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You know how men are: they just love to complain.

This captions is called “Another Proposal”, since I already had a caption titled “The Proposal”.

A lab coat and a corset is the typical attire in most labs, right?

The armadillo isn’t photoshopped in (at least not by me), so the image is quite a lucky find. The German word for armadillo, by the way, is “Gürteltier”, which literally means “belt animal”, and for someone obsessed with chastity belts, the

Do you still have to sit down to pee when you wear it?

The mysterious Claire Abbott and her fantastic boobs. Oh, and her friend.

I’m not convinced that people are born as dominant or submissive, life shapes us in strange ways, and some of our dearest fetishes are just an acquired taste.

To be useful as a fair die, a polyhedron needs to be isohedral or face-transitive, which means that for every pair of faces, there has to be a symmetry which maps one face to the other. There are a lot shapes that fulfill these requirements, far more

A good employee shows initiative and handles things proactively.

As an experienced reader of chastity cage caption, I guess you can sense the trap a mile away. But then again, “enforced” chastity wouldn’t work without the willing cooperation of the “victim” anyway.

I looked at this image, and this dream-like story came to me out of nowhere. For my taste, it’s almost a tad bit too long for a caption, but I managed to keep it sufficiently short.

Her second idea sounds more compelling to me.

So there is still hope that there is a key…

Alison Angel as a Venus in furs.“…strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart…”

What an injustice: one side is noticeably shorter than the other.

…or if you succeed.

Within the real world (outside the parallel dream world of chastity captions), Jenny McCarthy is promoting nonsense about the horrors of vaccines instead of the horrors of sperm. Since this anti-vaccines-propaganda doesn’t lead to men locked in chastity

Girl, don’t you know that you have to store such combinations in a password manager, and secure the password manager with an easy-to-remember, but hard-to-crack passphrase?Oh, you did just that and are merely messing with him? Carry on.

I guess the other two don’t get unlocked to often, either.

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine army.

Avril Lavigne has some unusual hobbies, it seems.

Once you’ve got a man locked in a chastity cage, using hypnosis seems unnecessary. But if it adds to the fun…

The caption may be a bit weak, but I just had to use this image, I think she looks awesome.

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Congratulations, you just doomed your species to certain extinction.

I wonder if her secret weapons are the Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga or the Daburu Gōrudo Supandekkusu.

I wonder what will happen when she finds out that she has two hands.

I wonder if they need a third maid…

Don’t you love a sexy math geek? You don’t? Well shut up, because I do.

Жить стало лучше, товарищи. Жить стало веселее.

“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”

You float my new poolDe luxe and delightful

I think that sword is made of plastic. On the other hand, her hairs are lilac, so you have to obey her.

Well, which would you prefer?

Since the fairy tale of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) by Wilhelm Hauff is probably not very well known outside German-speaking countries: in the original version, the caliph transforms into a stork (not a woman), to go unnoticed among animals

I made this caption 2013, two years before I started this tumblr blog, so you can make out a faint “MMXIII” on the medal.

Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it, but with tumblr resizing my 640-px-width-captions either to 500px or 540px or 700px if you’re watching this on a dashboard or a reblog, it probably looks rather blurred again.That doesn’t

Which one means passing, which one means failing?

This one doesn’t look like a stock photo, because not everyone has turned her face to the camera, and someone is bowing forward with laughter, resulting in a sub-optimal pose. Which means that the overall image looks so much better and so much more

Stock photos: everyone is laughing at 100%.

Don’t smoke, you need to live a long, healthy life to be able to serve your mistress as much as possible.

See also “Pride And Prejudice” and “Persuasion”.

If you’re wearing a chastity cage and your balls turn blue (or any other unusual color), you are probably doing something wrong and should stop doing it. Except if you’re into castration play. Otherwise, the term “blue balls” is meant metaphorically.

This is the setting: a cute girl talks a slightly naïve boy into enacting a romantic comedy, but she has some ulterior motives…

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Heads, I win, tail, you loose.

Do, or do not. There is no key.In other news, I think her socks are really awesome.

Her alleged house looks suspiciously like a raised blind, and her dress could look more worn & torn if she’s supposed to be a dirt-poor fisherman’s daughter, so the image and the caption don’t really match. But that’s the caption that popped

Since I’m an idiot, the filename of this caption is “persuation.jpeg”, but thankfully, Tumblr turns the filename into an uninformative gibberish upon uploading.

The next caption is titled “Persuasion”, and I also have a caption titled “Northanger Abbey”. Still missing: “Sense and Sensibility”, “Emma” and “Mansfield Park”.On an unrelated note, if such a beautiful mistress were your owner, could

All the paperwork finally paid off.

To clarify the rules in this scenario, every bust size exceeds every penis size in rank.

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I think nothing but pure thoughts when I sit opposite to her in the lotus position and peer at her boobs.

I usually prefer one-piece bathing suits.

You can’t escape yourself.

I’ve never seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, and I haven’t read the book either. All I know is that it has leather-clad women. My imagination is filling out the blanks.

In my sexual fantasies, I dream of a fictional world full of exciting bureaucracy.

Keep the curtains open, and post the photos online.

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