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dabblingindissent:zenwannabe:a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at
typewriter-worries:maggie and milly and molly and may, E.E. Cummings [ Text ID: For whatever we lose ( like a you or a me ) / it’s always ourselves we find in the sea ]
guerrillatech:
funnytwittertweets:
carfuckerlynch:waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)
lvgvcy:do you know how much chaos It took to be this calm
roach000fister:having problematic sex with my cancelled wife
shilol:feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here
not-a-regular-mom:azi-muthal:textsfromthefifthbasement:I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer’s permission,
tahthetrickster:tahthetrickster:it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me i have to do EVERYTHING around here
artemisagapetos:enbydemirainbowbigfoot:Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love
chongoblog:I think there’s nothing funnier than accidentally clicking on someone’s tags on a reblog, because you basically have to say “no tumblr i wasnt looking for every post on the site tagged as ‘i need you to understand that he gives me
cargopantsman:fxlthyangxl:
casgirl:This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking
mens-rights-activia:
whatthefluffnightvale:spacedewey:I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says
michaelmandog:when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where’d you come from girl. where’s the party at
nydescynt:cumaeansibyl:moggleboggle:moggleboggle:I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of woodCurer of depression, bode sculpture catPerry LancasterTy so so much for reblogging with the artist name bc now he has more dollars and I have a little
animentality:Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be “ratioed,” you technically never win a Twitter argument. On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post
climboutofhell:Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
scrunchie-face:broomsticks:animentality:Goncharov broke containment. Tumblr is a better place for getting news actually because you feel the need to check a real source to confirm what you just read, but tweeters just take tweets at face value without
yardsards:yardsards:hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?ALTi’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch herthank you, everyone
ineffectualdemon:piosplayhouse:Went outside my fandom bubble and saw people being cancelled for shipping two characters who tried to kill each other once damn is this the limit nowadays Trying to kill each other is a reason to START shipping characters
strengthofthewolfisthepack:thothoward:cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason
detectivehole:“i let my friends/partner go through my phone” people baffle me like i don’t even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic
hacash:why is this so funny, I’ve been wheezing for half an hour straight now
depsidase:
palmer:feraligatr:im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion
ghostdata:this person is unhinged *hits follow*
quinnick:It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.
Dirty Old Lady
thebusylilbee:martin scorsese not only acknowledging the bit but also playing along with it is the most satisfying ending this whole Goncharov madness could have gotten. im gonna remember these last few days of blogging with a lot of fondness
geeses:reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
but-the-library-of-alexandria:an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a
segretecose:local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete
turnpikeghosts:goncharov
jessalrynn: @olfactoryventriloquism weird excavator
darkearthsuggestions:The ocean knows you by what you leave behind, pouring into your pressed sand-prints to learn the tides of your gait. Its waves sweep your hollows into its own, tumbled through the rolling sand, another taste of you for the undertow.
stricatul:“its gonna be okay” bro fucking when
liberalsarecool:Health care includes abortion.
I Exist
capnsoapy:“what’s tumblr like?” “well currently the majority of the userbase are writing synopses and critiques for a movie dreamt up by an old shoe”
apatheticlexicographer:
t4tlambert:the clock scene is overhyped as hell and film bros ignore the importance of the apple scene bc they’re afraid of the homoerotic undertones and i WILL die on this hill!
citizen-zero:anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is
madphantom:Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I’ll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it’s not real. This is completely serious, I’ve made movies before and I’m willing
the-fantabulous-toast:youremysunshine8:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches.
were–ralph:Elon Musk really said: Destroy Twitter any% speedrun [WR]
tinydragontori:bitchboynasty:Absolutely trueyou are so right
theconcealedweapon:Rich people always say that they deserve the profits because they take the risks.But when the risk doesn’t pay off, they expect to be bailed out.
biglawbear:Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.
slugbrain-thoughts:Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done
noamchimpsky:i KNEW my good sis francesca would come through for us and ask her dad about goncharov (1973) !!
rosyish: isolatednncident: rosyish:I deserve a dark haired lover with soft eyes and a heart full of love I have one he’s just in prison right now.:( ,…….girl….
lexxnova:wishing 7 figures on every woman that’s reading this 🧿✨
dafoes:SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson
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