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roach-works:promethazines: shyriadracnoir: How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it they beat Jesus with that congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon
serhumfreysbrokencollarbone:weatherall:ladysophiebeckett:guys check ao3 for interview with the vampire fics bc apparently there’s 65 pgs worth of it now, being dated back to 1995.
icicledream:chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited if your deoxyribonucleosides
justasfabulousasyouare:ceekari:prokopetz:Just because your house is haunted doesn’t mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you’re experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.your carbon
angrywall:
jethroq:heavenboundghost: when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering” lamenting my anguish online
guinevereslancelot:the way p&p 2005 said: here’s one of the most beloved enemies to lovers romances of all time, we don’t need to change anything but here’s keira knightley and the most socially awkward mr darcy you have ever seen.
timetravellingcactus:sadhoc:when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher
jamiebythesea:unrelatableuserboxes:dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer
crimsonkismet:arpleiadian-blog: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the 1st time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012. ☥
meowtalhead:random-jot: Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.
skamortuus:eliteknightcats:you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways #there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready
gaymaul: when the anxiety hits ya
fizzywrench:funnytwittertweets:
himbofisher:
saywhat-politics:
wondersmith-and-sons:rip anne rice, even if the vampire books ever fall out of pop culture canon you will always be remembered as the one who forced “DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS” into mega-widespread fandom usage far beyond sexy slave-owning
snoppy:blocked. and i hope you’re never alone in your kitchen
nontrivialproof:The premise of Chuck is like. One annoying Geek Squad employee accidentally downloads a CIA supercomputer into his brain and becomes a spy. And that’s openly very stupid. But THEN they throw in the element that every episode has, like,
spritepepsi: slytherverse: spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen
wexler:The West Wing - 2.18 “17 People”
horreurscopes:horreurscopes:reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny
letmebegaytodd:letmebegaytodd:letmebegaytodd:Couldn’t stop thinking about this little manSo i got on ebay and found himEffervescent i see we’re all on the same wavelength today
miiilowo:miiilowo:tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memesthe curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and
guerrillatech:
prodigaldaughteralice:brawltogethernow:intuitive-revelations: …i may have put way too much time into this Can’t say I was expecting that. #I know the TARDIS has a lot of rooms but the empty control room shot absolutely implies#that this is just the
peachykeencyanide:My sister airdropped this to me
mst3kgifs: The longer hair, the gentle and nurturing demeanor are typical of how witnesses describe their supposed encounters with women.
shi-saa:
magnetictapedatastorage:magnetictapedatastorage:tape casette recorders are compatible with literally every. single. thing. im out here living in 2095. things you can record (audio only), simply by lying to your computer, telling it that the tape recorder
bonesbuckleup:bonesbuckleup:RIP Anne Rice, the woman who launched a generation of fic disclaimers.I would like to sincerely apologize to the people who found out she passed via my shitpost.
jessalrynn: canadianwheatpirates: yharnamsnewslug:canadianwheatpirates: I feel like, for tumblr specifically, Anne Rice being dead is like a rehearsal run for Queen Elizabeth being deadalso if you haven’t heard, Anne Rice is dead. Queen Elizabeth
cannabiscomrade:cannabiscomrade:The lead time on the tornado warning for Mayfield, KY was 2 hours. They had 2 hours since the first warning dropped, and they had days of weather reports and hours of watches posted previous. This was an intentional move,
natalieironside:🎶 Casey’s greasy engine ran right off the greasy track And Casey hit the river with an awful smack
awwpets:Creative way of saving camels from getting run over
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
nightlyquotes: “I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.” — Unknown (via thoughtkick)
andthenrealitycrashesthrough: dotraz: mapsontheweb: Range of the coconut crab Empire
cycas:murdershegoat:murdershegoat: gonna go write some fanfic to honour anne rice’s memory, rip sorry u guys She’d hate this so much but I can’t help feeling that in terms of her wider significance in the story, it’s entirely fitting.
wellbutrinboy:me: i just want to be included!me, after being included: what the hell and fuck
m0tel6mxzzy:so clearly i have some behavioral issues
captainhoyw::Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
funnytwittertweets:
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:sfreeborn: thedarkmatteralchemist: penis-hilton: EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED Betty White, last of the jedi. Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck
inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
barbiedreamghoul:barbiedreamghoul:school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever
I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021
penmeetspage:i would like the “this ad offends me personally” button back please. stop telling me to get into crypto.
aurotoiras:Me *scrolling through my posts like a king*Mediocre Mediocre Mediocre Ha, I must show this post haste to mine betrothed Mediocre Mediocre Mediocre
lenacraft:lespoopypodle: blue-randomcity: pegasusie: charlesoberonn: kuro–sawa: pettyartist: alpha-bread: 5adchan: very-salty-popcorn: sinnerbird: sinnerbird: sinnerbird: im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things
writernotwaiting:inag-mag:Wall paintings by Eron “Davide Salvadei, also known as Eron, is an Italian contemporary artist born in Rimini in 1978. He is considered to be one of the most gifted and virtuous Italian painters of the 21st century. Eron
bluef00t:“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
terminalvortex:reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈🦭≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ 🐟 o ° . • ° o 🦑~~~~~🦀~~~~~~~~~~~~~🦐
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
theorangepdf:for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!
ashstfu:the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty
blush-and-books: funkylittlegoblin: having a “smart"phone for me is just *opens the clock app instead of the calculator app* *opens the calculator instead of the clock* *opens calendar instead of either of these*
eternal-love-song:The real joy of fanfiction is getting to read several versions of the exact same, oddly specific plot written by different people and seeing the small ways things differ and falling in love with every one.
soracities:kaviiinsky:soracities: soracities:the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like. love is surrounding yourself with people who see you this clearly I would like to add one of my favorite sea painters
