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corpsemo:a very important matter what was the first song in 2022 you listened to
judygemstone:there actually IS something hilarious about people publishing an article about how betty white’s turning 100 and then betty white, literal comedy legend, being like “that’s what you think”. best timing in the business
moghedien:the expanse is good because it has all of my favorite character types:- a never ending series of female girlboss war criminals who we stan regardless of what war crimes and murders they may or may not have committed - a pure hearted pastor who
triigunstampede:*bites someone* haha sorry cant help it my star sign is violence *kills you*
keranos-god-of-storm-crows:primrosey:angrykittenz62:The cat man is named Ajani Goldmane and that got banned tooWHY THE FUCK DID THEY BAN AJANI GOLDMANE WHAT THE FUCK
guerrillatech:
aquatic-enthusiast: coreytasticc: regularlesbian: dumbass-bitch-disease: Duolingo bimboification 2019: cute! 2014: classic. Nice. 2012: eats human skin 2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil Duo Owl c. 1536 0h god he’s the demon of
ndiecity:transmortifried:ndiecity:I want that heat misers head on a pikegotcha coveredAlright well. You did follow the instructions given
blueandbluer:tiktoksgay:I am FURIOUS that OP’s mom is already married because that right there is wife material for SURE.
theworldofotps:My heart is so heavy and sad😔😭💔
chrsbrxxx:Normalize that.
pennypaperbrain:nina-zcnik: no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.
arborealgargoyle:assiraphales:staff saw us calling tumblr the best social media site and said ‘girlies getting bold time to beat them back down’ tower of babel
moonlight-sword:clockmocker:clockmocker:It would be so funny if we had a class divide on Tumblr because of the ios tag ban but like instead of the expensive iOS users in control it’s us Android peasants in control of the contentNice iphone 29, too
ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy:tumblr on ios, 2021 colorized
thelatestkate:It matters. YOU matter.Let’s face forward and head into 2021 together.
earthgirl-sunshine:lindisfarnegospels:i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you
wildnoutinwildemount:Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?
alexaloraetheris:candelantern: aegipan-omnicorn: facebook-reality: tvheadfalls: tvheadfalls: what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a
angrythingstarlight:zara2148:Tumblr users have the same energy as Gotham citizens who refuse to move away after the fifth supervillain attack in a week.At some point, staying becomes a weird badge of pride.
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:foulserpent:like i get it like having completely silent sex is kind of boring but you do have to accept the notion that if youre gonna be loud and you live in a building with other people , your neighbor might not want to
wizardsisananimal:wizardsisananimal:insanity aside, nothing stimulates the tumblr ecosystem like staff pulling some monkey ass stunt we are animals and they are tossing enrichment into the cage and then tossing the cage out of a moving truck
spectraspecs-writes:lunarexpressions:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:[Transcript:Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.You can use ribbon you already have for
milfjensenackles:milfjensenackles:a lot going on todaydon’t worry about it
titkoks:the comments on this video killed me
guildenstern:obsessed with ads like this
wickedangels:
eccleston: insp
fizzywrench:funnytwittertweets:
Jessa L'Rynn
anais-ninja-bitch:budaiproli:NOOO we must imagine sisyphus as a dumb fucking turtle
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
powerbottomblake:powerbottomblake:big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its usersthe staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed siteus, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna:
eveningoutwithurgirlfriend:i have the stupidest fucking speech patterns of all time but i’m really intriguing you see like a butterfly pinned to a corkboard or an angel in a mason jar
fxcknsicko:You make me feel fucking violent (flirtatious)
undeadhousewife:So I was talking to my husband about how the queen is in the hospital and I casually said “prepare the crabs” and let me tell you, that is how I learned the crab rave isn’t as widely known as I had assumed
andillwriteyouatragedy:there’s a bard loose in kaer morhen. this has never happened. no one knows what the bard is going to do next, least of all the bard. he’s never been in kaer morhen before, he’s as confused as you are
ivegotdafire:Geralt: Ugh this annoying stupid bard insists on following me around. He endangers himself for silly songs and the never fucking listens to me *Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen*Eskel and Lambert:
maarigolds:The witcher s2 + tumblr’s banned words
Oh my stars!
linafication:paper-ink-and-sorrow:linafication:there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched th- there are whatBEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS
long-may-he-reign:falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
arunima:sounds like a derry girls episode
nov05:anybody wanna have a profound bond or what
akapearlofagirl:I still don’t know what I’m wearing to the living room New Years Eve… I might not even go.
let the storytelling begin
soul-hammer:
inthefallofasparrow:
belvira:firlalaith:the-absolute-worst:dogcunt:02-14-10: amishsicario:hustlerose:big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch Any construction worker that hates OSHA should actually
princehendir:Cats understand “naughty”. In fact I think they’re the only animal who understands it. Dogs know “good” and “bad” but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it
zooophagous:In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want
zhan-xiaos:the person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2022
montereybayaquarium:BIOLOGY: so, tentacles…SQUID: 🦑BIOLOGY: solid, and how ab-yes, question?LEUCKARTIARA LONGICALCAR POT OF GOLD JELLY: um sry to bother biology but what if maybe mine could be twisty twirly? 🥺👉👈BIOLOGY: uh, yeah sure let’s
soracities:ataehone:soracities:soracities:the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like. love is surrounding yourself with people who see you this clearly Still the freakiest fact about him is that despite
purified-zone:zdf:the internet is a perpetually burning library of alexandria
cipheramnesia:anais-ninja-bitch:only-tiktoks:unmuteYou only need to know one thing: meow.
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
lekosis:gnsan:no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedlyAnd then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter
kaity–did:Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponized it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the
mickstart:p1tstop:top isn’t banned but bottom is. oK then 💁🏻♀️Tumblr said