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micro-usb:
birthdaypigeon:birthdaypigeon:Happy birthday Queen Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh
leaveharmony:Imagine paying 44 billion dollars to get relentlessly owned every day of your worthless life
pencilcat:
doggirlgoth:just-shower-thoughts:11/11/11 was 11 years ago skrim
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single
embrace-your-fatness:verytinybun:Why stop at glorifying obesity? Revere it. Worship it. Enable it. Idolize it. Treasure it!Be a role model and walk the path into sexy obesity yourself
havocs: havocs: tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue
bixbythemartian:nerdsandthelike:hasufin:To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download,
slytherinpokegirl:The only people to blame for children under the age of 10 having “addictions” to smart phones, tablets, and technology in general is the parents. I don’t want to hear people complain about their 4 year old knowing how to play with
kingcandyhorns:
homunculus-argument:If you have no personal experience with mental illness, but know someone who does, remember that no mental issue can be cured overnight. And if someone you know to be ill suddenly announces that they’ve been completely cured
jestershark:Fat girl life hack if someone comments on your weight in public say “I’ve lost 100 pounds dieting but if people are still going to comment on my weight…. What’s the point. I may as well give up……”
Dog-shaped fat mass on Twitter
goon:this is the best thing to happen to twitter
theropoda:violetsandshrikes:Spotted Hyaena (Crocuta crocuta) by leuli
coelasquid: stumpybelham: mmmskulljuice: nalnpraks: 4gifs: Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab @mmmskulljuice look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!! “am crab.”“am also crab–wait a minute”“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
duncebento:yasfera2:arirna: this must have been what the court at versailles was like
pitbolshevik:
aflo:spongebobssquarepants:“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”literally an ipad baby
jimhenson-themuppetmaster: Dr Teeth
brigwife:I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now i’m sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it
anarchistbitch:trelleste:anarchistbitch:i said what i saidToothpaste. It’s just frozen toothpaste.
venustversailles:tallahasseemp3:“suffering feels religious if you do it right” no shut up it doesn’t. my friends laughing in the kitchen while i make dinner feels religious. the sun on my face after a long winter feels religious.somebody in the
sagethegremlin: 1dietcokeinacan: tayorswift:every time a rich white celebrity says ‘these last few years have been rough’ while accepting a trophy made of gold and wearing a designer outfit to then go home to their mansion… the rest of the world
himbofisher:
kitkatsmol:hollowtones:fruitsoftheweb: Damage prediction on pears during transportation. bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes ah, a classic
stars-bean:Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
anarchocataclysm:everyday-departure: salsagurl: seriously it’s 2013 where is this?? 2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia. 2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize
thethreemustyfears:
giantffa:hungryhungry-himbo:Two characters chilling after a comfy stuffing…if they look familiar it’s cause they are heavily influenced by Jade and Honey :)@giantffa @puffyhoney OMFG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH‼️‼️‼️THANK YOU!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
log6: you block ‘liberally’ you say? Well I block marxistly. Just one of the many ways in which I’m better than you
jame7t:noellevanious:jame7t:cigarette flavored ice cream Can you give me some space please.
buggachat:can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?
plaguedocboi:We’re gonna talk about hagfish today, since it is Their DayHagfish are vertebrates, but they have no vertebrae! They lack bones entirely, with just a cartilaginous skull and a notochord (making them the only animal with a skull and no spine).
notcorrectwitcher:dykeofhearts:whatsdifferentincanada:I was confused and then remembered people live in the northern hemisphere
thestoryofaslut:what-marsha-eats:not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.
depsidase:
phantomrose96:Elon Musk’s twitter meltdown is so fascinating to watch. It’s like seeing the class clown become the principal and then implode in real time.It’s like he hyped himself up on this platform of “No more school rules!
hey-hamlet:hey-hamlet:“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe you, you get it.
hypokeimena:frogscarf:girlgerard:mistress-of-the-wicket:girlgerard:very gender of the hebrew word for woman (אישׁה) to, when pluralized, be conjugated in the masculine (נשׁים)*in david attenborough nature documentary voice* a group of women
worldheritagepostorganization: hst3000: laureninlilly: neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home
spacelazarwolf:lavendroused:spooniestrong:A Weird Trick to Get Doctors to Listen to You — Pain News NetworkThis ABSOLUTELY works. I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it. This article was super long-winded so I screenshat the important
bi-greed:bi-greed:Everyone’s always like “Jesse Pinkman just wanted to have a father figure😭😭😭😩😩😩😔😔😔” well he got one. He got Walter White. That’s just what fathers are like 👍👍
hungryhungry-himbo:hungryhungry-himbo:Okay what if a love goddess and a mortal fell in love and the love goddess feeds them lovingly with a literally endless supply of treats to show her endearmentI drew it. I drew the fantasy.The love goddess, Aphrodite,
avoidcrow:I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person
aquilegiaformosa:guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE
socialjusticeinamerica:
drakebigshep: THAT’S SO SWEET I CAN’T
outofcontext-comics:It’s that time of year, again!
how2forgive:this ask polly comment..
bumbledeefumble:Raindrops keep falling on my buttAnd that’s prob-ab-ly because i cant fully cover upWith my um-ber-ellerCuz I’m a chunky feller
fxlthyangxl:
lightisaparticle:leztalia:hunterfschafer: rattopia:mama mia! gabbagool! éljen a magyar szabadság USA! USA! USA! e Bugs
sebdoesnothing:She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
polyhexian:There’s something really special about lil nas x being like “subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You’d know” and then he did
jaskierstransmascswag:jaskierstransmascswag:there are some autistic “traits” that people find really annoying but that are inherently kindlike overexplaining. a lot of autistic people didn’t have certain things explained to them because “everyone
sacredstem:be your own right hand arm. man. your own silly rabbit.