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hallandoates1970topresent:dyatlovpassingprivilege:oh you’re playing jackbox with the groupchat? thats cool. i’m playing hoop and stick. with the butchers. boymy great grandmother’s dead little sister trying start shit with me through the ouija
icansayraxacoricofallapatorius:biokitty:mysharona1987:They literally work every day with very ill cancer-stricken kids who can’t get the vaccine.This makes 100% sense.If you’re an employee of a world renowned hospital and are anti-vax, you didn’t
softbutxh: mlkjr: korolevx: korolevx: the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i
carldangerous:Does a mysterious benefactor want to give me a large sum of money so that I can surrender to sloth and luxury???
oldnapkinned: I feel like I can legitimately sue half of you for the things you make me read
smitethestate:tumakhunter:maudit-innocent:Ngl this is kinda hilarious Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn’t called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means “star sailor.”Dude’s a space tourist at best.
justintaco:plangentia:one of my favourite things about tumblr is how it’s all lovingly handpicked. there’s no algorithm forcing things onto your feed, but instead long chains of mutuals and followers passing posts around simply because they
utopians:It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body’s response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there
slytherinhoneybee: dadd: Me at drunk me: she’s dehydrated Me at sober me: she’s dehydrated
kristina100000:i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons
yellowwperil:girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job
trickstertime:trickstertime: trickstertime:trickstertime: kinkstertime: Progress of teaching myself engraving over time God is dead I’m adding this to my queue so I remember to add more recent pictures cuz I’ve improved a LOT For reference;
arirna:
generalgrievousdatingsim: i hate love triangles but i AM a sucker for the trope that’s like (jealous asshole voice) “you could have had anyone in the entire kingdom/city/school and you chose THAT trashbag???” where the trashbag in question is indeed
elizabethan-memes:sapokanikan:You know what? Fuck you *untames the shrew*YesYESThe shrew is free
aspergersissues:It helped me to realize this.
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
arcusxx:black fallow deer seen in the Barycz Valley - Landscape Park in Poland
partywithponies: censorbotoffical: partywithponies: Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite beepboop. censorbot approved “Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than
asterekmess:You ever open up a fic and barely a paragraph in your whole body starts trembling with giddy excitement?The plot is exactly right and the atmosphere and the voice are all soul-singingly good, right at the very beginning, and you have to stop
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
pretentiouslimericks:laughconfetti:goblincore-aesthetic:Mona Lisa and her possum.This isn’t real. You can’t just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so badIt can be real if you believe and/or help
citricacidprince:“Post+ is going to kill Tumblr, it’s best to leave now before it gets worse :////”Veterans who have been on this site for years:
frawgs:u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish
marisatomay:girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to
he's lying to u girl
funnytwittertweets:
broliloquy:My dad is sitting and doodling in a My Little Pony colouring book with my two-year-old kid. He drew a blue sun, and when she coloured over it with her red crayon, he said, “now it’s a red dwarf and it has killed everyone in its solar system.”
rashemibabe:consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:LITERALLYYYY ! IM TIRED
twiceturned:tibby:women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)My first thought was, “It’s STEAM now, they’ve added arson” and I check the notes and like 15 other people have had the same thought. Well done everyone
3AM Walks In Rural Areas While Dissociating:
minyardx:you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived
powerfulwizard:
randalfthegray:mysharona1987:mysharona1987:Macron has absolutely fucking had it with the anti vaxxers.The French can be very brutal when they have to be.Ask Marie Antoinette about that one.Ok but this is the sensible way to frame public policy. Those
arukou-arukou:peachmage: This was more exciting than all the F&F movies combined. No I will not be accepting criticism.
strawdogs:there’s just some fics… they never leave u bro. i’ll be sitting on the toilet four years later thinking about the 94k enemies to lovers fic that captured my soul
thunderboltsortofapenny:gamebiadvance:video-store-clerk:free-range-tiddies:Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched. [Transcript:(the first person has
greymichaela:God works hard but Lil Nas X works harder
loonyloopylisa:askclint:selfcare-journey:My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!!Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything
unhallowedarts:thegaycondor:Mmmmjupeteryet another post ghostwritten by sophie devereaux
sunforgrace:
shining world of the seven systems
flowerytale:Clarice Lispector ― The Hour of the Star
flightyfinch:
luulapants:
hawkinscorey: - We may not have solved a single case, but! Boy, did we have some laughs.- And boy, did we look good while doing it.
kalyug:pissed off that i dint get a package because i dint order anything because i cant afford anything 😡
arunima:i am older than google and youtube. stop advertising to me and stop spying on me. show your elders some respect
hoshifromkpop:
astraldemise:astraldemise:how do all the victims in these 80s slasher movies have such big houses like how many rooms do you need for just a family that consists of one or two parents and one teenager you are living in mansions no wonder theres murder
montereybayaquarium:ALT
lyjerria: I’m too comfortable in solitude. The company of others is an option, not a necessity.
tfw-adhd:
Dirty Old Lady
leyzzz:peter morgan really made us believe he was making a prestige drama about queen elizabeth II’s reign when he was just completing his lifelong mission of destroying what’s left of prince charles public image and i love him for that, braver than
moonlygoddess:everyone in the afterlife rushing to watch diana beat prince philip up
asummersarah:I can’t fucking breathe lmao
magne-seier: The Tragic Death of Princess Diana
