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luciferslittlekitten: loop-zoop: i want this to replace the john cena jokes FIRST MEME OF 2016 PLEASE??
ricepm: white people literally wearing foundation 5 times darker but the moment an asian throws on blue contacts or dyes their hair blonde u all eager to say they wanna be white !!! yeah ok !! U do U
pretty AND petty
Jo_3y
itsstuckyinmyhead: greythegryphon: masculinityissofragile: YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS. Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
lyinginbedmon: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to
Bendito
the-anal-rapist: My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!” Me: “I’m coming…”
beetwentz: this man is a mess
smooth91point5: Lemon chair is the first meme for 2016 pass it on
dirtylittledamsel: me waiting for 2015 to end me the second 2016 starts
cyberho: I’m gonna spend New Year’s Eve by myself… Like literally in my house by my fucking myself it’s so pathetic I’m gonna take a couple of sleeping pills and I’m literally gonna sleep my way through it because it’s just way too depressing
choisiwonthirstprincess: White ppl christian music is not lit if I was Jesus I would get back in the tomb
daddy
✨BloodMoon✨
bussykween:
Thot.
simpclub: peter-fucking-parker: muertagirl: holdmypurse: GO THE FUCK AWF His boys are loyal as hell It’s me where can i get a squad like this
it's all fun and games
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caintusemyphone: tomfordvelvetorchid: Mood Me
ginsengmask: disgrutnled retail worker looks
mobettafreak: Don’t let them fool ya…Bernie been down since day one! He’s that lone voice for decades they talked over hoping he would go away.
groupchatbabes: Here Are 9 Racist Fashion Trends That Need to Die Immediately (via micdotcom)
Big Mood
labias: Not to sound ugly because obviously I’m beautiful inside out and always give back to community, but tonight I met a couple old friends from back in 2012 when I was doing dumb shit and they did me very wrong. And I noticed they didn’t change
pu69y: when u shave but he start acting up so u glue it back on
Fun Christmas idea:
chainsawpunk
labias: I’m crying
bettershitbricks: you ever look at a guy and think “nut in me”
bbb9b3: That’s practically a marriage proposal.
angryynaps: Merry Christmas to all the other gay cousins
nyleantm: American Airlines did not have subtitles for their movies. There were not options at all. The flight was seven hours. Naturally, I felt frustrated especially when we are approaching into year 2016. I decided to tweet to American Airlines and
succdicc: last new years when i sucked 3 dicks in 24 hrs
namebrandpigeon: I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone
toyota: urgentgirl: k1mkardashian: im queeny I’m bitchy im tweeky
dboybaker: thebestoftumbling: Golden Retrievers helping bringing in the groceries They’re too good for this world
caintusemyphone: fakemensa: @caintusemyphone Mood
captioned-vines: Reporter: “Paris Hilton once needed In-N-Out so desperately, she got a DUI on her way there.” Paris: “I was just really hungry, and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger.”
Coleslaw hate blog
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kristenwiiggle: She just liked this pic afshahcechdwkhs
paqistan: “im a girl and i don’t wear make up!!! honestly i don’t get girls who…. it’s so stupid” congrats, u have made every boy in the room simultaneously bust a nut, you are now better than every girl who has ever worn make up. every
fuck-yeah-feminist: Your. Vote. Matters. Millennials outnumber the baby boomers, but in structural terms that gap only matters if we actually get out there and VOTE. Figure out where you stand: http://www.isidewith.com
thegeekyblonde: yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere
hellyeahrihannafenty: ANTI diaRy: Room 5
patriotsaint: so give me novacaine
no1animallover: The fact that this Kerrang! came with a cute green day stickers 👌😎😱
godpenis: laflyette: basically. good
hayatecrawford: thelastmelinian: a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey: keshawnrob: sixcatsandtwodogs: l3nvi: phillywillygasp: yunomaekfunwitmii: gaymerlag: kebinu: jkimisyellow: floptina: mulan dont give a shit mulan has run out of fucks to give
mielrosa: igglooaustralia: When your dog is a hoe too Me
