Marfisa’s Chastity Cage Captions (marfisa-thor.tumblr.com)
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It’s true, you haven’t learned the basics yet and ask for a huge favor. But she still hasn’t told you if she will grant you your wish, or decline. Although I have a feeling that the answer is no.
In “The 120 Days of Sodom”, the Marquis de Sade tries to undertake the heroic attempt to encyclopedically[1] list all possible perversions; cyclopedias[2] were a big thing in his time. One side effect is that de Sade describes masochism long before
I think she raises a valid concern.
…while she surfs porn.
See also the previous caption “Rome” for the appropriate Haterius quote.
Isn’t it very satisfying to get her to admit her error? It’s almost like an orgasm.
It was rather difficult to find a model for this photo shot willing to get the tip of his penis surgically removed.
Aren’t you lucky that she’s so easily entertained?
She has a very strange looking smartphone.
…or maybe not.
In the Deadpool movie, Morena Baccarin’s character, Vanessa, is quite the domme. She fucks Deadpool with a strap-on. She comforts him about his deformed appearance saying his is “a face she’d love to sit on.” And employes herself as a prostitute,
If it makes you a better lover, then she shouldn’t unlock you.
Better luck next time. Although next time will probably be even worse.
Shake and quiver, little tree,Throw leather and latex down to me.
I think you should apologize. And kiss her.
Growing up means that you add the dishwashing detergent after the water, to produce less foam. Or you buy a dishwasher.
I don’t know, seeing her showering fully clothed looks rather sexy, not something I would characterize as disappointing.
Femdom porn is obviously calculated for the enjoyment of the male gaze, my own blog included. How would femdom porn made for an exclusively female audience look like? Considering that both men’s magazines and women’s magazines are full of women conforming
A poultry farmer needs lots and lots of cock cages, but even more hen houses.
Another example of my obsession with rust; see also Rust Never Sleeps and Misplaced Parsimony.
It’s good to discuss these things with a kind and caring person.
Maybe your silver tongue can defuse the situation.
This one has so many different alternative captions, I had to divide them into two sections.
If only it were so easy to get rid of subscriptions in real life.
Beautiful is better than ugly.Explicit is better than implicit.Simple is better than complex.Complex is better than complicated.
What a poor girl, it must be terribly frustrating having to go to such lengths to be able to cum.
cum-eating-instructions-cei: Can u do a challenge where is u fail u enter chastity for a week and if u win u can cum, and could u make it fair, humiliating and hard :)cum-eating-instructions-cei: ?marfisa-thor: Took me a bit until I got around to your
It’s important to work on your communication skills. Fortunately, in a long-term relationship, you have all time in the world to do just that.
Hi, how about a caption around being chained in the basement, only to be released if you finish a mission: making a torture restraining device in which you will spend half of your chastity life, with ass, feet and nipples exposed for the fun of your
Realistically speaking, this cage looks far more uncomfortable than a well-adjusted chastity cage, no matter what she tells you.
Sometimes, you just need your inner emptiness filled.
The payment is bad enough, and now this…
I’m afraid even her harsh disciplining won’t change her mind: no matter how much she punishes herself, she won’t unlock you. She can be quite stubborn.
I think there’s a typo in After Work. “Provoce” should be “provoke” if I’m not mistaken. — atergerThanks for the hint. Not my finest hour, spelling wise: besides “provoce”, I also found “excert”, “unkown”,
This caption poses some serious questions, like: why is she doing the laundry, instead of you?
Certainly you are just admiring the landscape visible in the reflection.
Maybe you did inform yourself, and you liked what you learned. You pervert.
It’s great that your wife has a steady, secure line of work: there will always be unruly men in need of policing.
Are U in chastity? — horny-switchYes, but as it happens, you asked me that question right at the start of a new period, so right at the moment, I have no impressive current chastity time to brag about. But anyway, I’m quite boring as a person, so
Can u do a caption were the mistress is fucking his boss and she tells him he is a pothetic sissy and now the boss wants him to dress at work and pleasure him and the other executives —AnonymousSorry for making fun of your spelling mistake below (I
You contribute some good mood?
I recently had a friend find out about my enforced chastity; would you do a caption along the lines of “I thought you were a wimp, but wow!” — unabletocum
I wouldn’t call being stuck in a vacuum bed “deprived of all sensations”. Well, except that I did, since I wrote that caption.
There are more excellent Harley Quinn cosplay images on the web than I’m able to invent captions. Here’s a small selection:
Three variations of the same theme, but with increasingly smaller scales.
See this previous caption about Thor & Thrym.
Marfisa you are soo pretty. I submit straight away. I want to be under your gaze forever – RobertI’m astonished that you know what I look like. Unless you refer to my avatar. That’s actually a drawing by the talented Amanda Conner.
So if she’s supposed to be from a mirror universe where every superhero has his dark counterpart, then why doesn’t she have a goatee?I think this caption is actually vaguely inspired by Michael Manning’s comic “Tranceptor”, which has nothing
“Ut adversas res, secundas immoderate ferre, levitatis est.“ — Cicero
Probably you shouldn’t have run around the campus shouting “I can’t take this any longer”.
…she also puts your DVDs in the wrong cases whenever she wants to watch a movie.
At least she doesn’t tell you that it’s a completely transcendent being beyond the realm of time, something that can never be experienced while entrapped in this mortal coil.
I guess most of you will disagree, but I think this is one of the best captions I ever wrote.
The ancient Greeks believed that the uterus, if not constantly fed with semen, starts to wander around in a woman’s body until it finally attacks and bites other vital organs, leading to all kinds of ailments and behavioral disorders, subsumed under
The lights and the colors in this photo are pretty close to perfection, methinks.
It doesn’t sound like locking (or unlocking) are everyday activities.
“One must imagine Sisyphus happy.“ — Albert Camus
She got a call from a phone provider with an offer to change her mobile plan, but she quickly derailed the conversation.
I should insert a witty comment here, but I lack the energy to give a damn.
Swimming without taking the tide into consideration can be a bad idea, since the receding water might make it difficult to get back to the shore.
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