That guy, from FF (0nigum0.tumblr.com)
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cryptotheism: tanadrin: I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then
lacefuneral:lacefuneral:aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage post canceled i forgot that mr. ratburn got gay married. my apologies king
solarchaotica:frightfullytreeish:ancient-debris:duckdotcom:wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from godIron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.
scorbunny:single handedly the FUNNIEST reaction to sneasler ive ever seen (x)
Spej
Another day another binge on Domino’sCheck out full pics of the aftermath on my patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/got-bit-with-75674935
conarcoin:conarcoin:THE MINECRAFT END POEM IS OFFICIALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN!!ALTView on Twitterand the universe said i love you, because you are love ❤️i genuinely feel like this is one of the most instantly recognizable and iconic pieces of modern poetry,
skiplo-wave:only-tiktoks:
Welcome To The Hoard
afloweroutofstone:New York Times workers are striking tomorrow for the first time in 44 years. Tomorrow, December 8th 2022, stay off of the NYT website, don’t listen to any of their podcasts, don’t play Wordle, nothing
nashnhash:
beardedmrbean:
nonasuch:the-nightwing-thief:thelibrarina:teaboot:absolxguardian:crotchapple:boxingcleverrr:I actually enjoy celebs being here. You only thrive if you don’t try.Madonna is on here. Her posts get like, 60 notes. Is she trying to make it anything
hellyeahheroes:mariluphoto:Few of the artist affected by AI art thievery.Posts by Jon Lam Art.This is inevitable and requires the lawmakers to step in and cirminalzie this behavior. In it’s current form AI art is nothing more than the same thing
bibbitibob:
spongebobssquarepants: sharpay:X ✩ PEARL2022, dir. Ti West
disgruntledmushroom: chefpyro: having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me
rocketotaku:shamebats:Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.The people deserve to see screenshots of the best ones
cumaeansibyl:gardnerhill:sketiana:‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wankJohn Adams: “I
fadingroots:eternal–return:Bill Watterson · Calvin and Hobbes (March 20, 1987)direct action
imlizy:its fucking dember.
bbwangelik420:it’s always “wyd” and never “let me doordash you a large Italian feast for 5”
vriskanon: comatose-cristatus:just-shower-thoughts: If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up The only
biglawbear:darwins-finch:dispatchesfromtheclasswar:Hell is a place where companies make bank off the aggrieved father of a dead child for the removal of the child’s organs for donation. Oh and then, the recipient is charged hundreds of thousands of
noneedtofearorhope:radicalgraff:“Stop snitching my dudes!”Seen inside a NYC court toilet.happy stop snitching wednesday, my dudes!
forthegothicheroine:vigilantsycamore:Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
marshmallowss:Here’s the full weight gain sequenceReblog if you enjoyed it 🥰P.s.: this would be soooo hot if this was actually possible 🥵 omg, this was posted on my birthday! I didn’t notice that the first time I came across it
bumbledeefumble:boot-sanford:snowychicken:Is this a threat?Love that george and vicky provided the updated graphic for when the zoo gave the orangutans guns that was very helpful of them
hawkin-byrd:burning-circles:hawkin-byrd:deathbybri:like the legends foretold!!Praise the cat!
nek0-gami:This was a real banger on twitter
fairycosmos:since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary
Oh shit, I'm still a blog!
bumbledeefumble:bumbledeefumble:bumbledeefumble:bumbledeefumble:
spookshowvixens:homunculus-argument:It is once again time to share my favourite christmas card: Big dommy she-krampus, an unsuspecting victim and the dude in her basket who is delighted to be here and is already planning how he’s going to make it
3amsoda:
milkfake: weaver-z:weaver-z:I HATE you Reddit this dog is NOT terrifying he is my FRIENDReblog if you would CHERISH the muttshroom @ashestoashesjc Challenge accepted
damonalbarngirl:i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free
huffylemon:
beemovieerotica:inhighcotton:The English fear the Plain Dutch dutch dealer
commander-snacks:had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
stopframevevo:stopframevevo:My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
alltheoutsinfreeeee: riggedbones:im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
toastytoaster22:toastytoaster22:COLD WEATHER TIPS FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVES WHERE IT’S COLD:I always see posts about layering clothing, but there are so many more creative ways to help keep you warm if you don’t have a lot of warm clothes. But first,
:I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations
shirtsthatgohard:
weaver-z: weaver-z:Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny I would pay real money to eavesdrop on this family’s next holiday gathering
stockpilingantihistamines:
adiposesaleswoman:bit late for halloween but here are some postsAlso holy shit the previous post blew up huh, hello new followers!
carrieleblancart:ambergerr7:thebluestockingfirefly:Shenanigans.The anticipationA face so purrfect I had to paid them
allthingsmustpass1970:if you dont love me at my 1 note dead timezone pointless musings you dont deserve me at my 168 note niche but almost funny posts
A couple of new pics over on patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/some-belly-75602381Full pic on my page there
adiposesaleswoman:doctor’s orders
foreveryoung.
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(Hehe… planetary)
wintery-star:
crabussy:h3r0-hunter:violets-are-trans:masterboa:beardedmrbean:the-scungles-of-crungles:crabussy:a gentle reminderIdk this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post
teamlynda:honestly i was obsessed with LC for this (before my time as @teamlynda)
alwaysabeautifullife: aanzheni: sapper-in-the-wire: cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background
derinthescarletpescatarian:caspersgraveyard:derinthescarletpescatarian:startledoctopus:derinthescarletpescatarian: I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it I should