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mrschwartz:brucespringsteendotcom:brucespringsteendotcom:born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear
kosmogrl:
relishboi: in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always
sweetchilibeans: baby, you can have it all š¬š²āļøš„š„šš„š„āļøš²š¬ emoji spell to attract good things towards those you wish (very quick, sudden change)
thedankmemes:
captain-snark:this is how disability works in america
rottingtrouble-child:this is my inner child btw
lizzy-frizzle:I love when people are excited over the small things in life. I’m so happy you got that plushie you wanted. I adore that you got a cool yo-yo. I’m proud of you for finding joy in a new hobby. Keep enjoying life!
mostly-funnytwittertweets:
iwillrazehell:blackvelvetofnight:love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood
writing-prompt-s: Evil was so rampant even the gods left. But a hero trained in secret. With sheer strength and determination, he single-handedly rid the world of all evil and was crowned the new leader. Now flourishing, the gods have come back with
fairycosmos:sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot
canyourlawnmowerdothis:im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that
tonysopranobignaturals:generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis…like this bitch is scared just in general
funnytwittertweets:
clingyduoapologist:clingyduoapologist:The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. Heās fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, heās a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people
sporesgalaxy:
themagdalenwriting: fireandwonder: nooowestayandgetcaught: swanjolras: yāknow, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint donāt give people your true name or they will be able to control you stories are an acceptable form of
princessofnazareth:my kids are gonna be like mommy whatās an ipad and iām going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.
brieflyshadywolf: omuii: kidz bop cask of amontillado iām sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit
jadepresentingnipples:willowcrowned:happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a “pet” button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users
nightoftheliving-dead:reblog if you’re a fucked up creature šš¾
wehatetuesdays:people donāt spray paint ābad wolfā in cryptic areas like they used to
flowergrenades:*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need
Jessa L'Rynn
powerburial:what’s the matter honey? you’ve hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth
airlocksandaviaries:Looks like we canāt isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
callmebliss:holycowboysong:only-tiktoks:I’ve never rooted for someone harder! You can do it man! Best supporting I-Didnāt-Know-I-Was-An-Actress:
aphony-cree:funnytwittertweets:This feels like a good time add one of my favorite weird inventions from history: The book wheel, invented in 1588
lizmitches:you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and itās like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. thatās how god keeps you humble
liquidgoth:she call me plato the way I contemplate her cave
ladyorlandodream:Yes, Spain!!!!
catchymemes:
lakevida:will you please take my whimsical ass seriously
watermelynn-witch:cinemaocd:pajamasecrets:Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994. Big Breakfast: What sort of girls do you like?Keanu: Oh manā¦*holds face in hands* *repeats question* theyāre all angels.Big Breakfast: really? And are
tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
slimegargoyle:the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
huffylemon:
roach-works:legsdemandias:legsdemandias:Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference betweenĀ āIām defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this personā andĀ āIām defending this person because your
embroiderycrafts:An inspirational quote from my favourite podcast, gouache paints and embroidery by no_ovaries_
manywinged:manywinged:ALTALT
shamebats:The most appealing thing a person can do is be Liked by cats
nflstreet:
speedlimit15:speedlimit15:horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source oh
chaosthedemon:unbotheredmuse:
Dirty Old Lady
sandmandaddy69:
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: Rose: [about Ten] Heās like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgement. rose: and an ass that wonāt quit.ten: š
gallusrostromegalus:debellatis:catchymemes:This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:All summer
space-dragon14: Canāt wait to watch Godzilla and Kong
tanthemanstuff:catchymemes:
I have hope or I am nothing
themysteriousmurasamecastle:whimsical satyr playing a delightful tune in the enchanted forest on his magical yamaha synthesizer
thatadhdfeel:thatadhdfeel:surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time by talos this cant be happening
deep-space-tits:sharkgirldick:deep-space-tits:sharkgirldick:SlutsYou call?Kill.As you wish
everkings:oh god I have zero points, I am pointless and ancient and gentleĀ
pileofknives:ungezieferwerden:we need swimmable citiesĀ
thevaudevilledemon:just-shower-thoughts:Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty. I believe that is called C4
