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wizardpotions:baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science
tiniestmagneto:babe wake up new “not to me not if it’s you” just dropped
exitwound:exitwound:the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery a lot of people in the notes are pointing out that they started doing this bc you cant use commas in the tags and it spread from there and im so obsessed w this. the
meme-sauce:meme-sauce: Men are held to such low standards in relationships and it’s infuriating; just today I heard from my co-workers that ones husband never drove to come see her when they were doing long distance, and the other’s hasn’t mowed
stream: Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
strawberryspread:armandhammerofficial:highestdeath:immortalink:the Gemini urge to eat shit and dieThe cancer urge to keep it safethe taurus urge to keep your eyes shut the aries urge to give in
note-a-bear:Truly love employers just ruthlessly outting themselves as having shit ass workplaces
lovergf:haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha
funnytwittertweets:
curliestofcrowns:ericbogosbian:okay i know by “recent changes” they mean like “recent edits to this article based on new evidence discovered in recent analyses of historical documents” but all my brain can think is recent changes as in “the
postnuclearophelia:i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself
primarybufferpanel:michaelgovehateblog:michaelgovehateblog:I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new yearIt’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year We would like
lazywitchling:POUR ONE OUT FOR THE GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEES THIS WEEK
lucasnoahs:serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty:Comrade AttenboroughIf you haven’t watched aAttenborough’s latest special on Netflix yet I’m begging you to. It’s basically 1 hour of him explaining why capitalism must be dismantled
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
thebiscuiteternal:eggfucker70: prokopetz: I used to think that folks going “aha, I am right-clicking your NFT” in an effort to taunt NFT purchasers were making fools of themselves because who is able to make copies of a particular image is completely
chatterjam: the struggle between tumblr as an addictive, destructive force that sucks up all your time & tumblr as a coping device that helps you connect with friends
generalgrievousdatingsim:you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???
calamitys-child:I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that
beethoven:tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202:i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
lmaonade:research shows that girls love to go to bed
oddishfeeling:the actual truth is that i’m loved . like regardless of what i achieve, there are people in my life that see my heart. that’s where fortune is. being seen and being loved. so i am rich in this way.
shethedistance:guerrillatech:
radioinactivity:weepingwitch:making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling somethingop i would just like to remind you
metalheadsforblacklivesmatter:Don’t mind me just learning about AAVE.https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM819pm4Q/-fae
lacefuneral:saintbullart:jenroses:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:sound on, his voice is something else.this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall
ivanaskye:archaeos:Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!Actual archaeology: so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster andbehold! an archaeologist
taxchurchesfundnasa:40ouncesandamule:memewhore:Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery:“When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery
xiyouji:can a man not be both pretty and pathetic. a wet rag covered in glitter
A Whiff of Anarchy
physticuffs:holyunholy:holyunholy:should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at itsorry, Dr. Dudeyou should also be able to leave insults on scientific studies
passionpeachy:only word that the internet has ever improved rather than ruined is “effervescent”
teacuppigdog:Me, reblogging from anyone I don’t follow: I’m introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals’ dashes stronger and healthier.
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
nonasuch:wishing a very bearable seasonal affective disorder to all who observe
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
tomthefanboy:chthonicillness:you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????You may find yourself in a different room of your house.You may ask yourself, well…. what did I come in here for????
afronerdism:afronerdism:On god This is a gender neutral statement by the way. My least favorite thing is when masculine women feel they need to be toxic in order to be masculine.
angelsamericana:angelsamericana:angelsamericana:i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get herelike i know none of us call people we barely know “bestie” out
afeelgoodblog: The magic of complements.
theocseason4:cinnamon bread recipe
steelplatedhearts:steelplatedhearts:the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven
t1kt0k: obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
brendanicus:I know everyone in the Anglosphere is focused on the Rittenbitch verdict right now but this is a huge victory following almost one year of the largest protests and strikes in human history
stephanemiroux:lifeofcynch:killfridge:hell-aint-a-bad-place:titkoks:i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-??????????????????????????????????????????????LMFAOOOOOOH MY GOD.Me at the start: weird but this isn’t that bad.The second bit:The
i-wanna-do-something:there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
captainlividllama:notjusthespongenextdoor:i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual
mewsicalmiss:elfiot: the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering “does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response she snaps his spine like .5mm
original-honeychiles:This is the Target Dress Challenge - they fancied it up with a knife,gun and a cute bunny. I say they winThese are some other prime candidates
natalieironside: 1nyanobite:natalieironside: Telling conservatives that Christian Bale is changing his name to Non-Denominational Bale just to feel something stole this and posted it on facebook and now i have 56 relatives on a chain snapping their
aidashakur:
momir-viig:niconiconwo:whitealbum:whitealbum:biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpetsThat’s just microbiology innit?Obsessed with this answer.
poisonandpages:kiyokospeaks:the fact that there is a greater than zero percent chance that the UK is weekend at bernie'sing the queen is fucking hysterical to me
gaymer-lvl100:radiation:This wasn’t a meme… It was a prophecy.
fruitviking:Some internet language things I really like:Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)when people write with little to no punctuation like they are
delta-hexagon:posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it’ll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its
memeclassheroes: