Marfisa’s Chastity Cage Captions (marfisa-thor.tumblr.com)
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I don’t see the contradiction between “committing all kinds of perversions” and “having your cock locked in a chastity cage”.
You would have stood a chance, had she worn a pink leather corset.
Toothbrushing?
You lucky boy: she just called you her favorite sex-slave.
This must be your lucky day: you don’t get eaten by the sea monster and you finally meet a girl who’s into chastity play.Unless you have a fetish of being eaten by sea monsters.
In the white room with black curtains near the stationI’ll wait in this place where the sun never shinesWait in this place where the shadows run from themselves
You can stare at my photo, but the real me is far away.
Enforced chastity is like a cheat code for dominants.
…and if you never reach that state of inner peace, then that’s just as well.
Does the term “parusieverzögerung” mean anything to you? No? Well then nevermind, pet.
Thank you, mistress, for turning me into a better man.
I think she just recently started keyholding. She politely asks instead of simply commanding.
Also kind of stressful: wearing stockings that start to have runs as soon as you look at them.
If you try to break your belt, I will punish you by confiscating your gun.
Given this scenario, how would you react?
At least she’s thinking about it.
I bet he deliberately misplaced the key himself.
One of my few captions that isn’t about a woman locking men into chastity cages. Instead, it’s a bout a nice, innocent girl returning home from a completely uneventful, almost boring trip.
In this alternative reality, men are at least allowed to drive, so it could be worse.
Just to clarify: trees are reproducing sexually. Otherwise, they would have no occasion to bloom. And some of them are even dioecious (that is, there are separate female and male trees). So trees do have sex.On the other hand: do you really want to correc
How about we wait with the unlocking until we move out?
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.
The realistic outcome: she ties the knot the same day you get institutionalized, since she achieved her goal to drive you crazy. The romantic outcome: she falls in love with you and stays a bachelorette for the rest of her life.
With whom is she talking? Her best friend, her mother, her sister, your ex-wife, her lover, a federal chastity advisor?
A lesser known scene from “Alice in Wonderland”.
Since “quit” is a perfectly valid English adjective, neither my spell checker nor my grammar checker gave me any warnings when I called this caption “A Quit Weekend”, but of course I meant “A Quiet Weekend”. Fortunately, I noted this embarrassing
“Gargantua and Pantagruel” contains a list of comparisons to indicate that something is very, very tiny; among those is “tiny like the left testicle of a fly”. I thought it was cute how the comparison didn’t just say “a fly’s testicle”,
One criticism about porn is that it gives men completely unrealistic expectations about how women look like and what they are willing to do in the sack. It makes me wonder: aren’t romantic movies just as bad about raising hopelessly unrealistic expectatio
Kissing your enslaver’s vulva brings you good luck, at least that’s what Clíodhna, the goddess of beauty and love, told Cormac Laidir MacCarthy. Oh, wait, I’m confusing the Irish and the Scottish.
That’s what happens when you have too few chastity cage. Alternatively, wear the little black one. The little black one always works.
I think there is a flaw in her method. As far as I’m concerned, she could wear a potato sack, and I would still signal.
How would you reply?
The other question is: which outcome would you prefer?
My first multiple-captions-caption.
Of course you wouldn’t be mad: nobody can be expected to be chaste for such a long time. Except you.
Der langsame Pfeil der Schönheit. – Die edelste Art der Schönheit ist die, welche nicht auf einmal hinreißt, welche nicht stürmische und berauschende Angriffe macht (eine solche erweckt leicht Ekel), sondern jene langsam einsickernde, welche
You get away rather lightly, compared to the fate of the slaves of Sardanapalus.
Am I the only human left on earth who uses a desktop computer instead of a notebook, laptop, tablet, smart phone, smart watch, smart glasses or some other tiny thingie?
So there.
Sure, you will endure the ongoing unfulfilled desire. What other choice do you have?
She doesn’t look much like Lucille van Pelt. But I think she has the same tendency to pull away the football at the last second.
How many sleep-deprived nights start.
I didn’t know Jenni Kohoutova was that proficient in Lotus Notes.
Sorry, but as a dominant, you will never get to experience this pleasure.
If cases like this proliferate, then there should be a law that women are required to hand out detailed written warnings to all the men they intend to lock in permanent chastity.Printed with illegible small letters.
But you could do it anyway as an act of kindness, right? No? Please?
The recent failure of my computer turned out to be nothing more serious than a faulty power supply, the hard drive is undamaged and my porn collection my collection of artful nudes is safe. Furthermore, my new, shiny, fast replacement computer arrived
Some of the ladies in my captions stop dressing sexy once they’ve locked a guy in a chastity cage. And some start.
The ability to stop the time could be used for all kinds of sexual shenanigans, including chastity-related ones. So it’s a bit astonishing that this is, so far, my only caption featuring Akemi Homura. On the other hand, I find it difficult to imagine
I guess Naga the White Serpent isn’t really an evil sorceress; more like an annoying sorceress, I guess.
A character from a lesser known, but quite cute manga/anime about a female nerd and her friendship with a cross-dresser: Kuragehime (海月姫), the Jellyfish Princess.
What Chell does in her spare time.
What Louise Françoise le Blanc de La Vallière does in her spare time.
To be overly technical about it, he could escape the approaching anniversary by killing himself. But that doesn’t sound like an attractive option.
What Panty and Stocking do in their spare time.
What Motoko Kusanagi does in her spare time.
I am enjoined by oath to observe three things:First, never to unfold to any oneWhich casket ‘twas I chose; next, if I failOf the right casket, never in my lifeTo woo a maid in way of marriage; lastly,If I do fail in fortune of my choice,Immediately
One of the very few of my captions prominently featuring a foot. I guess I’m not particularly into feet, I’m more enamored with asses, breasts or beautiful faces.
