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Surely she’s going to use that remote control quite often, right? Right?

Being a keyholder is a tough job. It is common to claim that being a keyholder has nothing but advantages, what with having an eager slave at your back and call pampering you unconditionally, but I think the reality is a bit more complicated.

It doesn’t matter that you might want to become permanently locked: it’s not about you anymore.

I guess I’m among the very limited group of people who actually liked “Endless Eight”: I found watching it a rather relaxing experience. But then again, I wasn’t watching it when it first aired, so I knew what to expect.

Geht das nicht lustig? – Ich wittre was in der Atmosphäre; es ist, als brüte die Sonne Unzucht aus. – Möchte man nicht drunter springen, sich die Hosen vom Leibe reißen und sich über den Hintern begatten wie die Hunde auf der Gasse?

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We other people hide our secret fetishes. Or start an anonymous tumblr account.

No matter how hot a girl (or a boy) is, “acting sexy” always has some ridiculous element in it I can’t really take serious.A girl mocking a boy, on the other hand? Sexy.

A crossover fiction of One Piece and Southpark:Step One: Obtaining the key of your chastity cage.Step Two: …Step Three: Profit.

I for one think your gesture is far from being exaggerated, but highly appropriate.

In the real world, outside the fantastic world of these captions, there is actually a non-negligible chance that shaking the cage does work. Unfortunately. Which makes searching for the right chastity cage a non-trivial task. But in the superior realm

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So, they used the frozen sperm of their husbands from a sperm bank, right? I mean, what other possibility is there?

I understand how it is profitable to loot a village and to sell people into slavery, but what’s the economic incentive to burn a village? Isn’t that a waste of ressources with no discernible return of interest?

I think it’s just superstition; I know of no natural mechanism how this could work as described.

Mope mou mike mis maption.

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Do it, for the greater glory of Arstotzka.

Telling someone that they are only your second choice isn’t the most charming thing to say. And not the most smart one if they happen to be your owner.

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This caption raises the serious question why there is a ball of fluff on the floor. Don’t you keep the house clean?

Only one of three? That’s better odds than the suitors of Portia had.

You want me to wear a chastity cage? I’m not entirely sure I’m really comfortable with.. oh, shiny!

She could also keep her legs losed and let you lick her boots.

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I think I’ve reached an age where I’m getting farsighted, I’m having more and more trouble reading fine print.

I like the socks.

You can wear them and retain a futile hope.

She’s a modern Robin Hood.

Given that half of my followers have “sissy” somewhere in their Tumblr names, I doubt that she’ll be very popular among them.

…and then enjoy the years and years of the horniness high plateau.

It seems a bit unfair that your coach is getting the trophy instead of you.

γνῶθι σεαυτόν (know thyself).

One of the cruelest mistresses I ever invented.

I wonder how you ended up with seventeen spikes…

“You shall not pass”? Shouldn’t she have a long, white beard?

Time marches on. Although your chastity cage remains a constant.

yeah you’re pretty good looking (for a girl) your eyes are wide open and your thoughts have been stolen by the boys who took you out and bought you everything you want now

Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract you from the aweful rhyme I used.

I’m using your lewdness wich makes you read sexy captions to teach you some stuff about ancient Rome. The first five parts are more or less accurate representations of the sexual customs of empirial upperclass Romans, except that the euphemisms “scabbard”

Why would you need self-control, if you can have her control?

Any ideas how to solve this conundrum?

Trying to convince your keyholder to unlock you could be considered as something like a game of skills. Some skill games are rather easy, and others are notoriously difficult. Or downright impossible.

When she says “extended”, does she talk about several weeks or several decades?

With great power comes great responsibility that you make sure you use this power for your own advantage.

Sirens are actually half bird, half woman, not half fish, half woman, but the text makes it clear that she’s not a siren but a mermaid.

You’ve met a cute fellow student at Miskatonic University, but maybe she’s a bit too religious for your tastes. On the other hand, she has some other qualities. Two of them.

Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty.And your chastity cage.

Pretty much every story published by Centurian contained the sentence “His shrinking cock was finally locked permanently in a FL2C Frenum chastity, and large breast implants soon followed.“ or a variation thereof (the “FL2C” was a chastity tube

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