The Best Ship in the Multiverse! (gallifreyinfinite.tumblr.com)
submit your pics
transfemoid:i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there
telltaletypist:in a world where the internet is becoming increasingly commodified and sanitized, being horny on main constitutes revolitionary praxis
bullseyemutual: someone: hey what’s that thing you like??? me:
adictiva-ternura:
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
burnnotice-deactivated20221219:“The government is comprised of stupid idiots who can’t recognize talent.”-jesse porter, burn notice, 5x18.
burnnotice-deactivated20221219:michael westen made this meme
jaskierek:
penny-anna:I see you ‘Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to each other as husband and wife, doesn’t get that it’s an in-joke & thinks they actually got married’I raise you 'Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to
r4cs0:More white on black crime smh
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
cidnangarlond:this wouldn’t have happened on the jeremy renner app
reaumantic:i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent
iam-adreamwalker:severalowls:Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were “everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly
yennefer:#having to deal with men like
anxietyproblem:
funnytwittertweets:
manywinged:the thing about literally every tumblr update is that i’ve spent so long on here that i’ve adapted to anything it can throw at me by sheer exposure. nothing short of burning this site to the ground and nuking the ashes until every
cas-poisoning:Tumblr isn’t a social media site and it isn’t a blogging platform. It’s a survival rpg. The point isn’t to have a peaceful and uneventful experience. it’s to survive whatever staff throws at us
elkian:raine-whispers:no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point. #block the suez canal with a cargo ship and set that on fire
ghost-spidey:broke-boujeeandlovingmarvel: staff: no more nsfw tags Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!? Intellectuals: return of the wattpad tags
belgiamese-boy:bringing this meme format back since history is repeating itself.
youre-only-gay-once:content-free: This is the future tumblr wants
slothspaghettiwrites:imetyouonljpodcast: Fic Trope Friday → The Citrus Scale[IMAGE ID: An infographic with information about The Citrus Scale.ORANGE: The equivalent to a G or PG MPAA rating. Little to no romantic or sexual content. Might include
harukami:commodoregrimes:hockeylvr42:celepom:trashboat:i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid novemberwe’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one
savoiardi-deactivated20211230:gaslight gatekeep girlboss girlban <- NEW
alethiaii:beaubete: therealbucky05: caramelcheese: mackblesa: kiruharukorohara: xchrononautx: NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #LimeWeird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orangereblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:sentimental-snow:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:so we’re all agreed that we’re going back to circa 1990s leetspeak to fuck with the tagging system, right?No!! That isn’t accessible with screen readers, please
leucotoe:leucotoe:forgot for a moment i dont own apple products…. sorry to my apple-owner followers who wont be able to see like 90% of my posts this is an android-exclusive experience now
saturnvee:my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social
platypusisnotonfire:danndesigns:Once I’ve finished pondering my orbI begin orbiting my pond idk why this is currently the funniest joke on the internet for me.
femgirlfriend:when you enter a grocery store for ‘a few items’ thinking 'you don’t need a cart’ that’s the devil speaking
sharper-and-bigger:sowecoulddance: its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr all of us Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals
tianchimonster: i do not think that he stopped
tyrannosaurus-rex:feralfens:miiilowo:miiilowo:tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memesthe curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this
lillivati:morthilswrites: cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant,
were-ralph:sugardollucifer:were-ralph:dykeredhood:were-ralph:Does anyone have the “per my last email” postThis one?No the one with like ascii art but this is also goodis it this one?YES
astrodidact:
oneheadtoanother:chitaquadean:reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:hey babe come look at this (affectionate) hey babe come look at this (mischievous) hey babe come look at this (vengeful)
patroclusdefencesquad:not the chanel boots 😔
garbage-empress:I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they’re covering it up because it’s extremely funny
lyricwritesprose:chewedcorn:Why you can’t trust the public to select names… Are you kidding? This is exactly why we should trust the public to select names.In related news, I need someday to write the stories of a starship from a society that is
sabertoothwalrus:let’s get this bread 😔
lesbianrey:it should be illegal to have to work in the month of december. december is for parties, eating, drinking, and sleeping.
memewhore:
dankmemeuniversity:
arairah:your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways
songsofwaterandnight:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
kosmosxipo:macleod:politijohn:Highlights: No concessions (!) No permanent two-tier system A clear path to regular full-time employment Immediate 3% raise for long-term—or “legacy”—workers Immediate cost of living raise Preserved high quality health
thatsbelievable:
Jessa L'Rynn
picturetoburnnn:teamrocketing:oh no is she problematic????another girlboss lost to cancel culture
nudityandnerdery:the-tired-tenor:team-bear-arms-deactivated20220:nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:simariethehawk:guerrillatech:and hilariously that is not why it is called that.It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle
zekedms:Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie
oxyacanthous:
hhawkeye:this post on reddit fucking killed me the other day
perseruna:i swear who else is doing it like them