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This beer is fucking delicious! Great job @Doomtree! Thanks @jjkummer for the present!
#tbt to TBT @emonightla (at The Echoplex)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser #2CRYING ACTUAL TEARS OF JOY
Brand New. Everyone knows all of the words. #seventeensgain #bestbdaypresent
I cannot fully express with words how I felt during this song. Can you hear everyone singing along with the same feeling? #bestbdaypresent #brandnew #scenekidforlife
So in love. @emonightla (at Echoplex)
So emo. #bathroomselfies #myspacebabes @emonightla (at Echoplex)
I’m pretty sure that she’s actually a cat.
The best festival buddies! #coachella2015
Remember when we found a selfie stick? @timeismeow
- @rawblane gave me a third eye. #vandaleyes #coachella2015
Awkward crew photo. #coachella2015
There was a Shiba at the pool party house! His name is Teddy Roosevelt and he’s not as cuddly as Dagny. #coachella2015
J, whiskey, swan. Killin it. (at The Hideaway)
I FOUND PINBALL AT COACHELLA
We out here. (at The Hideaway)
Coachella diet got me like ahahaha I’m gonna eat a cheeseburger on the way there.
“Played tennis” with @SexySerenaB & @MissBentleyXXX all day for @stillsbyalan & @girlswaynetwork!
Because I’m vain. #selfiestories
Ahahaha she’s so unamused
Happy #NationalSiblingDay @ianarrested! Remember when our parents forced us to pretend like we liked each other in photos? Good times. #heyyyybrother
#tbt to my first Coachella in 2012 because now that I’m officially not going this weekend, I’m starting to experience withdrawals. Have fun for me in the desert everyone! #whydidichoosethisawfulfilterallthoseyearsago
This is Dagny not giving a fuck that there’s a cookie right in front of her that I said she could eat. She doesn’t want it.
I was born at 11:54pm on April 7th. So, only 6 minutes of my actual birthday exists. I miss these true minutes every year because I’m too busy enjoying life, trying to elongate what little time of speciality in a day that I have to manipulate. This
#pinballistruelove (at EightyTwo)
Happy National Beer Day! (at Wurstküche)
Cake for breakfast and a 28th birthday is one hell of a motivation for running. But if you don’t gym selfie, did you even gym?
I’m gonna eat this whole cake for breakfast at 1pm because today is my birthday and I can! #breakfastofbdaychampions
Birthday Shenanigans: BFF Bday Buddies Cake Edition
TOO FUCKING CUTE
Dagny is trying so hard to jump into this chair. She’s trying to pull herself up.
Birthday Shenanigans: Round 1! Thank you so much to everyone that came out and spent their Saturday with me! ❤️❤️ (at The Standard, Downtown LA)
AHAHA I AM SO HAPPY! Look at all this whiskey! Thank you so much @corsairdistillery for sending me a bottle of my favorite whiskey in the whole fucking world and for all these other goodies! I can’t wait to try these other batches! #happybdaytome
#bae (at EightyTwo)
Yo @thejanicexxx brought me a homemade tiny pie cuz she’s the best human and I love her
GUYS I finally tried pizza with ranch dressing it’s a fucking game changer thanks @yayaladisco
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NSFW: I call this one “Recovering From Burgerama: Level Couchlock”
I call this one “Recovering From Burgerama: Level Two”
I call this “Recovering From Burgerama”
Cutest dog in the whole world.
NSFW: Dalek Bath likes to play with my hair #bathbuddies
I will live in this perfect outfit forever like a goddamn cartoon character. #kiloveyoubyebye
This is my best friend, Trey. He is the bestest of friends. He’s as weird as I am so we are the weirdest ever together. Also, happy birthday or whatever.
Um, Dagny, this is my pillow…do you mind? #wokeuplikedis
Ugh look at how cozily smashed up she is between the pillow and my knee she is the cutest dog in the whole damn world
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NSFW-ish: I fucking love this powder in orange juice. For real, it’s one of my favorite drinks ever. I don’t drink soda at all, I drink this stuff. It’s goddamn delicious. Thank you to whomever sent it to me from my wishlist. ❤️
I wore the best possible shirt for running today. #10yearsofnewwho #nofilter #nomakeup #allthesweat #goldenhour #imgonnagocollapseonthefloornow
#tbt to the first time I met a Dalek at Gally in 2011. Happy Regeneration Day, Doctor Who! This show changed my life in an immeasurable way. It’s given me so much and even though it’s “just a TV show”, it truly means the galaxy
Tuesdays are the best days.
Another shot of @thejanicexxx and I from the fucking ridiculously skilled @maggiewest for her new book “Kiss”
Happy one year anniversary, @eightytwola! I genuinely love you with every bit of me as a human being. Thank you for being so good to me. Thank you for being there for me. Thank you for existing. I don’t think you know how much you truly mean to
Because it’s romantic, okay? #happybday82 (at EightyTwo)
Because it’s cute, okay? #happybday82 (at EightyTwo)
My angel is back in LA. Gone for a few days and I felt like part of me was missing. This girl is a champion of life. #BFF #happybday82 #partyon (at EightyTwo)
Fries 4 lyfe (at Wurstküche)
I guess it’s #NationalPuppyDay so here’s a photo of Dagny & Nash when they were about 5 months old. I wish I had more photos of them when they were young.
She is always so cute until I go to take a photo of us and then she tries to run away.
I wrote a thing because emotions.