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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:Absolutely bonkers that I’m now one of those weirdos you hear about on TwitterI committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
surfersilver:the word beloved is like top 5 words in the english language
galaxy-of-me:hi, i love dynamics that r like “we make each other worse” on the surface but when u look deeper it is actually just “we understand each other on a level that no one else does and nudge each other out of our typical comfort zone”
kurulover:sentient-cloud:It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society
PsiCygni
mostly-funnytwittertweets:
micro-usb:
teathattast:teathattast:Happy sparkle off thursday to those who observe
surreality51:Fanfic writers be like: goddamnit, this idea is so fucking sad it’s making me cry just thinking about it. Let me write it down so I can inflict it on others.
mylifeiscomics:*squidward voice* oh no, he’s hot!! 😰
whitepeopletwitter:
animentality:
red-rover-au:
emotionallyits2009:I did not have parasocial relations with that man
aprillikesthings:silentwalrus1: elidyce: pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: notentirely: no idea if this is true, but it feels true I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and
aliceavizandum:
its-all-coming-back-to-meme-now:
vukovich:geslotencirkel:no-purpose flour existential bread
pancakes4life:Bitches be like “Good night!” and then spend three hours on Ao3.It’s me. I’m bitches.
chaoticneutralcunt:girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head
holdvilagos:me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible
natequarter:love when shakespearean tragedies imply that the audience are complicit in the protagonist’s downfall/how the story unfolds
daydreamsandloveletters:i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)
fiddlepickdouglas:Why don’t they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
thickness-protection-program:thickness-protection-program:thickness-protection-program:We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are okThis is the energy
garnet-xx-rose:Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
greelin:i’m sincerely always saying this
montereybayaquarium:ALTALTALTALTALTALTALTShrimp. Shramp. Shrump!Shellebrate the wonderful world of shrimp (and their shrimp-like friends) with this playful parody of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. We promise by the end, you’ll want to hug a
vaspider:ALTView on TwitterALT“… bought… copper… from… this… shady fucker… bad quality… zero stars… ”
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
wingsandpetals:wingsandpetals:
totopopopo:I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store
kaoinim:‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
drunkenartwhore:drunkenartwhore:i call this one “nobody likes you when youre 23”uploaded this at 1 am thinking ‘oh no one is going to see this, whatever :)’ but reading your thoughts, your heartbreak and ultimately your hope made me feel like
war-lesbian: blasster: war-lesbian: war-lesbian: “Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame. Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that Do you want us to say
thistlefly:thistlefly:hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she’s done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We’re
lavender-lily:unashamedly-enthusiastic:howlingwolf23:Reddit just discovered color theory
cryoverkiltmilk:ode-on-a-grecian-butt:socialmaya:theyer old enough that they used to connect country roaaaaaadstake my booooonesoh no waiiiitthey don’t exiiiiiist
unpretty:dailyhistoryposts:On This Day In HistoryMarch 21st, 2006: Social media site Twitter is founded.ALT
tumbwr:meow and for the love of fucking god mrraow
sixthrock:trickerycleric:ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into
lakevida:ah fuck i have both of those
caffeinefreedietbepis:i 100% would have been diagnosed with hysteria back in the day
pubwegf:girls will come online once every 6 hours, reblog 129043894059 posts then leave
infectiouspiss:the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??
nicostiel:Gotta Catch ‘em All: A Knives Out Mystery
himbofisher:bienchanter:I’m howling this is the equivalent of making a movie about a succubus and calling it SUCC
crushvanilla-deactivated2023022:my mutuals are so awesome but my conversation skills are much less awesome
kosmogrl:
capitalnineteen:
horseyhole:
verpine95:guccifloralsuits:I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
e-102:thereissomethingunderthestairs:Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace…? (…)THIS ONES FOR AMELIA
phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:only-tiktoks:Edgar Allen Poe eat your heart out.
fagcrisis:ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere
arunima:you’re on a race against time when you prepare a hot beverage for yourself. beverages love hurtling towards room temperature, it’s a passion of theirs
thoughtcascades:I love asking 7 different people for advice then do what i want
k-simplex:Wow, that was such a beautiful and profound statement bro. Now say something reprehensible and trivialising.
melaniefangz:
