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lilbeefy:god this is such a 2017 mood
annesmiless: Beauty standards don’t apply to fridges and they shouldn’t apply to people either 💓😂 Instagram: annesmiless
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
ZODIAC SIGNS
babyanimalgifs: HE SAID “what’s wrong?” AND KISSED HIM BETTER OH MY GODDDD I LOVE ANIMALLSSSSSS more baby animals here
daddy
Idk
earthdad: you: *is a hoe* me: *is also a hoe and respects you for the decisions you make in your hoe career*
childservices: ugly friend: omg twinning!!! me:
harrymypotterxxx: fonzworthcutlass: 05-fubu: betterthankanyebitch: he was ready lmao LMAOOO He a real one I need me a him
Hit me with your best
msprincessarielle: tomfordvelvetorchid: @msprincessarielle im gonna use kais chemical peel on your pussy My pussy can eat thru six bottles of sulfuric acid kais peel ain’t gonna do shit!
asapwife: asapwife
Nudity And Flowers
Mind your own heterosexual business
How to Turn off Negative Thoughts
alpacaaffair: i used to hate valentine’s day when i was an ed gy teen but now i’m so excited for all the pink and candy and love
ultralaser: kittysback: “this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source) this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop
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954lgnd:Madonna did not kiss Drake. She sucked his youth out of him. She cursed him. You know what happens when Madonna “kisses you”? Tupac died, Britney went crazy, Basquiat died, & Dennis Rodman is the epitome of “wtf”. Im pretty sure
surprisebitch: twitterlols: making her baby run a photoshoot i c a n t me as a parent
queefybuttcheeks: imagine u tell a girl ur sign n birthday all harmless cause she asked n she run ur shit thru the astrological database ur astrological criminal record out there ur paperwork out in the open the stars might say sumn like u get sleepy
Margs & Mimosas
zamaron: nesija: goth-aunt: milpool-thrillhouse: Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight Right im Roger would beat pleakley’s ass
weavemama: GUYS, SHIA LABEOUF LAUNCHED AN ANTI-TRUMP LIVSTREAM THAT WILL RUN FOR THE WHOLE FOUR YEARS….. YOU CAN WATCH IT HERE #HeWillNotDivideUs
warlocksmith: i love this pic
haydenvoss: white people this morning: good morning!me:
dedicationsthekey: dopesince1987: sea-full-of-stars1: classyglamourizer: lmaoooooooooooooo!!!! sikeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My god Lmfaooo
You’re on my blog? Love that for you.
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
lotus mayari
geodude: e-sigh: numbspeculum: I legit saw this and thought he was rimming an ass, then kissing the baby.. ^ same LMAO
d1rtypaws: When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it
backdoorteenmom: Hillary’s been missing for a month because she been healing from her new ass and titty implants that’s she’s gonna debut on the inaugural stage in a body con dress with Instagram makeup and a sickening pair of kitten heels….know
alolanmukbang:
500daysofbased: frankoceanfanclub: redsuelo: STOP oh my god LMAOOO
Nicole. Paige. Brooks. From Atlanta Georgia.
pochowek: d1rtypaws: I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for
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sustainablefarming: diegeaux: butthegagis: When my friends try to take pics of me when im not beat Give a raise to whoever had to write up these captions bruh Tag yourself I’m (unintelligible)
dicksplit: when winter break is almost over and you’ve stayed up ‘till 3 am every night catching up on your shows and school is about to start
Guys think they like to fuck a lot until they meet a girl that actually likes to fuck a lot.
feelingpussy:babies are so androgynous i love it ..
Stop beating yourself up. You’re a work in progress, which means you get there a little bit at a time not all at once.
yeezus-fish: when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
I'm holding every breath for you.
bussykween: I’m Kevin
afloweroutofstone:Every Dylann Roof fan blog should be on a government watchlist
gagasjoanne: thighschool: I’m the mom having to translate i’m the hoes that are laughing
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onlynaomi: Tim Blanks interview with Campbell in 1999
bepeu: me: it was just a dream me (internally): .. or prophecy ..
aymmichurros: me: goes out with unshaved legsme: what the FUCK ever lmaosomene: looks @ my legsme:
anglelica: smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see
