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afloweroutofstone:politijohn:LET’S GOIf this Starbucks can unionize, your local Starbucks can too. Use this link to find the contact information for your nearest local chapter of the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). They’d love to talk
baggytrousers27:skiplo-wave:lazy-cat-corner:Babe, wake up. New benefit to being a marine biologist just dropped!That shark looks like fucking carpet found in 1970s dumpster The name is from one of the (300+) Australian Aboriginal languages. Ostensibly
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funnytwittertweets:
messmikkelsen:#my cursing queen
steveroger:EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD HAVE... THE EXPANSE APPRECIATION WEEK | Day 7: free choice (insp)
railroadsoftware: friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
somethingusefulfromflorida:theworsethingsgettheharderifight:it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :) I’m at a loss for words
guardwyrm:sometimes you just have to make a comfy nest of blankets in a warm room and feel like a creature for a bit
certifiedpussyboy:shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later
oneiriad:Theory: all cats are reincarnated bakers.Evidence:1. Up at ungodly hours to be ready for a surprise early breakfast if necessary.2. Champion kneaders3. Loaf
wickedcriminal:ankle-beez:Oh boy I can’t wait to see the season premiere of ’My Mom Sold Me To One Direction’, that one’s a true classic
dzamie:outer-wilds: shorturl: in 2020 it’s going to be 420 for a whole month *touches the ground* this…. a relic… ….a relic of a more hopeful time Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015
osha-official-the-sequel:crownthequeerempire: everythingfox:Important work(via) @osha-official-the-sequel this had better be Approved Why do you people keep leaking parts of the certification exam this isn’t ok
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libraryogre:ladyshinga:sirfrogsworth:This seems a little harsh. no no - let ‘em speakJohnson & Johnson or Smith & Wesson. Take your pick.
natalieironside:lazywitchling:natalieironside: I feel like quarantine has de-acclimated me to human society and if this ever ends I’m gonna need to go into some kind of wildlife rehabilitation program but for people or I’m gonna start scuttling through
auroralomens:much ado about nothing (2011) + john mulaney quotes
jakemorph:good god somebody help me I’m hyperfixated to this slab of concrete and the mafia are about to infodump me into this lake!!!!
niuniente:Traditional European Christmas time monsters, photographer across the Europe by Charles Fréger.
spacepsychologist:chaumas-deactivated20230115:horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was
low-shear-velocity-province:Daydreaming of the alternate reality in which Yahoo successfully acquired Google in 1998 and Facebook in 2006, thereby destroying both companies due to their incompetence and ultimately saving the internet.
mumblytron: tom-marvolo-dildo: mumblytron: Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
memewhore:
cowboycostume:girl you live like this?
jehovahhthickness:May you always have money to feed yourself, put gas in your car, pay your rent/utilities , pay your tuition, pay your medical bills/prescription AND to treat yourself more often.
jalboyhenthusiast:everything annoys me but im being so brave about it
weissroseschnee:charlesoberonn:Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers’ heads explode in her presence.Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been
someguyiguess:jussumsum:
king-ghidorah:systlin:coolhiroaki:sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” thattheres 3 of us and 1 of englandi say we just kick the english out the ukIreland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United
solarsyrup:heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she’s got lots of room to run around and play
drizzlingtears:“i can fix him” girl you can’t even fix your own life-
pakchoys:so is there an assistant dysfunction i can speak to
mousethephoenix: crowtrobot: good reaction image for when u see a Bad Post on your dash
sarahwys-deactivated20220315:saintdollyparton:Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?people, defending their cats.
dateamonster:dateamonster:outta my way gayboy im about to get it my name has been stolen
kaijuno:
sugaredsnapdragons:meshugenist:thej0ry:What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don’t know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned “fucking hate this guy” and it had
rose-of-pollux:soapstore:vi0lentmoreviolets:Black cats auditioning for the movie adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s ‘The Black Cat.’ (1961) 🐾 Peter Lorre and Vincent Price with a couple of the contenders–
right-2-rebel-deactivated202210:
chris-in-eugene:weirdness-is-good:If you need a description of what an NFT is, this is about as good as you are going to get.
snakebitcat: 2ndplacewins: In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?” and what he
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bhutas:i could be your pathetic boyfriend
tikkety-tok:No thoughts, head empty
wizardpostsdotorg:i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have
turnways:
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
weaver-z:Idc if you think “poor little meow meow” is annoying, it’s not the same as “cinnamon roll/smol bean” and you KNOW this. Cinnamon roll and smol bean were cutesy complimentary words used to mean “precious”
just-shower-thoughts:when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love,
amygdalae:amygdalae:Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink
adonischildsupportcase:
powm:literally the best part
halo-as-handles:tolsleepgoddess:wind-dog:gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:skipclasseatass:gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes
