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francesderwent:there should be an option for online orders that’s “I want my package soon but it is not an emergency if it’s snowing stay safe I love you 😘”
uncahier:vaportea:depsidase:the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold
dduane:Okay, now I’m feeling vindictiveThis is worse, in its way, than the pornbots. Here’s something that turned up in my ask box just now. …So. You’ve all seen these. Some of them are genuine. Lots aren’t. Here’s
shirecorn:shirecorn: Harbinger PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW
socialjusticeinamerica:
clonepa:you look like a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up
swagginsloths:kateordie: thebrightlightsofamerica: sketchshark: I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen Agreed THE CREATOR OF CENTAURWORLD MADE THIS??? OMG
bowserwife:You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.
blackboxwarrior:REMEMBER: [Men] can be bribed with [Snackie Treats]
tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly
calocera:
hotvampireadjacent:This kitty looks so mad
Welcome Twisted Ones
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
dhovorei:
portaltwo: i cant stop thinking. about this cat
shirtsthatgohard:
alexseanchai:katyscartoons:Next time transphobes call trans healthcare “experimental” you can show them thisALTpenicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimentalibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and
wilwheaton:Republicans are domestic terrorists.
ragabond:cantapermeadio: kansascity-elffriend: sanctusapparatus: GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES That is just an atrocious sword, huh? Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies
catchymemes:
tumbwr:tumbwr:egg-buddy:tumbwr:tumbwr:xtracts you. fucking extracts yousomething beautiful is happeninghi little gatito. do u need help
de-sterren-nacht:rosyish:prguitarman:op paid about 起 for blue check marks on this website show some fucking respect thats the guy who invented nyan cat
lesbiankakyoin:allthebrazilianpolitics:‘Pirate’ Streaming Apps Beat Netflix and Disney in Brazil’s Play StoreALTPirate streaming apps are leading the entertainment category in Brazil’s Google Play Store. These unauthorized streaming apps draw
howthehelldoileave:not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy
craycraybluejay:Exactly
geekgirles:Everyone’s reaction in a nutshell
thestarsaredown: beetledrink: im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that
marisatomay:did shelob exhibit girl power when she snuck up on frodo and stabbed him
doomsneigh: bullseyemutual: I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS BEAR TO BE CHROME TO MAKE A DISCORD SERVER JOKE AND I FUCKED IT UP REAL BAD OP is Medusa
hustlerose:of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
inkoutsidethelines: Thinking about how I would write an adult Scooby-Doo series, because I think it can be done.The first thing I’d do is make the characters actually be adults. Still young, but adults, in the mid to late 20s range. Mystery Inc.
mollyjames:I think it’s important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it’s
foone:aveline-shepard:melaniefangz:whoa dude when I heard about “radfems” I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
raineyy:void-asks:Rb for daily health and prosperity
catchymemes:Big fella’s new raincoat
king-ghidorah:systlin:coolhiroaki:sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” thattheres 3 of us and 1 of englandi say we just kick the english out the ukIreland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United
somethingusefulfromflorida:jamesternes:I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!
dunmertitty:bunjywunjy:funnytwittertweets:fish know about Africa
trashboat:i should be able to list my landlord as a dependant for tax purposes
btc-official:btc-official:not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every dayi was this close to turning off reblogs but someone here actually gets it
pkmndaisuki:thanks for all the love on my retiree mystery gang! here’s a bit of expansion on them as well as full body refs!also i know it’s a little hard to see, but shaggy got a friend to make scoob’s old dogtag a pin that he wears
2-face:madamebomb: cephalotodd: we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :) Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what
itskyalenotkyletoo:
starclouds:sentence i found on a grocery store review
Lesbian Sheep
legend-tripper:teathattast:
thegoatsongs:op of a viral tweet: “banger drop a follow and turn on notis 😘”op of a viral tumblr post: “stop reblogging this and fuck off”
gingersnapwolves:whatevergreen:rahulkoh:“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s.
the gender norms are beating his ass
icedteadrinker:
evilsexy:
foreveryoung.
ameliafromafairytale:laughconfetti:annatorv:im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate timesserotinin administered
prguitarman:Happy Trans Awareness WeekEdit: Ok this blew up sooooo here is a file to have fun with
i-wanna-be-cute:prguitarman:I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
karkii:love the tumblr poll feature bc on twitter polls are genuine questions and here its like
catasters:
trekheritageposts:koalastick:idkipoststuff: did… did she really say that? iconic “Excuse You, i am Black and i Fuck” Best part: this was improv.George wasn’t supposed to have a line there, he was supposed to brandish the sword, grab her and