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Join me tonight for @adulttimecom’s Super Horny Fun Time’s live show May 13th @ 9:00 EST/ 6:00 PST! Start your FREE WEEK and come say hello! adultti.me/SHFT https://www.instagram.com/p/CAJVm8pgmTp/?igshid=k7tc2qsywrmo
I look like I’m about to read your fortune so here’s a funny story instead: back in 2011, I had my fortune read by some lady in a little shop in downtown LA. While she was reading my palm, a gust of wind came and billowed her curtains into the candle
Happy Mother’s Day to all these women that helped raised me! 💕 I certainly was a handful that it genuinely took this many people. (My 3 grandmas are on the left, my 2 aunts are on the bottom, I have no fucking clue who the lady on the bottom right
Proud member of Futurama Sleepers https://www.instagram.com/p/B__6tf0gQHe/?igshid=1k4xe43y2qs7s
Got all dolled up today to film some custom requests and content for iloveapriloneil.com 💕 Thanks for letting me entertain you! https://www.instagram.com/p/B_54ZD7AcjM/?igshid=udzvptr914lw
It took me TWENTY FOUR minutes to blow up that Millennium Falcon just to have as a background yesterday 🤣 let’s hear the jokes… https://www.instagram.com/p/B_0RFq3AffI/?igshid=q6hhg5os2h8f
It took me TWENTY FOUR minutes to blow up that Millennium Falcon just to have as a background yesterday 🤣 let’s hear the jokes… https://www.instagram.com/p/B_0QfHzgqO1/?igshid=mj2q021knehl
May the 4th be with you! New video on iloveapriloneil.com and I put my lightsaber where it doesn’t belong. Also it’s 40% off today! https://www.instagram.com/p/B_x0U65AmYt/?igshid=1gevn3k2qroi5
Good morning villagers https://www.instagram.com/p/B_u9hQtAM0D/?igshid=wwetxlzqldbh
Cold pizza for lunch in the bathtub fuck it https://www.instagram.com/p/B_s5kJkAcJ5/?igshid=1ro1xfcyjmkl
Damn I miss pinball. #tbt 📸: @arianavision @arcadeexpo 2018 (#tbt is great cuz it helps me remember what day it is AND what outside was like 🤣) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_n0NOVgM8U/?igshid=1jltisqmywr6g
Do you like my pigtails? If yes, then you’re really gonna like my new video POV video on iloveapriloneil.com 😮🤤👅💦 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_iY9XfAL4P/?igshid=fcxgsjc87av6
So like. I had a bad mental health day today. Though I respect everyone’s journey and their choices on how to cope, I don’t usually like to talk about my brain stuffs publicly. That’s just my choice and how I personally like to deal with it; we
Hi from your two favorite gals! https://www.instagram.com/p/B_dWq0JAdKO/?igshid=9m95iyclcome
iloveapriloneil.com is pretty entertaining. It’s got like a fuck ton of photos and videos. Just saying. Anyway, have a happy Friday! #ad https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ZA2ZogKqL/?igshid=1itw9qfpo9yhm
2020 summer look https://www.instagram.com/p/B_TCnJ4AMuj/?igshid=wnznn2ojldf6
Happy 4/20! iloveapriloneil.com is Ŭ.20 today! https://www.instagram.com/p/B_OIyIrAQ8u/?igshid=bt9l9fbrrnls
Want to see underneath? iloveapriloneil.com will show you! (Also probably a quick google search would too but like not THIS specific photo ya know? Just many many others 🤷♀️🤣) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_JVEgaANYa/?igshid=78nm518wtoir
SDCC is cancelled. Cheer yourself up with my Faye Faye lewds on iloveapriloneil.com https://www.instagram.com/p/B_GPJUUgbMk/?igshid=15pede8m3588o
#TBT when I got that sweet sweet high score and oh fuck I miss pinball so much (at EightyTwo) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DpuH0Aw-s/?igshid=r1qqaczff7ay
I’ve been playing Wastelanders all day in my new favorite not Fallout 76 but yet very Fallout 76 shirt 😏 https://www.instagram.com/p/B–vneFgLZS/?igshid=b6jr5dduovpw
Went for a walk today and no one was outside so I took some lewds for iloveapriloneil.com https://www.instagram.com/p/B-8VbW8ARZk/?igshid=e5547x8wsnro
Happy Easter! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-5h1mCA-J4/?igshid=1ow7x939ti16m
What’s your favorite Huey Lewis and the News song and why is it “The Power of Love”? https://www.instagram.com/p/B-3YrvFAais/?igshid=15jyvsa9vdw19
There are no more boundaries in quarantine. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0KUiyAETm/?igshid=1dila9x9ndgtd
Oh hey there! Did you know the last b/g scene I made before the quarantine is up now on apriloneilvids.com?? https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xXEPZAAPu/?igshid=11fwvg60dnd1l
I truly am just spending all of quarantine in my bathtub. 🛁 Where’s your favorite place to be in your home? https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nKKvxALOJ/?igshid=12g0f48xvjnzd
Talking about my favorite Disney movie on @thatprincessgirl’s Instagram live tonight at 7pm PST, come hang out! (This photo is from Tokyo DisneySea in 2016!) (at Tokyo DisneySea) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-lLv2kAkp7/?igshid=aria8oeskrmj
remember outside? lol #tbt https://www.instagram.com/p/B-f4VPWgm_a/?igshid=1jylcex4ilcjs
New photo set up on iloveapriloneil.com and they all look like this! Jk April Fool’s or whatever https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cykLwgngJ/?igshid=1m3sgglf6epvx
Thanks to everyone that tuned into my live show this evening! If you missed it, it’s up now on iloveapriloneil.com! There are 15 discounted subscriptions left! And icymi, if you’re a healthcare professional still going into work these days, please
Oh hi there! I have new videos up on apriloneilvids.com and iloveapriloneil.com! Make sure you “take care” of yourself during quarantine! 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-S1z1YAzOw/?igshid=10djcjr8m0lb6
Day 9: Finally put on some makeup to create some iloveapriloneil.com and apriloneilvids.com content https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NyiMRAECy/?igshid=181s2sbr1p63e
I know I shouldn’t make fun of her but it’s too fucking hilarious. She got 5 teeth removed and is high as fuck so she can’t keep her tongue in 🤣 I love her more than everything. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-L0-7lAbzB/?igshid=19u6x7ub6ofkl
I know this is an old photo but just look at her dumb cute teeths! So Dagny is going under anesthesia today to get her teeth cleaned and have 2 removed. I just dropped her off about an hour ago and won’t see her again until 6pm. I planned on being out
Day 6: Eyelashes are hanging on surprisingly well. @dagnysan is happy we’re sleeping in. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FVCHEgSs2/?igshid=11dytiem7oo3v
Day 5: I got my @toysnobs x @ruckingfotten comfy fit and I guess I’m gonna watch all the TMNT movies now https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Di2vHA23d/?igshid=j6fr98mdfxqs
Day 4: Okay I live in my bathtub now then I guess https://www.instagram.com/p/B-AiROrgqGP/?igshid=zucomlg7bljs
Can’t go to a bar? Cum to mine! New video on iloveapriloneil.com which is 20% off! apriloneilvids.com are all 20% off vids too! Cheers! https://www.instagram.com/p/B95lCLFAxk-/?igshid=a17gp7rzo9wj
I’M HOME! Night one of a two week quarantine and she’s already trying to steal my food… https://www.instagram.com/p/B93IzBugXSQ/?igshid=o2bynxtg3ql0
Heading back home to the states. I fucking hope this goes well. (at Dublin Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/B91YYnDA-dC/?igshid=gauhfuytlbcl
Can’t go in but stopped to take a quick pic! Jameson was the first whiskey I tried and oh boy did it spark a deep love! (at Jameson Distillery Bow St.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B91IFR7grFZ/?igshid=1s0y917bzbymf
Well, I made it to Ireland. If I can’t go to a pub, I’ll just stay in this tub! (and post a video to iloveapriloneil.com which is 20% off for a week and I’m sorry for the shameless plug) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9z3wwbhDg3/?igshid=zizbo5fq4mdu
What up, it me, your girl stuck in Scotland. Finally got a flight home early: Dublin tonight and then tomorrow to Newark and then to LA. Wish me luck and join iloveapriloneil.com so I can afford to be drunk this whole nightmare and pay rent when I get
Stayed at the gorgeous Islay House last night and I wish I would’ve taken more photos! (at Islay House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9yjpT7A9EA/?igshid=737gwvyd4ztm
LAGAVULIN! They scaled down their tour to just a mini one to see the stills. And then I maybe stupidly bought a dram of every single Game of Thrones whiskies because I’ve always wanted to try them all. Then I got too drunk and they very kindly kicked
BOWMORE! Sadly they cancelled our tour so we only got a tasting but they gave me free Maltesers which I fucking love so I was fine. The whiskey I liked most they weren’t selling so I couldn’t get it. I got the No. 1 instead. (at Bowmore Distillery
LAPHROAIG!!! We got to try 3 cask strengths and keep one. I got to touch peat for the first time! I thought it would smell stronger on its own but you gotta burn it. Ate some whiskey cheese that was weird. Then I had a penicillin AT Laphraoig! And then
OBAN!!! (at Oban Distillery) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9uvkR0h43b/?igshid=46g59oqk77yl
Looking for Nessie… (at Loch Ness) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9uc7KcAXqK/?igshid=19qppps9c9tde
Got caught in a tourist trap! (at Loch Ness Centre & Exhibition) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9tswSjAK4W/?igshid=vv35talgo6o8
Baby’s first distillery tour! Macallan was gorgeous and I’m very drunk now. If anyone rich as fuck ever wants to send me a bottle of their Easter Elchies Black let me know cuz it’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever fucking tasted but one bottle
O’s in potions and herbology (at The Cauldron Magical Experience Edinburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9pN8NuA6-w/?igshid=1i586i2z364qc
Goes to Edinburgh, immediately does some Harry Potter-type bullshit (at The Cauldron Magical Experience Edinburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9pKMSwAxjA/?igshid=151s58mxwnlfm
I’M IN SCOTLAND! FINALLY! It’s gorgeous and I’m fucking freezing. (at Royal Mile) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9oe_wXAiGM/?igshid=1eo3yn2ow4whh
I’M IN SCOTLAND! FINALLY! It’s gorgeous and I’m fucking freezing. (at Royal Mile) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9odSvdAPVj/?igshid=1hutqi2elzztd
23 hours and 3 flights later: I’m in Scotland! 😍 One WiFi connection later: I may be stuck here! 😳 (at Edinburgh Castle, Scotland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9oKbrUAniV/?igshid=1dhp0i00xdurh
Weather, amirite? https://www.instagram.com/p/B9kEQeGAqPG/?igshid=10hidrcadjddp
38 new photos and a video on iloveapriloneil.com right now! https://www.instagram.com/p/B9iVs6AAqFs/?igshid=nur5zgjtf0x4