Marfisa’s Chastity Cage Captions (marfisa-thor.tumblr.com)
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Things don’t look too bright for the pawn on f7.
Can you do a iron man one — cum-eating-instructions-cei
Could you be willing to do one of a girl who wants to be a guy and gets it but the witch that gave her the dick already locked it in chastity — goon-gurl
While I was away from the keyboard spending some time with my family, visiting friends or found other reasons to leave the house, I received three new caption requests. And it seems all three requesters felt some urgency to their request, since this is
Of course you reminisce constantly thanks to all those friendly, constant reminders.
I think your girlfriend forgot to put on pants. On the other hand, who needs pants with these socks?
That actually looks practical. But is it cotton? Sheep wool is always so scratchy.
Actually, 1,004 by now, but I’m currently a bit occupied and not always near my keyboard. Anyway, I found another pastiche I haven’t posted yet (I think).
How much happier would the live of Jason had been, if only Medea would have had access to a chastity cage. Not to mention their kids.
Come this way, honored Odysseus, great glory of the Achaians, and stay your ship, so that you can listen here to our singing; for no one else has ever sailed past this place in his black ship until he has listened to the honey-sweet voice that issues
Had your fill of QuadrillesThe Madison and cheap thrillsBored with the BeguineThe samba isn’t your sceneThey’re playing our tuneBy the pale moon
Isn’t capitalism sexy?
I had to modify the photo a bit, the original version had her as the slave instead of as the mistress. And a woman having fun assuming the submissive role, I can’t allow that.Or at least it doesn’t fit the overall theme of this blog.
If you like this caption, you might want to also check out an older caption of mine.
I like how this one turned out; once I found the photo, I immediately knew the text, and all I had to do was to tweak the colors a bit.
If this were my apartment, then in no possible universe would those shelves be that empty.
Another variation of my “let’s pretend that people never shower” theme.
At least she’s not abandoning you on an interstate.
Could you do another lost girl caption that the only way out is to edge or goon She makes me edge so hard— goon-gurlPart I: The Merciful SuccubusPart II: The Prepared Succubus
I saw that you made a lost girl caption I was hoping you would make another one please she is so cool. Maybe about her using him as a energy source but the cage increases his sexal power levels?— horny-switch
Tricking a girl into breaking an invaluable Ming vase can backfire.
Can you do one for “lost girl” it will be a easy one—cum-eating-instructions-cei
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I think the rest of her clothing compliments her stockings quite well, so “matching clothes” is a rather subjective term.
I think it’s actually a bit insulting that you asked her to unlock you. Perhaps she should punish you.
When Lovecraft’s stories about the ancient tentacled monster Nyarlathotep got an adaption as a Japanese anime series, there obviously was just one important question: should the crawling chaos be depicted as a highschool girl? Or as a middle school
How hard can not using your penis for sex be? She’s not using a penis for sex all the time without complaining.
The chip also prevents her from harming humans, but she can still kill demons.
The irresistible charm of insane women.
Why did you check if the key fits? Aren’t you going to honor the memory of your wife by remaining locked for the rest of your life, like any good husband would do?
I like how the matter-of-factly mentioning of the proceedings of an alien and frightening world combined with the misplaced smug superiority turned out in this one.
Just before Christmas, I get two thousand followers. Thank you all for your support, and all my best wishes.Based on the caption “Hypnosis”, I made this drawing:
Cosplayer Kipi creates confusing complications.
Teeny-tiny girlie panties actually don’t mix too well with bulky chastity cages in my experience; open-crotch panties are a better fit.
I think they look like a photographer asked them to look like they are having genuine fun. It just screams “stock image”.
Kind of the opposite message from the previous caption (or following caption, if you’re reading from newer to older).
I’m more into abstract math, but I have to admit that the applied sciences have done a lot to improve our daily lives.
A friendly reminder that today is winter solstice (at least in half of the world), and in these cold and dark days, we all need some love and kink.
Love the little morning star.
A man and a woman sleeping with each other while the woman has her period is a crime punishable by death, according to Leviticus. But if the portrayals of sitcoms and other tv shows are anything to be believed, no woman and no man in the history of ever
Don’t believe liberal, tree-hugging naysayers, permanent growth is a good thing and a fundamental part of Capitalism.
She forgot to mention that she absolutely hates giving head and practically never does it.
Now you can feel ashamed both for having a penis that’s too large and too small to satisfy your owner.
According to Plutarch, the Athenian lawgiver Solon advised men to have sex with their wives at least three times a month – if she was a rich heiress; otherwise even Solon admitted that a wife couldn’t expect her husband to feel obliged to visit her
Could you do another I love her so much horny-switch “Her” refers to the actress Debby Ryan, see “Double Request” for a previous caption. Well, I did
The images are taken from an awesome series of photos, unfortunately slightly too narrow for my purposes (I need images which are at least 640 pixels wide), so I had to go through some contortions to make it work. Also, Superman is a bit of a strange
Vaginas usually don’t come with sharp, pinching parts, so the simile isn’t very apt.
I like how she becomes so excited by her fantasy that she starts twisting her hair.
Much of our terminology like “alpha bitch” or “beta boi” implying a strict and obvious hierarchy is taken from studies of wolf packs. Studies which actually have been debunked and discredited a long time ago: wolves are not really organized in
Anonym asked: What about a couple of captions with mean hard earned or random rewards, like get pounded in the ass for weeks to earn a foot licking or licking feet for weeks to win a some pounds in the ass, with chance
You can’t plan for every contingency. Especially if you’re a whimsical keyholder bound to change your mind whenever it pleases you.
A relationship should be based on honesty. That is, you as the slave should honestly tell your mistress about your needs, thoughts and fantasies. On the other hand, BDSM has a theatrical aspect, so some amount of deception and misdirection on part of
Being allowed to wear a chastity cage instead of being forced to control your urges yourself is actually a concession. With some downsides.
Underwear manufacturers trying to sell us their stuff show us images of women sitting around in their underwear causally talking with each other as if that’s the most natural thing in the world to do. That’s rather unrealistic. In the real world,
Take a look at what you consider your liabilities and try to come up with ways how to turn them into assets. Hey, maybe I should write self-help books.
You should consider suing the company that provided the data for your navigational device that made you take that fateful wrong turn.