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With Valentine’s Day almost here, maybe you could make a caption for Lupercalia, the original, and probably sexier, Roman version of the holiday, where infibulated slaves would serve their misrtresses at feasts and orgies. – AnonymWe had guests

I love the olive, it’s such a funny detail, putting the whole thing right at the delightful edge between sexy and ridiculous.

Vladimir Nabokov, himself a Russian immigrant, mentions in one of his books on the occasion of Russian immigrants the fondness of non-native speakers for puns and wordplays in their new language of choice. I can certainly relate: I mean, look at me, I

I’m a bit irritated by the glaring hole her panties have right above her hip. What’s up with that? If you look closely, you can see that the hole has a seam, so the hole is obviously an intentional feature and not a bug. Is it supposed to increase

Can you do one with Sanders and Trump? – Noone

If you’ve never heard of mixed singles beach basketball, its rules are similar to Calvinball.

She could end all wars on earth. But she has to prioritize.

I find it a bit strange that there is a medical, neo-Latin term for coulrophilia, but not for chastity play. Has anyone a fancy, Latin-sounding term for this thing when a guy wants to be locked in a chastity device and hands over the key to someone else?

Your girlfriend is telling everyone what you’re wearing inside your trunks. But at least she didn’t make you wear your other trunks, with “I’m wearing a chastity cage, and my girlfriend owns the keys” printed on them in huge letters.

At least your beverage doesn’t contain extracts from bull testicles. Because that tastes horrible. And is unkind to the bulls.

I wonder what the initial punishment was. Unfortunately, the caption doesn’t tell. Now thank her for her generosity.

Fun fact: the first sideshow tattooed lady became the first sideshow tattooed lady because her boyfriend was uncomfortable with her being the bearded lady.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.

And a night to forget the location of one tiny, important detail.

In Orwell’s 1984, O'Brien says, “The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.” And it’s

What are little boys made ofWhat are little boys made ofSnips & snails & puppy dogs tailsAnd such are little boys made of.What are young women made ofSugar & spice & all things nice.Well, not really. Girls can be really gross, too. But

The chastity belt shown in the last picture is made by a German manufacturer called Latowski. If you like the design, be warned that his belts are not exactly cheap.

The excesses of civil forfeiture law are actually a quite serious and worrying subject. Fortunately, I can turn even the gravest topic into chastity porn.

The good news is that this power source neither produces radioactive waste nor greenhouse emissions.

Are you going to find out willingly, or are you going to find out unwillingly?

Three of the five extant species of rhinoceroses are critically endangered.

Red and purple: a precarious combination.

Many thoughts about very little fabric.

Roommate wanted: female preferred. Males will be considered if they let the two existing female roommates lock them in chastity. One year lease… – It’s in exactly the area you want, comes with all the amenities you want and more, and the price

She can pass my Turing test any day.

She has two awesome boons.

If you’re looking for suggestions, how about a man who gets a job testing prototype chastity cage models. It would be important to test how secure and comfortable new designs are in both a flaccid state, and a prolonged aroused state, and also

Raise high the roofbeams, carpenters!Up with them!A bridesmaid taller than Ares!Taller than a tall man!

The tiniest piece of mask, or even a simple pair of glasses, is sufficient to disguise a person beyond recognition. At least that’s what superhero comics taught me.

Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.

Achievement unlocked, cage kept closed.

Entering a woman is an amazing experience, or so I’ve been told. But then again, not entering a woman surely is also an amazing experience.

Eliza Dushku’s boyfriend must be a lucky guy.

imgur. com/lwXcFMx Please caption that image. The theme is male chastity in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Her name’s Vault Meat if you want to look up more pictures of the character, but she’s usually drawn being submissive. In my fantasies

At least you’re not driven out in the desert to die.

YouTube: watch?v=kApFZVE3jiI This commercial gave me a kinky idea. Julia Ann, the woman in the commercial, uses the site to find naive young men in the horniest years of their life, then locks them in chastity for fun, and to serve her if they’re

See the previous entry “Tags” for the beginning of this discussion.Yes, tags are helpful, that’s the whole point of them. But in my opinion, your tumblr time is best spent making new captions. I’ve got nothing against tags, but I care

Okay, boys, get in line, the first to catch her bouquet gets his penis locked in a chastity cage and becomes eligible to become the next bride.

utanicalseer: marfisa-thor: I wish you put more tags on your posts, love your posts regardless though. My favorites so far are Fear of Commitment, Spoils of War, Fallow, Crossing Paths Again, Jael’s World, and A Spot. Are there more like those?

I wish you put more tags on your posts, love your posts regardless though. My favorites so far are Fear of Commitment, Spoils of War, Fallow, Crossing Paths Again, Jael’s World, and A Spot. Are there more like those? (Especially Fallow and Jael&r

All these lands shall be hers, except for that one moon of Jupiter.

Isn’t it great that she’s so understanding about your shortcomings?

Lovely landscape. Must be somewhere around Jusenkyo, in the Bayankala Mountain Range.

How fortunate that there are reliable and always error-free translation service of the company Google. (The previous sentence was translated by Google)

Her pose is drawing attention to her perfect hips.

“An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.” – Benjamin Franklin

I’ve appreciated the posts on some tumblrs in particular, including yours. I’ve started doing some of my own captions and wanted to pay it forward by letting people know. Hope you like them: http://subboyjoy.tumblr.com/tagged/mycaption

I would love to be turned into women – uniquetyrantllamaThat’s a bit… unusual, I guess, but I’ll still try to run with it.

Marfisa, love your work. I would like to request the inclusion of Callie Maggotbone in a chastity caption. She definitely seems like the key-holding type to me. Thank you very much. – dreamusfox

“Denn das Schöne ist nichts als des Schrecklichen Anfang, den wir noch grade ertragen, und wir bewundern es so, weil es gelassen verschmäht, uns zu zerstören.” – Rainer Maria Rilke

This is one of those captions where I spent a lot of work without being satisfied with the result. I wanted to get across that there is this barely-hidden rift within the spacetime-continuum that leads to this strange, sexy otherworld, but that the rift

Nice Alison Brie cap. Do you think Annie Edison would would in a chastity cap? I love that you keep things “in character” so I’m not sure if Annie’s the key holding type. Maybe if it were for a class though… Greendale

You will soon find out which theory has a chance of being correct, and which one will be falsified.

Your last hope is that she has a vivid imagination.

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Anonym:No, really, who are you outside of this? Are you a literature professor or a mathematician?

Furthermore, after living without a single Penny for a whole year, now you have to spent a million dollar each day.

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I notice you didn’t mention being versed in Firefly/Serenity. Does that mean no captions of Inara Serra? Cause I think she would work canonically. She’s a companion (a futuristic high-class-escort in space) who basically has a PhD in all

“I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule—and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness: they fear their own slave soul

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