Kalani (titsodacream.tumblr.com)
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Stop romanticizing art students
finemami: IG: itsjenneyy
When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.
kehlanistan: Ya I gave him uncooked chicken but… and he didn’t even say thanks though?
antisleep: arthetic:Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts
gerrycanavan: the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen
hayatecrawford: thelastmelinian: a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey: keshawnrob: sixcatsandtwodogs: l3nvi: phillywillygasp: yunomaekfunwitmii: gaymerlag: kebinu: jkimisyellow: floptina: mulan dont give a shit mulan has run out of fucks to give
PRINCESS
chainsawpunk: 2016:2017:
cexting: The Re UP
billmurray1996: rinibuns: billmurray1996: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me ok cream cheese isn’t that good I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real
Margs & Mimosas
chainsawpunk
yugyeim: *phone alerts me it’s dying* me too bitch but u don’t see me complaining
marvelcolm: when you’re doing an essay past midnight
beefthot
alright
IG Makeup
aleworldaddict:Björk by Tim Walker for W Magazine November 2017
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
he's lying to u girl
reblog if you are...disgusted
Paris Hilton > Mozart
thother: kamgak: if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up sending positivity to my mutuals
The Night Sea
pretty AND petty
gayemoji: horoscope: sometimes you be breathinme:me: okay but how did they know that?
fotobilog
silahis: things i’m a hoe for:memesconspiracy theoriesartinappropriate humorscience
me looking for conspiracy theories like
queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
#smh - Sonic, my Hedgehog
pardonmewhileipanic: stunningpicture: A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds nature is brutal
unaffect: good morning but at what cost
kikuwang: my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when
wewill-tryagain: dendritic-trees: booty-uprooter: asryakino: srsfunny: Masha The Hero They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in oh good I was worried What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love
open rp
dynamic-dynasty: It’s true though.
Don't👏Watch👏Phantom👏Of👏The👏Opera👏If👏You👏Aren't👏Ugly👏And👏Live👏In👏The👏Basement
speedlimit15: *pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
desertislandcomics: Hugh Hefner discovered sex
leesh: leesh: she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear the saga continues
chiefarnook: killianfallon: Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles? But why would you shade Ms. Pickles like that?
Things Inside of Me:
unclefather: click faster
mercedesbenzodiazepine: eefababy: trashythingsgohere: Spotted in Lexington, KY. @mercedesbenzodiazepine Omg me in my own driveway
STOP TELLING PEOPLE THEIR PARTNERS ARE UGLY. THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU. GO BE ALONE AND SHALLOW SOMEWHERE ELSE.
