Marfisa’s Chastity Cage Captions (marfisa-thor.tumblr.com)
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Glücklich ist, wer vergisst,was doch nicht zu ändern ist.
If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises as part of a magical ritual to conjure better luck next year.
Your current fate is your own fault, since you insulted her, even if neither you nor her can remember the exact details of your insult that caused her thirst for revenge.
I think you should tell your mistress that she’s far too lenient, and ask her to be stricter. On the other hand, who are you to tell her what to do?
There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but that’s a rather drastic tour de force.
I have received my first DMCA takedown notice, which means that some of my previously posted captions are gone. After some contemplation, I think I don’t have the time or energy to fight against it; this blog is, after all, something I do in my spare
Isn’t it great that you can contribute to her happiness so effortlessly?
If your mistress is inventing polls, you should take the hint.
One single shade of gray.
Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great honor.
Seems like she knows the difference between as sexy whipping and an educational whipping.
At least you don’t have to satisfy eleven thousand virgins.
Her space suit doesn’t look very air-tight. Maybe that should have been a hint that something was off.
itsybitsysissy: marfisa-thor: She made an honest mistake - or did she? This caption really inspired me. And since I’m such a silly Sissy I just had to try it. Now what? Isn’t it great when you’re able to inspire other people?
I thought it would be ironic to illustrate this caption with a still from the movie “Ghost World”.
I suspect that the question could be rhetorical.
It seems like someone has some prejudices with regards to fairfaced concrete.
Husbands, dogs: it’s easy to get confused.
Watching them, you already feel like a winner.
Oh no, mistress, not the grammar exercise!
Afterwards, you also have to do the dishes.
Zev/Xev is a character from the science-fiction soap opera “Lexx”, a show that was often less funny than it tried to be and sometimes had some serious shortcomings in its storytelling craftsmanship, but it’s nevertheless one of my favorite series,
You don’t get marooned, or worse, so yay!
Did girls back in the Sixties have large, visible tattoos? I somehow doubt it.
Mimas is a moon with a very prominent crater, so it’s ideally suited to put something there and be able to retrieve it later without going around wondering “where did I put that damned thing”: it’s obviously in the middle of the crater.
It’s probably just an urban legend. And even if not, it’s probably unrelated to her.
It wasn’t a complete lie: you’ll still learn how to become a great lover.
And if you didn’t stare, you insulted her.
It’s great to have an intelligent, well-informed girlfriend.
Your girlfriend is quite lucky that her girlfriend isn’t requesting anything more valuable.
Since most women have an ass, you have a lot of masters.
Trying to find a forest without cameras didn’t turn out too well for Julia and Winston.
The “Bechdel Test”, named after cartoonist Alison Bechdel, asks whether a work of fiction contains at least two female characters talking to each other about something besides a man.My captions, so far, miserably fail this test, since they are always
Actress Franka Potente ten years ago, and today.
Her real entertainment is that you can’t keep still even if she asks you to.
She made an honest mistake - or did she?
I never understood the appeal of giant 50-foot women, I mean, what’s the point if you can’t even have sex with them, at least not the ordinary, vanilla kind?My own kink? I’m into forced chastity, it turns me on being “forced” by a woman to wear
“I’m sure I’ll take you with pleasure!” the Queen said. “Two pence a week, and jam every other day.”
The cost of the operation would, of course, add to your current debt, so you would have to do even more Johns per day, and even more depraved ones.
This monstrous thing looks like a lot of fun.
It seems like some women who have been talked into locking their partners in chastity cages consider the job of constantly teasing and arousing their “victims” as some kind of burdensome, exhausting chore. I guess the most important aspect of being
If you want to try this at home, please search feelings and make sure that you don’t become jealous over something as trivial as a male slave.
If you want to try this at home (and it seems like a lot of people want to), you should either use a condom, or wait a few minutes after you applied the cream: it would be a shame if her parts went numb, too.
If I remember correctly, I toyed with the idea of calling this caption “Mme Récamier”. I doubt that Jacques Luis David had to wear a chastity belt, but Juliette Récamier must have been quite an impatient model, what with more interesting and pressing
Don’t worry, maybe it’s one of those locks that don’t need a key, since they are not meant to be unlocked.
I don’t know why a master or mistress should care whether they’re gay, straight, bi or whatever else: they can do whatever pleases them.
You get attacked by a gang of evil barn posts.
Pleasing her is its own reward.
sissymaidflorence: What more can I say? I’m the happiest fuckdoll ever! Congratulations!
Glasses and chastity cages seems like a strange subject for a shop, but I hope most people won’t notice the discrepancy between image and caption since they won’t look at the background if there ‘s such a super-cute woman in the foreground.
Everyone knows that bras are as difficult to open as Japanese puzzle boxes.
Maybe he could get a spanking as his reward, and another spanking to take his mind off his cage?
…but for me, it was Tuesday.
People who deliberately try to look (or sound) sexy often end up looking (or sounding) a bit silly and ridiculous, even those who earn their living with looking sexy.
Is it just me, or are girls with welding tools always incredibly sexy?
Keen readers might notice that the Nubian state no longer exists, which means that the following caption can’t be an accurate depiction of a true event in contemporary times.
The following caption is not endorsed by the Disney Corporation.
Aren’t we all in some kind of metaphorical basement, and would be bored out of our skull if we were allowed to jerk off?
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me.
