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rawrcharlierawr: lunaismaiwaifu: So I hit “Answer Privately" and done goofed but she’s saved me “bludgeoned to death by titties” won’t look good on a gravestone btw It will if you don’t provide context.
So I hit “Answer Privately” and done goofed but she’s saved me
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I’d like to thank RCR for helping me make my choice, and for Amazon for letting me select whatever the fuck kind of name I want to appear on my package. I guess all that money I saved by not being an idiot and paying for porn had to go somewhere,
Motherfucking website, if you put “RESULT UNKNOWN” in red font for my family’s flight information one more time I will find your designer and I will give him a million beatings
So I used to be skeptical of RCR’s knowledge of sex toys. USED TO
I’m giggling like a schoolgirl. Does Amazon’s return policy apply if I don’t like my Tenga? Edit: Suddenly followed by thoughts of horror, OH GOD WHAT IF IT DOES
Dilbert and I have so many things in common.
Good guy Amazon. Look up a Tenga Egg with my account still logged on by accident, doesn’t inundate my suggestions with masturbatory devices for the rest of eternity.
It’s not normal to want the world to be blown up into a million pieces; but on Meth it is!
I am convinced that South Fla fast food restaurants are the reason humanity’s future lies on an aggressive eugenics program.
That’s the one thing about League of Legends that did me a lot of good; I can’t be depressed when I’m spending nearly every minute playing the damn game and with my mind off of things. I guess I’ll just sketch out more porn then.
Being in the car with my grandmother for three to four hours is the reason I drink. Also why I sometimes think the end of me will be found at the opposite end of a shotgun
I don’t think I have ever spent this much time on a background. But hey, if it looks “okay” I’ll be set. Also I bought my grandmother a solid state drive. Her Netflix is now OFF DA CHAIN
A porcelain, insane junk babe.
I didn’t think Suigintou could ever be made sexier and more alluring than she was in the first series, but holy shit is she a babe in the reboot.
ofleaves: itsnotaplanbutitsaperfectplan: so this appeared on my twitter….. i was already hyped for Pacific Rim, BUT THEN THIS SHIT GOES AND HAPPENS!?!?! XD eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE My only regret is that I still have 7 days to wait for this.
NyaaTorrents >> [Asenshi] Rozen Maiden (2013) - 01v2 [A29277C6].mkv
If the world depended on my ability to draw a background on the level of a six year old we’d all be fucked
Whoa, golly gee, how long has it been? I’ll be streaming some Ahri butt later, if you’d like to join my sorry ass.
Can LIMW complete TWO pictures for the price of one? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
If I’ve learned anything from my Ahri work is that Tumblr likes butts more than it likes boobs.
IT BEGINSSSSS
So I wanted to get a pet fox for all of like 15 minutes but then I saw somewhere that they tend to pee everywhere and even when housetrained - if you can get them to be - can just wet themselves out of excitement and happiness, which is really cute the
This is why the USPS is going bankrupt - I’m paying 50 fucking bucks to send a package overseas but no matter what I do the damn thing doesn’t let me add or pay for the label online. Frustrating as fuck.
RDJ Pinups
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Let me rephrase that. This blog is now about RDJr pin-ups.
Lady cut it right and now my hair looks like it had a quarrel with a Seagull and lost.
kevinsano: thesanityclause: ktshy: tuxedomarx: a…ami-chan… Lana…LANAAAAA! Danger zone. DANGER ZONE Is that an actual unedited screencap? o0o Is this from the original, R or S? Because it totally makes a difference, nigga. 1992 had no interwebz,
Getting a haircut because at this point I look too much like Jack Black
Having a girlfriend who’s allergic to bees and who I can’t help from another hemisphere sure sucks when it interrupts 7 hours of sexy wall of text. Nick Cage had it right all along.
I AM BEING VIRTUALLY COCKBLOCKED BY A BEE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GODDAMN PLANET AND THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO
You what, I don’t care anymore. I hope Brazil turns into a communist state like all of these idiots have wanted for over 80 years, which is easier to accomplish now that they have engineered a populace which is braindead. Then maybe when they wake
Just blew 4 years worth of dust from a computer tower right into my fucking office and now I can’t breathe. Go LIMW
Holy fucking shit. If you work in human resources and decide to hire someone starting on Monday and notify your IT people of it on Friday afternoon, you deserve to be tarred. Especially when the company doesn’t believe in buying extra standby hardware
It actually makes me a little emotional to see what’s going on in Brazil right now, because it’s what the country has needed for a long time. Government abuse is what drove us out of the country a decade ago, along with high unemployment and
tuxedomaskepisodeguide: the episode in which tuxedo mask informs his little sister that he called dibs on the top bunk bed and he’s going to sleep in the top bunk bed even if he has to break a rib or two in the process This shit is comedy gold
My husky hates being in my room. Aside from coming down the stairs to leave for the yard when he needs to do his business or sniff through my garbage can for delicacies, he really detests being there for some reason and I’m not sure why. I think
Ha! Microsoft changed their mind!
I finally took the time to go check out Pocket Pussies and wtf man that’s the kind of project I’d have a ton of fun helping out with. It looks like there’s a good amount of creative freedom, and it’s all monster girls… dayum
slugbox: US Government making me pay in ESTIMATED TAXES. I’m lucky I have...
Throwing away some of my old college books (read: giving them to Goodwill) and I came across my Political Science book. And it gave me a chuckle because now I understand that politics isn’t a science - no, biology is a science, physics is a science.