have a word for it, you simply think you’re just weird.
A man without a chastity cage? Shocking, revolting, disgusting.
Proper aftercare after an intense session is a vital part of any dominance play.
Since I wrote this caption back in 2013, I found out that there is indeed a guy who sells 3-D printed chastity cages; I actually bought one. But unlike my caption, it’s unfortunately just “one size fits all”, not tailor-made. But I think we’re
Initially, this caption was called “Spiked Absinth” (without the final “e”), but I have learned since then that the term “absinth” is mainly used for cheap Czech knock-offs of the original Swiss beverage.
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I like her insistence that she has a pure heart, and that it seems to work.
Is it a spoiler if I reveal that Andrea, the character played by Sherry Jackson in the Star Trek episode “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”, is actually a robot?
Chastity Cage Captions
I see three possible outcomes for the rendering of the heading of this entry: either everything works fine, or you see some boxes for unknown Unicode characters, or you see an abysmal mixture of barely fitting fonts.It’s 2015, and the most widespread
Actually, “Georgia” was named after a British queen king, not some insurgent from the colonies.
Cotton is a bit more breathable. But less shiny.
Isobel Marion philosophizes about release cycles.
I see no pockets on her costume: where is she keeping the key?
So you mastered the preceding (or, if you’re reading from newer to older: upcoming) challenge? Then get ready for the next level.
If you dream of being fucked in the ass by a beautiful girl, then you’re probably not gay, just a pervert. Unless you’re a girl yourself.But she doesn’t say that she’ll performing the fucking herself, so maybe you’re gay after all, since your
Red hair, glasses… she’s rating high on the scale of girls triggering my fetishes.
Sometimes, you don’t even have to visit a tavern to get your quest: the quest finds you.
If someone would trap Koyomi Araragi in a chastity cage, he could simply cut his penis off and regrow it with his residual vampire powers. Which kind of ruins this caption, so let’s pretend he hasn’t any residual vampire powers.But Hitagi Senjōgahara
Stuck in an elevator, I think my primary worry wouldn’t be the urge to have sex, but the urge to pee.
I wonder what the two of you did in the haystack in the first place.
At least she prepared the traditional post-surprise-chastity consolation breakfast.
I think she could make guys horny without resorting to artificial aides like a chastity cage. Not that you’re complaining.
Sometimes, men are so roundabout. If he wants a spanking, why not simply say so?
I think your husbands are the lucky ones. Compared to other men.
I think this is my first, but not last caption featuring Snow White. For some reason, she seems to be more suited for kinky reinterpretations than other fairy tale princesses. It helps that the clothing of her Disney version is so easily recognizable,
Architectural porn.
So you think you don’t deserve to have your chastity cage unlocked? If you say so…
I’m not particularly fond of tattoos (I have no moral objections, it’s just an aesthetic preference), so I usually prefer images without them, but that wouldn’t work with this caption.
It could be worse: at least you’re not part of “Titus Andronicus”.
