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lalondes: sweetstardrop: lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing. you
mjwatson: i have been on this hellsite long enough to see the rise, fall, and complete irrelevance of jennifer lawrence
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
peteneems.
he's lying to u girl
Margs & Mimosas
jumex: I guess I’ll just eat my own ass
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biomechas: *sees same stranger three times on campus in one day* what are we
theconcealedweapon: Anyone else think something is fucked up about the fact that of a group of 12 randomly selected women, all 12 have been assaulted by men?
pagetbewbster: this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
pretty AND petty
imp: me scrolling dashboard at 12:14 am: boring, stupid post, wrong, dont care, i’d die for this pic of keanu reeves
PEACHY VIBES
anyoneiknow: anyoneiknow: do y’all notice that some tumblrs are like ,, friend groups?? like when you think of Person A you associate then with Person B, Person C and Person D??? Like whether they just interact w each other a lot or you just happen
c-bassmeow: me: im tired Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!
sunnyddlgblog: mr-prism: atomskdluffy: laterovaries: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself Not gonna not reblog
paci-fisticuffs: thenib: From Kasia Babis. Don’t forget to give them obligatory and mutually exclusive goals with regard to relationships/sex so they’ll basically be natural enemies.
thenib: Mary Shyne illustrates a letter to the editor in our daily newsletter.
grim-reaping: weavemama: weavemama: KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS “You look slow and easy to kill” “I do not like that stunt you pulled” b r u h
bombing: [calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible
erenishuman: when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
chrisdigay: This is a crime, a sin, like how dare the state bust this kid for that. Let this kid go, freelancing is valid. “Dangerously potent”… because the kids is black the pot gets weaponized. This state is a disgrace.
tastefullyoffensive:(via 341913)
anything for love
we are all flawed
jumex: 911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that
✿ she's a carnival ✿
retroness-is-fabulous:Omg who remembers this? This was my go-to snack back in the day…
ℭℭ
andkool: The one directly under her is like “she made me first”
altruistech: Elon Musk is sending his Tesla Roadster to Mars.It has been converted into a payload.
legendofkorracomics: I love how everyone in California either thought it was North Korea bombing us or aliens. There was no other option. We have no chill, lol.
danefonda: movie award season is literally the only time of year i truly feel alive. i have a LOT of opinions about a bunch of films i have never watched and never intend to and you’re gonna hear ALL of them
beefthot
earthnation:
Significant
cumonthevoid: be the hero you want to see in the world
Flint’s lead-poisoned water had a ‘horrifyingly large’ effect on fetal deaths, study finds
chainsawpunk
postmarxed: Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this
You’re on my blog? Love that for you.
zanabism: going to TGIF was your first mistake
peachnim: me: so white peop- white: *is already crying*
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
krindragon: smallshrimphell: hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram?? Like ??? Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes
airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.
medusabraids: a skinny white guy: *takes a picture of him having a nose bleed or smoking with dirty fingernails* some of you: god fuck me
sunkissedscorpion:2018:
“Cat Person”
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