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How nice of them to make a visual chart of my diet for me #pizzaistruelove #touristshit (at Sizzle Pie)
#pinbabes (at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)
Achievement Unlocked: Playing Area 51 with unlimited credits while drinking a Manhattan. #highlightofmylife (at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)
I stabbed this voodoo donut in the heart with a pretzel I intend to eat along with the aforementioned donut. Happy Valentine’s Day.
#troublereport #highscorethough #truth (at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)
Oh hey @itswilwheaton you signed this pinball machine that I destroyed everyone here on!
##pizzaistruelove #pizzaselfie #touristshit (at Sizzle Pie)
I bought myself 16 donuts for Valentine’s Day (at Voodoo Donuts)
NSFW: me n bae this morning
Mmm Sightglass Gesha #touristshit (at Sightglass Coffee)
Spotted @killprettymag in the wild! Checking out my naked self in public!
#tbt 18 year old me working at Tower Records in the early days of selfies on flip phones
Oh cool a comic based on the video game based on the comic
#slumberfilter
Happy National Pizza Day! #pizzaistruelove (at Marcello’s Pizza)
I won bingo and got this giant punch bowl full of rum!
may the force be with me
The #pinbabes of last night
I had SO much fun at #PizzaAndPorn last night! Thanks to everyone for coming out or watching from home! And thank you @chloedykstra @jessicamarzipan @mplacko for having me! (at Complex)
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Dancing all night on stage @emonightla (at Echoplex)
Dancing all night @emonightla (at Echoplex)
#nofilter #perfection #gradeschooldancestyle #plusbooze #pornstarsareemopeopletoo #toomanyhashtags #truelove (at Echoplex)
NSFW: Made it to the shower, got last month’s @emonightla playlist on, getting fucking amped for tonight! See you there! #scenekidforlife
Cheers.
Avoiding sportsball by supporting independent art aka looking at the naked babes in @drivenbyboredom’s FUCK LA zine (at LA Art Book Fair)
#fbf I really love being a redhead but damn do I miss my blue hair
All of the pups! REZ, Chicky & Dags! #puppycuddlepuddle
Thanks to everyone who watched me try to figure out how to survive the zombie apocalypse while eating pizza on twitch.tv/sharp3d! I had a blast! #yohomegirl #letsgotothepowerlineconcert
Just chillin catchin up on TV shows with bae
#wcw @ravenrockette I literally fell in love with this girl
I’m gonna be a guest on @tsharp3d’s twitch stream tonight from 7-10pm! What should I play?
Eating a foot long hot dog and drinking a Manhattan because I got to the airport way too fucking early #byevegas (at McCarran International Airport)
NSFW: I ended my night naked in a hot tub and started my day naked in a hot tub. Vegas.
My night ended with me naked in a hot tub in some suite on the top floor with @fiercedad photobombing every photo every dude tried to take of me
Trying to convince @angelazodiak that she’s fucking gorgeous. (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
I finally got to meet @ravenrockette and now I’m even more in love with her! (at AVN Awards Show)
I got bit by @ophelia.rain
Forever crushing on @shylajennings1 #tinybabes (at AVN Awards Show)
I want to make a Frozen parody with @blownbyrone as Elsa & myself as Anna.
When you have to dress slutty for a party and so all you can do to show off your true self are little hints #nerdyjewelry #heylistenimarebel (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
Aaaand what we really look like eating food #dinnerwithigor (at Mr. Lucky’s at Hard Rock)
Beautiful babes sensually eating nachos
I met Hitomi Tanaka today nbd #aeexpo (at Adult Entertainment Expo)
If you’re at AEE come by Studio 1B at 2pm for a seminar about cosplay with me, Tanya Tate, Ela Darling & Annie Cruz!
I totally have Vegas breakfast figured out. #pizzaistruelove
- @blacktapeproject1 came by the booth today and did this girl up live it was fucking awesome #aeexpo (at Adult Entertainment Expo)
I met the other porno 10th Doctor, Danny D. (at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo)
Breakfast of champions. Vegas. (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
NSFW: artistic as fuck shower lighting vote for boobs: http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/5
Goodnight. (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
And then I got my spanking karma back at me by a girl named Greta wielding a security guard’s belt (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
I gave out a lot of spankings today. #AEExpo (at Adult Entertainment Expo)
I met @thejanicexxx nbd jk I totally fangirled out (at Adult Entertainment Expo)
I may have ripped my PornHub shirt too low. Oops.
Don’t mind me I’m just posing seductively next to South Park for literally no other reason than I look good and there’s some excellent lighting in my hotel room (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas)
NSFW: Vegas beds are always so cozy k gnight bye
NSFW: There is no bathtub in my hotel room whyyyyyyy would you even have this as an option why is this place so cruel #firstworldproblems
NSFW: Only 3 days left to vote my boobs the best! http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/5 #poetandididntknowit #waitthatrhymedright #imnotreallyapoet
Fuck yes I finally get to hang with these babes & eat pizza & watch porn! (at Complex)