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reinventingthekarmicwheel: girl: i love you me: welcome to the club girl: *gets offended and walks away* me: …u were the first member like if u cried
louisthesixteenth: ghostieguy: just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen grape ice cream. Actually, i know why this is: Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream
haveitjoeway: caleb-1193: dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice Bitch better not he gonna hear my voice alright
Wild Queen
smilefor-medarling: **Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.* My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In his honor I got the last thing
Rising To The Surface, Quicker Than You Sank
flacomoleguaco: WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE ????!?!?!??!??!¿¿¿⁄⁄⁄¿⁄¿⁄¿
mercedesbenzodiazepine:Bitchcoin
ggaga: i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
My New Years resolution is to shut up
svviffer: *ends my prayers with omg*
agentscullyismyhero: back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
tanuki-kimono: “Goldfish” fake eyelashes by myk_eyelashes, very bold but I love how they use tsumami petals technique!
dannydino11:Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
bifacts: bifacts: radicaldude229: bifacts: Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping
light up like neon
shit posts
genoshaisforlovers: “Shit, help me up” “I’ll pray for you instead”
he's lying to u girl
Margs & Mimosas
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird: We did it. We’re finally free.
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romanovah:picking out clothes like ‘how gay am i gonna be today’
biomerge: mood
futiel: Resting sad face
highkeygay: She’s getting the tea henny
PRINCESS
javierherrnandez:yeah he’s cute but does he want to be ur vacuum cleaner
997: mercedesbenzodiazepine: chomotkar: venuskissed: Scorpios aren’t even mysterious they love to talk about themselves you just gotta ask Scorpios are just………Leos that can actually shut the fuck up lmao ……tea? 🤭
if you racist you ugly case closed
yourbrothershotfriend: foxy-mulder: this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life
powerburial: most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad
kidxforever: *raises my son to be the MCM I never was*
gorilllas: kenziedeshay: gorilllas: Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in. Harry is 19. Mick Jagger is 69. What? don’t let the media fool u
chainsawpunk
venusinlesbian: When the hoe from salvation army glances at me
classycarolinagirl: grumpysalmon: shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
yuppies: jennyhoelzer: Damn. he did it to us again he owns all of this
jonasbrothers: what-is-a-fibroid: jonasbrothers: when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to symptoms of uterine fibroids ovarian cyst pain What
Send me anons tonight, tell me stories, ask questions, spill tea ☕️
methylated-spirit: I want to Die
fvcknversace: fvcknversace
lgunity: gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them
PEACHY VIBES
pattyjenkins: *male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*all of us:
inso-uciant: richassness: 90s babies we’re getting old i don’t want to talk about it
The Banned Japanese Feminist Magazine That Showed You How to Leave Your Husband
jodiefoster: me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..
Oh, burger, you're cute.
Nicole. Paige. Brooks. From Atlanta Georgia.
jumex: Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke
The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.
healing-phoenix: Sending out many good vibes to all those who have to endure emotionally abusive families this Thanksgiving. If they try to hurt you or gaslight you, please tell yourself that it is not you. It is them and their own issues. No matter
RESIST DRUMPF
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