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Random coincidence, or the influence of a higher power?

Another toy? This is like birthday and boxing day combined.

It’s a pity, this tight stuff looks awesome.

Do it! And reblog to spread the word! The hypno-toad wills it.

In hindsight, I wish I would have found an explicit use for her “obey” label.

After an extended period of time without orgasm, it’s not so much that I’m so desperate to cum that I’m vulnerable to all kinds of blackmail and therefore willing to do outlandish and degrading stuff, it’s more that my desires themselves become

Partly inspired by the events surrounding the coronation anniversary of Elisabeth II in 2013. Well, not really.

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Did I mention a week ago that a fried modem and a combination of unfortunate events kept me offline for almost four weeks? Well, yesterday my computer died. Fortunately, I pay an automatic cloud backup service, so my own files are all safe (the thousand

This one is a bit dark; or it would be, if it weren’t for the friendly smiles.

This scenario sounds a bit impractical: even with a chastity cage, there is still the looming possibility of dying of sexual exhaustion, not to speak of all the other ways it might lead to death.

I suspect she’s acting coyly because she wants the sex reassignment surgery and as many breast enlargements as possible.

If you could go back in time and arrange for this to happen, which version would you prefer?

Would you want her to starve to death? Surely not.

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Don’t get a pet if you don’t have enough time to provide it with proper care.

It’s important to learn not to fret too much about insignificant details and to allow yourself to make mistakes.

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This caption is a tad bit on the longish side; even if other captionists occasionally use even longer texts, one of my rules for these captions is that they shouldn’t be “too long”. I never codified what constitutes “too long”, but after a thousand

It’s a trick question: such permits don’t exist.

The number of my followers now exceeds 600. Thank you.The drawing below is, once again, based on a foreign caption.

…and 440 of the 1760 captions currently on my drive.

I hope this photo shows a dungeon in the state of redecoration. And not a dungeon in its final state.

In case you need the joke explained: The Riemann Hypothesis.

I wanted to use this preface to write something about awkward silences, but I don’t know what to say.

This caption was a nice opportunity to showcase different devices, and her silver top goes nicely with all this steel, so I’m quite satisfied how this caption turned out aesthetically.

I once fell in love with a girl after I heard her drunk ramblings. Or maybe because she was cute, so everything she did (including orating drunk ramblings) appeared cute.

A ratio of merely 100 to 1? You lucky bastard!

I know next to nothing about games consoles. Are there even adults-only applications for games consoles?

I doubt that the chastity device in the last image would be much more inescapable if it were secured with a heavy brass lock.

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Unfortunately, due to the omnipresence of ‘shopped images, she doesn’t look like the fairy from photoshopwonderland that she is, but more like an ordinary girl next door.

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Additional contrived sci-fi plot twist: she falls in love with you, but then she has to destroy the key to save the universe.

Conversations are so much easier when you’re told your part.

You’re such a lucky guy that you have such a polite girlfriend.

Size doesn’t matter, unless you’re into small cock humiliation.Or large cock humiliation.

This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions” folder, where it sat for ages: it’s a great image of a beautiful woman, but no caption I could think of was doing it justice. I’m still not sure if I nailed it.

I think she could sell me everything.

This caption is partly inspired by the ecchi manga/anime “He is my Master”. Which has it’s own hentai parody/pastiche “This is my Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ and “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, if you want to

It’s a real photo (as far as I know), but I guess the key would have looked better if I had it ‘shopped in.

I guess I’m not much of a foot fetishist if the first thing I notice is the necklace.

I’ve once stumbled upon a caption that read something like “I’ll keep you locked until 2012″, which sounded probably rather impressive back in 2010, but a bit ridiculous in 2015.One thing that worries me is to use explicit currency values in my

What I like about this image is how it doesn’t explicitly show the things to come, but only hints at them.

The beautiful steamgirl Kato, before her hair turned white.

It makes things easier if everything is conveniently labeled.

The formula given in the title of the following caption is slightly misleading; what the text is describing is more like ((A→B)∧(¬A→B))→B.

Security advice: never leave an unlocked dick around.

A cosplaying photo with a giant key? Irresistible. The presence of a cute girl doesn’t hurt either.

Is an erection in a tightly fitting chastity cage really an erection? There is not much to be seen, but the feeling is rather obvious and unmistakable. So a tightly fitting chastity cage may prevent visible erections, but not the throbbing.Unless you

I don’t know why she keeps on flaunting her merits when you’ve already chosen her.

You lucky guy: instead of your girlfriend spending your money left and right, she looks for bargains. I think she’s a keeper.

Aren’t these sweet, cute girls? Who doesn’t love a batshit crazy yandere?

Girl, I think you are suffering a severe case of being Cursed with Awesome.

There are a lot of awesome photos of step wells on the web, unfortunately, I could use only one of them.

She appears to be a member of the Gaulish tribe of the Senones. At least the quote “vae victis” implicates this. Although the skin color could also suggest an African descent.

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While I do some captions just for the sake of completeness, to mention as many different fetishes as possible, the trifecta of glasses, red hairs and enforced chastity is something that, well, concerns me on a more personal level.

I guess I’m not really into incest, otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken almost four hundred captions until this specific subject appears. But my ambition forces me to put as many fetishes into these captions as possible, to achieve some kind of encyclopedic

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