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aspiffygoat: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.You’re welcome to join me~
parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:professionalchaoticdumbass:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:theyre going to put a fucking band on methe ladies love my colourful and bright leg bandi
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distinguishedbaloney:
sarahwatchesthings:
pimocurious:
brucesterling: *The brucesterling-tumblr memes greatest hits for 2022, now all in one convenient place for maximum vitalisation
babyitaliano: lettuce-queen-is-valid: babyitaliano: lettuce-queen-is-valid: ilovecalc2: men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before.. You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say Men will see a mouse
mrsmarlasinger:rozecrest:hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
sleepy-bebby:
thegemstonejedi:tmgstudios:tmgstudios:literally what is with the influx of porn bot follows im getting im so glad its not just me i thought i was attracting them somehow but also why are there so many all of a sudden we are under fucking attack
escuerzoresucitado:
romanholidayinn:I found the greatest reaction set:
orcboxer:artisticlesbian:duncebento:(via @arianwells )
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
gummibug:pkmndaisuki:blackbeardskneebrace:blackbeardskneebrace:feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable onesnotable entries:ALTALTALTALTALTALTALTALTALTALTmight i add
drakebigshep:Community service
rangepup:norabee:probablygoodrpgideas:thedungeonguy:thedungeonguy:nudityandnerdery:thedungeonguy:Dungeons & Dragons executives think “the brand is really under monetised”I think there’s been some talk about how one of the design goals of
godbirdart:battlecrazed-axe-mage:battlecrazed-axe-mage:We’ve all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I thinkSo I’ve hidden this reply, both because it’s obnoxious and because I don’t want
tonysopranobignaturals: death2america:paranoia choose your character @daevite here you go
rutilated-quarz:my pronouns? oh im a hee/heem. whimper
jtightpants:
feralthembo:regrettablyjake:tangerinegrove:socialmaya:Didn’t notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the “had to do it to em” guy
revolutionaryletters:revolutionaryletters:as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic manlike. slay.
shitfestcomic:shitfestcomic:#241it’s time for Snakesgiving 2016 y’alltwitter // facebook // patreon damn, remember when my comics did these kinds of numbershappy snakesgiving 2022
swan2swan:funnytwittertweets:
chicago-geniza:aperfumedpearl:lilac Napoleon III style Meridienne en ConfidentThis is phenomenal design for when you and a friend are both Indisposed but still desirous of one another’s company. It facilitates both conversation and parallel play.
kingfucko:lazorsandparadox:dankmemeuniversity:This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet
joshuaalbert:quark’s whole thing about “[Humans are] a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives
jalapeepo:curioscurio:Picard Big Naturals
str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:the transgendered are promoting evil harmful ideas such as LIKING YOUR BODY and NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF
gaycism:~
turnways:
emetkoto:met a new kinda guy on twitter today
cerealsnail: MS. MOUSE INDEED….. ;_; ♡
crazy-brazilian:
campyvillain:friendly monthly reminder not to be negative in the comments/replies/tags/anything of bugkeeper’s posts of their animals. it’s totally fine making your own post saying you don’t like bugs, you don’t have to like them. but please for
energyprison:there are 2 types of unclekinda goofyliterally the worst human being youve ever had the displeasure of meeting
thetinygatsby:gallusrostromegalus:draconym:I like that my phone always autocorrects “neurodivergent” into “biodiversity.” That’s right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.@draconym the tags
foreveryoung.
freekentuckythinker:mysharona1987:
lesbicrow:
testosteronetwunk:
ceevee5:
pruane2:unclefather:I don’t think this has anhthing to do with sandwich anymore….
c3rvida3:c3rvida3:c3rvida3:c3rvida3:c3rvida3:Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art. I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid’s neck without breaking
infinite-mirrors:*waves* hi I’m not dead I’m just depressed and in witcher hell!
clowngirlpony:choicelessflope:hollowboobtheory:if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing yousee this never happens in spider solitaire for windowsThink again
benevolentgentleman:
juicedoesthings: i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
blasphemyisjustforyou:rrdiner:bat at hornets nest maybe but “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry
ot3: spirit-of-water: ot3: lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry I get really overwhelmed thinking about having to do basic tasks but one thing that I’ve found helps me is to
everybody laughs. good joke.
powerfulwizard: aviculture:“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what Milk is from breasts yum
hedgehog-moss:In French we don’t say “I’ll die on this hill” we say “Je n’en démordrai pas” which means “I won’t unbite this” and I think it’s beautiful
https://www.patreon.com/posts/getting-ready-to-75892423Some fresh n00ds on my patreon for บ patrons. Enjoy
saywhat-politics:
cryptotheism:cryptotheism:Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That’s fucked up. Who let you do that. Mother fucker. You know what? I’m entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.