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Spending some quality time with the pup before I leave her for a week. I wish I could bring her with me. Dagny likes to party.
#catbabez #catface #jazzscleavageonpoint
I loved @ArcadeExpo so much! We played so much pinball! (at Arcade Expo)
Playing my namesake’s pinball machine for the first time @ArcadeExpo! (at Arcade Expo)
#OP
#pizzaistruelove
#tbt sophomore homecoming dance with @rcherieyoga in which I wore a diamond necklace but a Lucky Charms plastic watch & neither of us knew how to pose for a photo #awkwardlesbians
AVN & AEE INFO
More details coming on Monday! I’m so excited!
Some guy tried to hit on us last night and when we commented that he looked like Clark Kent he responded by saying Superman is the best superhero of all time. Unfortunately for him, this enraged us and we proceeded to have a yelling match for the next
NSFW: Dalek Bath might exterminate my boobs if you don’t vote for them here: http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/5 Just kidding, he won’t, he loves boobs. He also loves voting for them. ;) You can vote once a day, every day until the
Accidentally look like a 90’s alt rock grrrl trying to cover up my bruised lip with lipstick. I need a choker, more eyeliner, and a plaid miniskirt brb
#tbt to #tbt @emonightla, right after I got knocked in the face & got my bloody lip #worthit #scenekidagain (at The Short Stop)
NSFW: I will think this is funny for awhile
I got punched in the face while moshing tonight. #stillgotit #onlygirlinthepit #damnproud #fuckthisisgonnahurtmorelater #takingbacktuesday #selfiestories (at The Short Stop)
Cosplaying as my 16 year old self for emo night. #takingbacktuesday #scenekid
I lost a role in a mainstream movie today because Tommy Wiseau refused to work with me based on the fact that I am a porn actress.
- @tsharp3d brought me weird meats from Florida! Ostrich is delicious!
I wanted my 1000th post to be special so here’s a half naked photo of me on a DeLorean. #2015
I’m back home! And Dagny is thrilled.
I told you, she’s beautiful.
So super kawaii! (at Pika Pika San Francisco)
This beautiful babe is showing me around Berkeley & SF today! #frenchbrunch (at La Note Restaurant)
This bookstore has cats just hanging out. (at Pegasus Books Downtown)
HAPPY FUCKING 2015
I dressed up. #nye2015 #fuckoff2014
My shower April O'Neil cosplay.
Preview of my cosplay feature from SDCC with @eladarling in the March issue of Hustler! #cosbabes #pinupapriloneil
Back home from urgent care. I have strep throat and an ear infection. So me, my z pack, day AND nyquil, and orange juice will be here til Tuesday tryna get better so someone will kiss me on New Year’s Eve. Also, I’d like to be able to hear
Parents are driving. They’re arguing. I’ve got headphones in. It’s like I’m a teenager again. Except now I have instagram.
Saying goodbye to the desert, for now, and looking toward the future with a new perspective.
Getting high in the shower before watching Doctor Who. My parents don’t approve of the marijuana so I have to hide it like I did when I was younger. Like I’m trying to smoke in a hotel room. #sorryparents #selfiestories
Merry Xmas from the birthday pup!
Merry Xmas from a younger version of me and my brother. #tbt #werestillweirdthough
I woke up like this. Seriously. Santa put a bottle of champagne by my pillow. #thanksparents And it’s Dagny’s birthday! Merry Doctor Who Christmas Special Day, everyone! ❤️❤️
Yep, watching The Interview while stoned was a brilliant plan. I highly recommend it.
NSFW: The March issue of Hustler magazine will have a photo feature of @ElaDarling as Raphael and myself as pin-up April O'Neil while we were at SDCC last year! Photos by @wilgmusic
I made Glühwein! #holidaybullshit #hometownadventures
All I wanted for Xmas Eve was to sleep in. It’s 2pm and no one has tried to wake me up yet. Thanks, Santa!
weirdo.
Apparently, I hold my chopsticks wrong. It works for me. #n00dz #hometowntraditions (at YC’s Mongolian Grill)
- @naesquared went to Disney World and brought me back this Cinderella castle mug! #toomanycoffeemugscollection
And so begins the family annual tamale making tradition. #30lbsofmasa
I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨
There are no bathtubs at my parents house.
Quality sibling nature hike in which we found a portal.
i lolZ
I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.
Apparently, this small human is quite fond of me. I’m the only one that could calm her the fuck down. #auntieapril #gwenieE #holidaybullshit
And I’m in the middle of the desert now. #hometown #holidaybullshit
This woman is half responsible for my existence! #thanksma
The closest I’ll probably get to a holiday card photo. Happy Holidays from some babes. (at DBA - Hollywood)
Jeff Goldblum’s Jazz Karaoke was amazing! (at DBA - Hollywood)
Congratulations on that pinball trophy @sharonezra! I’ll beat you next season! #pinballistruelove #tbt (at EightyTwo)
everything. (at AVALON HOLLYWOOD)
Starting to feel better. Put makeup on. Went back to bed. Well, at least I tried to Monday.
Thank you to every one involved in this evening. I needed that. I wanted that. You’re the best. @jamesblake (at The Roxy Theatre)
Can’t wait to drop my new album! It’s all Disney covers! #jk #icantfuckingsing #killprettyparty (at Shambhala Studio)
Yes, hello, Satan? There’s a creepy guy leering towards my breasts…is he one of yours? Did you send him? You did? Ok, thank you? Call Satan live! 818-92-SATAN #killprettyparty (at Shambhala Studio)
I love this beautiful weird creature so very much. #killprettyparty (at Shambhala Studio)