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#tbt making out with @thejanicexxx for @maggiewest’s new book #sampleimage #thatlightingtho
When you run into Ariana Fox in da club.
Kuma and Dagny are best friends now.
Me: I need to get a photo of this guy’s jacket without him noticing. Janice: I’ll pretend I’m taking a selfie. I swear to fucking god I love this girl so fucking much. #shesgotmyback #andthisguystoo
Felicia is in town! #mynycbarcadebabe (at EightyTwo)
I take all the babes to the best bar. St Patty’s Day and I’m the only one wearing green. Yes, the dress is green dammit. More of a sage but it counts! (at EightyTwo)
NSFW: snapshot of mine & @thejanicexxx’s friendship aka true love
NSFW: First look at the Guardians of the Galaxy parody from @woodrocket! Definitely the weirdest thing I’ve ever done but damn it’s gonna be fucking hilarious. #rule34
I played pinball for 6 hours straight today and it was glorious. I love this place. I broke my high score on Medieval Madness with 40,124,980 which is still not a good score but I’m getting better! And I played a ridiculous amount of Arabian Nights
I’d like to think the guy in the background just eats so epically and it’s not a photobomb. #bestburgersintown (at Bachi Burger)
And I’m wrapped so I stole his Walkman while he was fucking. This will be a weirdly hilarious parody. Thank you @woodrocket for always pushing the weird limits.
When the drop hits the same time as that feeling you get in your stomach when the plane takes off.
Eating pie like it’s pizza! Happy Pi Day! #keylime
I honestly never thought I could be this fucking amped about a pair of socks. #nokings
And then I met Ron Jeremy for the first time.
This is Dessa. She’s in Doomtree. I waited in a line to meet her then couldn’t really hold my shit together because she is a goddess. So skilled in her craft, gorgeous, and the voice of an angel. GODDESS. (at The Roxy Theatre)
THAT DOOMTREE SHOW WAS SO DOPE! I’m seriously in awe of these people’s skills and talent. I had so much fun! And it was real good to see this guy again, too. ✌️ (at The Roxy Theatre)
Dalek Bath is helping me learn my lines.
Got a new bae and I’m in love! #upgrade #worththewait
#tbt SXSW last year and I wish I was there now.
Made out with @thejanicexxx a whole bunch tonight for @maggiewest’s new book!
Making out with babes for art. @maggiewest @thejanicexxx
I taught these Japanese tourists how to play pinball. (at EightyTwo)
Mortal Kombat II
NSFW: 2 hours left to vote in round 3 of #MileHighMadness! Tweet @MileHighMovies with the hashtag for @ElaDarling & myself to fuck each other! #nerdsex
When you roll out of bed with day old makeup, throw on a hat and a dress and all day people tell you that you look “well put together”, “sophisticated”, and “classy”. So you wonder, why the fuck do I even try to get
Finally got around to using my @voodoo_doughnut mug that I got in Portland. I agree with them, but I’m not talking about doughnuts…
I love her the most.
Mmm n00dz! (at Daikokuya)
Cumming soon: April O'Neil massages Chick America
I gave @dillionharper aka Chick America a massage today. I gave her other things, too.
ICYMI: I still can’t act, but #pizzasweater! Heeb Magazine and Woodrocket.com present: Debbie Does Mel Brooks (Behind The Scenes)
The Mel Brooks movies sexy cosplay photos are now up on WoodRocket.com! Go check it out! #sexybarf
- @thejanicexxx and I have matching socks.
#slumberparty
I had 70’s hair earlier today for a fashion shoot and it was awesome. That is all. #selfiestories
NSFW: This bathtub has jets.
I just found this video on my phone of @thejanicexxx playing pinball & I really miss her face & pinball but mostly her face.
I can’t wait until the Internet gets to see what we shot today. Soon! I ❤️ @woodrocket!
#pizzaselfie #pizzasweater #pizzaistruelove #boyhair #secretcosplay #setlife #hashtag
Vegas bound hoping I’ll be done shooting by at least 10 so then you’ll know where to find me
Jill Valentine aka @juliavoth and I are on twitch.tv/sharp3d #girlsgotgame #pizzasweater
Porno.. Bringing babes together that have crushes on each other and then paying them to fuck each other. Thanks @Twistys!
Do I look as hungover as I feel?
I always end up there. #pinballistruelove #pinbabes (at EightyTwo)
This girl is a gem.
❤️❤️
Babes in an inflatable hot tub #sleepoverwithapornstar
I kissed her and I think she liked it #sleepoverwithapornstar
Sharing secrets
Shooting a webseries with @xoxochelseaskye tonight! #instagramdontbemadaboutmybuttplease
Bourbon apple cider is a thing a very delicious thing
My Valentine’s Day gift to myself arrived. An @axandapple pen knife necklace & a new naked lady coin. Let’s hope I don’t lose her again. Thank you @axandapple, you’re a jewelry genius. ❤️❤️
This photo is #tbt but me playing video games tonight is the future! 7pm PST twitch.tv/sharp3d
Or maybe it’s just that I really missed her #thatpuppyface
Woke up like this I think she really missed me
Dear @thejanicexxx, ily. #pizzaistruelove
#pinballistruelove #kbyeportland #touristshit (at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)
I did not win bingo
Aaaand about ten years later… #highschoolreunion #highschoolbffs #shesmellsthesame #imissedher (at Mississippi Pizza Pub)