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Doing cam shows today on @streamate and I’ll be dressed like a cheerleader for the next one! https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjoY2lh-5x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1snkm3m1ymgll
I’ll be doing three, one hour live shows tomorrow on @streamate! Join me at 1, 3, and 5pm PST! 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BthkrtpB_40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qferzsdohfii
We have such a special relationship 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtfIDdBBCEU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cuvc0apmum82
Heading back to Vegas and Expedia put me on this fancy JetSuiteX flight and everyone here seems rich and fancy except me with my ripped jeans, no bra, no makeup, frizzy hair, ผ jacket. 😂 They gave me free scotch, too! This. Shit. Is. Crazy. 😍
Back home with my baby girl 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtMIAWKhDBG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nmidk7q4jhhu
Fun fake fact: @_vuko_ and I are actually the original models of the @avnawards statue (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtKA-WJhmno/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zuu4mcgetdp1
AVN 2019 (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHzjnDhMtk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sm293cknunuk
Living my best weird girl life 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFc2d_hfpz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n1kilo1noo6z
Spreading the love at @woodrocketstuff booth @avnshow 💕 (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFT85NBvf9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1joa34zt4ke07
Surrounded by babes at the @adulttimecom booth @avnshow! (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE0AYHBY3K/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g66s0vrr1cuo
Come see me in Vegas this week at AVN! I’ll be signing for @woodrocketstuff and @adulttimecom! 💕 (at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs88qlyh4g7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mi2hjx7o25sk
Best I’ve done on this game so far! (at EightyTwo) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs1Brnlh16q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=o245a096ln2b
You know, when you’re teaching class and you’ve just absolutely gotta rip those stockings off for a @manyvidsofficial video https://www.instagram.com/p/BszrPUKhgX4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lw4k0y6m1i7t
All hotels should have bathtubs 😩 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsw569DBqaj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lwat0x9zvjmq
“Must’ve reset” - @djduman (at EightyTwo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsuuyZHhEQ2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wlj07wz5lrkc
#elfie @woodrocket https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrOx_WBsrT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w4323imf6mm5
I’m in the new music video out now by @onyxthefortuitous_official! Check it out on his YouTube page! 👏😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsqfqd0hjof/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k2o66ze8fup6
You love me? I know. 😉 I did this amazing Star Wars photo shoot with @thatprincessgirl by @happytriggerla! These are all available now as prints from http://apriloneil.shop and the rest of the photos will be posted soon to my OnlyFans & Sara’s
You love me? I know. 😉 I did this amazing Star Wars photo shoot with @thatprincessgirl by @jimdonnellyphoto! These are all available now as prints from http://apriloneil.shop and the rest of the photos will be posted soon to my OnlyFans & Sara’s
I know it was just reset but I’m still the proudest that I pulled this off 😍 (at EightyTwo) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsj9nc3B1jb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1syetimee736y
Yeah this wig is gorgeous and I wish my real hair was this soft and poofy and perfectly curly! Absolutely impeccable work by @jmillsmakeupandhair 👏 https://www.instagram.com/p/BscfOZeBn65/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=95yroisra2rn
My Leia, @thatprincessgirl, and I took a lot of photos together today! 💕 They’ll be up on my OnlyFans and her Patreon soon! https://www.instagram.com/p/BscOu3nBFqJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ul0ldap2bdkh
This is the softest jacket I’ve ever owned, thank you. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsSMJrCBJ5A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pryjofa5c1au
When you find out she’s got it https://www.instagram.com/p/BsF2TVchAEJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pvyl7n7en1gi
The Queen and I 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFjBIfBY1m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p8s9s7bhnwli
Ready for 2019! https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFWG05hqHU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jbr9u92vwkh4
Congratulations to all the Skittychampions past and current! https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_d0GthzUa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d3b2gdakxsbh
I won the Skittytourney! …back in 2014. We’ve definitely most certainly have had the Skittycup since 2012 😁 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_dJW4BDWt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ai0ygwhh3jm2
WELCOME HOME CARLOS (at Spring St Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br94g5BhNyU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hn5ofunmi2gj
Trying to get a good screenshot for @manyvidsofficial is very difficult while you’re trying to tell someone how to jerk off #newvideo https://www.instagram.com/p/Br853rpBAvS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fudpzy0ku9wl
Celebrate Dagny’s 10th birthday by wearing her proudly on your chest! Available now from apriloneil.shop 💕 ŭ of every shirt sold will be donated to ThePetFund.com, a non-profit dedicated to helping pet owners afford veterinary care. Photo by
Merry Xmas! I hope everyone is having a wonderful and sparkly day! I love ya! https://www.instagram.com/p/Br09hkiBs4d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tztlrb28iulv
Merry XXXmas Eve! Sneak peek of the video I’ll be posting on my OnlyFans tomorrow! ☃️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzQdzlhQex/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ruvgd3e5hcup
Only 24 hours left to get in on my xxxmas gift exchange! heyitsapril.com/blog/xxxmas for more info! https://www.instagram.com/p/Brwn8XJhF1S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18mq44wxb463t
She can’t have my ramen but YOU can! I have a bunch of ramen from Japan that I’d like to give away! 💕🍜 I have 3 prizes (random packages of ramen) and 1 grand prize (Ichiran’s 5 pack which is the best at home ramen I’ve ever fucking had)!
I tried to rip these stockings off and it didn’t work but you can watch me try over @manyvidsofficial https://www.instagram.com/p/BruA2z-h4Gp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=161a4z56n2c7o
I met Remy! @tsharp3d & @djsabotage birthed a lil baby boy! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtzcKShCS5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w6c48vlji0kz
I kissed all my holiday cards so now I’m just wearing red lipstick in pajamas. I think it’s an acceptable Saturday afternoon look. https://www.instagram.com/p/Brs_J-zh0a2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bh1o6ygz5bhf
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone that’s been voting for my spectacular boobs for @avnawards! I see you and I love you for your support and dedication! 💕 Go to AVN.to/vote if you’re into it! #fbf 2014 I don’t know why they use this photo
I am your grandma now https://www.instagram.com/p/Brocc3aBR3P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17ayr5bfefl5w
How the heck can I be expected to get out of bed when she’s like this? https://www.instagram.com/p/Brk9QMnBFca/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hq7cah65regw
NOODZ! I love you @ycsmongo! 😍 (at YC’s Mongolian Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbintLhn6m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ohoup9ldxzev
Order our holiday card at apriloneil.shop! It’s signed by both of us and comes with a Polaroid of just me 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrYYptHBFc9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dipayayxdz4x
same outfit, different night, same secret place, still empty place, still happy about it all (at Fonda Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrM3nAShA9w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ogxiooifqw4k
same outfit, different night, same place, still empty, still happy (at Fonda Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrM3nAShA9w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=np5te3o4l6f
“Don’t cry, I’ll bring this home to you” Thank you @minusthebear for always bringing these tunes to wherever I was calling home. Thank you for 17 years of a solid sound; songs I have loved and still love through all this time and all these shows.
Hey at least one of my #topnine2018 isn’t ALL tits, there is pasta! 😂 Thanks for the mammories, y’all! I mean memories, yeah. 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLkv9thwpP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b421zg21oc1r
I love ugly holiday sweaters so much 💕 (at La Cita Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrJr7G_hijh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=if1eiqki41p0
Thank you for having me DJ tonight, @thenovodtla! I had a wonderfully funky time! (at The Novo DTLA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrHYXGEAMkj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hmzfac9at7rt
It’s gonna be XXXmas soon! Check out heyitsapril.com/blog/xxxmas for more info! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrGq6xigyB8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7a2aksyeb6x3
XXX-mas!
See ya soon, Vegas baby! (at McCarran International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrE3xE8gmvV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4w7ahbvob8q8
I had a great time camming on Streamate today! Thank you to everyone that logged on to see me! I can’t wait to do it again soon! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEgebOg4b1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uh68k5b6lyrn
There were no bowls at the studio so now I’m just too fuckin classy 😂 #ramenistruelove https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEFkd3gU95/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=itx01tpdeogf
Going live on Streamate as heyitsapril today from 1-3pm and again from 4-6pm PST! 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDwdaSgj9n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vd7zi6lf6i5p
Going live on Streamate as heyitsapril today from 1-3pm and again from 4-6pm! 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDuJkxA6L-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f21l4ydym8nx
tfw you’re directing a xmas porno and you try to be festive https://www.instagram.com/p/BrB1YsPBLRl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pydyg5c5ph7t
I got a new xmas sweater! 👍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8cHnIB5Ub/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m3w9ef37v4f7
✨💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6lM2SByxs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3lg9xp7d09uj
This is that photo: like the one I found, when I was in my early teens, of my own mom when she was in her early thirties and my young ass self thought that 31 was SO FUCKING OLD but also, that photo…. DANG, WHAT A KNOCKOUT! 😍 Decades later my