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headspace-hotel: It’s a really bad, unbearably vibratey itchy feeling. A craving for relief that takes too great a mental effort to overcome. tlbodine: I feel like a better term for this experience is “restless.” 3scythes: I feel like adhd
nobrakesonthebasedtrain:cleandance: Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester. why? because. Bruh imagine you take your pregnancy test and it’s like yo there are demons inside of you… but it’s okay. It’s under control. It’s being handled.
reverseteehee:
funnytwittertweets:
betrachtung: my god, there is never any time to recover from the world
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
goodzillo-deactivated20220127:Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in
bunieboo:
severedned:rosetta-stoned-bitch:simplyclockwork:kalichnikov:eldritchidiot:the whole squadThanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don’t enjoy this at allthat’s insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief.You gotta
hanatsuki89:All the different ways in which Lucifer calls her ‘detective’… and when he calls her by her name instead
lucifersmorningstar: The funny thing about miracles is... they happen every day. An angel has a child with a human. The Devil can fall in love. We can all learn. And we can all grow. GOODBYE LUCIFER (2016-2021)
ndiecity:idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again
perfectorganism:gormbus:the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i’d last left off
shayvaalski:far–from-h0me:cipheramnesia: doggoneloser:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:madskittens202stuff:tinkering-goblin:whyarehterecomendednamesstupid:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:suggestions for gender neutral version of
17yr: “hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”
kafk-a:Sarah Perry, The Essence of Peopling
chaneajoyyy:blackgirlsreverything:‼️‼️‼️
bearliquids:were-ralph:osha-official-the-sequel:were-ralph:osha-official-the-sequel:were-ralph:were-ralph:My pussy really did pop so loud @staff had to put a silencer on itStaff:My Pussy:Hi, Ralph! Unfortunately, the staff here at Tumblr were just doing
van-eazy:
bnq:black-lodge-gatekeeper:BestieEnglish - best friendBestieCzech - beast, brute, monstersynonyms
muchymozzarella:tiktoks-we-like:This is funnier if you DON’T turn on the sound
himfluenza:If youve ever said something nice to me and i never replied I apologize! Unfortunately i am a neurotic prey animal and your message was nice enough to make me scurry under my leaf mold and hold still to camouflage myself until the danger passed
morannon: Hot Girl Summer is over.Orctober is coming.
ampleappleamble:otherwindow: feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds sorry kate beaton, sorry god
unfriendlyblackwitch:like I KNOWWWW murdering billionaires won’t fix the system that put them in place but we haven’t even TRIED that so like
nightlyponder:birdandmoon:Saw some peeps the other day. @oneshortdamnfuse
driflloon:driflloon: what does an everything bagel even have it just seems like a bold claim
screnwriter-old-deactivated2021:i just think that unhinged female characters with a little blood on their face and wrath in their eyes is pretty neat, that’s all
letsboldlygomotherfuckers:letsboldlygomotherfuckers:I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmatesshut
starseedjenny:death2america:
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
slippyflippers:prokopetz: prokopetz:Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy
shittywizardplush:tiltlhat:TIL, that even though rats are so cute animal they can be very mischaevous so do not hesitate to escalate the situation to voilence
topherchris:
fan-of-encouragement:omgreally:blueeyesatnight:p0l-anka:Fake date +Body swap + Love triangle Tag ur friends and mutuals!@1-800-i-ship-it @dimobserver @valiantcoffeetiger @morimortaccitua @step-on-me-khun @savemycrustysoul @jill-8-7 and everyone else who
huffylemon:I don’t feel like posting today so
scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat:Discord custom emojis ruined how I communicate online because I can’t use pensive clown or sad crying cat or a distorted thinking face anywhere else without it being a giant reaction image. I want to spam pensive clowns
manywinged:manywinged:ismael5135:manywinged:we can’t have fucking anythingguess we have to do it ourselves🤔
regicide1997:ashstfu:the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipelineI’m going to get such a good grade in shitposting, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
jessalrynn: thepioden: whetstonefires:alliram:whetstonefires:store-brand baking soda packaging: NON-GMOfor sure i stared at the wall for a couple of minutes, trying to construct a scenario in which baking soda–a chemically processed form of the more
computationalcalculator:atopfourthwall:kansascity-marshwiggle:sindri42:seite: and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they
mag200:truly nothing beats the tags on this site, bitches will be like #AFKLJLKSDJDKLF HFHHHHH hhHGHH OP wHY WOU ld yo ud o thiS I CSTN BREATHe #c: jonathan sims #f: the magnus archives #scopophobia #gore #aes: нσω ∂σ уσυ ℓσνє? ℓιкє
marauders4evr:💙[ID: A tweet by Jaron Myers: @JaronMyers, saving, “We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like, “I have to address the nation.”]
hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it how could you leave this in the replies
dankmemeuniversity:
alltoowsll:I AM SO HAPPY 💚💚💜🇲🇽
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:swimming pools at night are definitely haunted for sureswimming pools during the day:me: coolswimming pools at night:me: yeah no there’s definitely ghosts in there dudei mean this as a compliment btw
electricxmayhem:obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
ilovecats4ever:evilbuildingsblog: Imagine seeing this place with no prior knowledge of Christianity
glasspossum:diogenes, sitting naked in his barrel, meticulously plucking a chicken: this is gonna be so fuckin hilarious just wait
sproutlett:if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing
loth-catgirl:foxgirltail:lizzy-frizzle:foxgirltail:lizzy-frizzle:One time at the bowling alley a league member paid only in coins because they didnt like how I did something. It was like, โ in coins. They just happened to have โ in coins? Just like.
messiambrandybuck:sindri42:sundayswiththeilluminati:scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without
bellsofatlantis: Lidia Yuknavitch, from The Chronology of Water: A Memoir
anaysa:—Chris Mc Geown
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