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Expecting tonight to be the first real lesbian experience of her life with Andria from Human Resources, Tiffany was shocked when her boss David appeared out of nowhere.By the end of the night, Tiffany had had her first lesbian, threesome, bondage, anal,
Tom pounded on the door. It was 2AM and his neighbor Eric was making an inordinate amount of noise fucking whatever skank he managed to drag home from his bar hopping. This happened almost every night and Tom was fed up with it. Eric answered the door
Below is an explanation of the PRNDL symbols on most common road sluts: N. America Europe P-Part lips P-Pucker up/Pop-in R-Receive R-Relish N-Nosh N-(In) Neck D-Drink D-Drench/Drip
She thought she was simply dispensing lube, but in fact she was dispensing her own chrism.No lube was used during this session.P.S. I can’t seem to recall this pornstar’s name. If you do, please send me a message. 8===D——{ Wetiquet
Waiting is the hardest part. Oh, and cocks. Cocks are the hardest parts too. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When camwhores meet Joseph Kosuth. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Drilling on a Sunday. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Support the troops! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The reach-around. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Forbidden fruit. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Getting down to business. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Fay the “Overly-friendly Filly”, fidgets as she fearfully frets the feirce fucking she forsees from her fervently frisky and feral fellow once the flowing flax frills’ phallic foudation is forcefully fed from her fanny to her famished
Mr. Fredrics made sure to give the girls regular performance reviews. It kept up his morale. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always make sure you ahve ample lipstick in your purse. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
#4 on the list of things I did not get free pizza. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Love that smile. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
They’ve become commonplace. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: To attract more customers, wear a bright neon yellow safety vest. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Mistress prepares Faketits for Master. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Actually, any time I get to blow bubbles pretty much lights me up.~David Helvarg 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The best sex is angry sex. Actually, the best sex is when he’s angry at someone else. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The rules of Musical Sluts:The men must outnumber the sluts by at least one. The sluts are all lined up in a row or in a circuit (depending on the size of the group and the number of sluts available). Music is played. The men move from slut to slut in
Each of the four bedrooms contained a different party game. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Her Indian name is Fucks-with-Strangers. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Don’t hide your face, Slut! Let the viewers see how badly you needed my cock. They paid to watch a whore get fucked, so start acting like what you are.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
She crawled into the room and he followed, holding the chain that lead to her collar. She began to climb onto the clean white bed, when she felt a strong yank on the chain pull her back to the floor.“Pets aren’t allowed on the bed, bitch.&rdqu
“Were you surprised? Jenny and Amanda told me they were going to give you a surprise mini-bachelorette party a week ago and I had a really hard time keeping my mouth shut about it. My friends sure aren’t intending a surprise for my bachelor
Lisa Ann is udderly fantastic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
She didn’t know their names. In her mind she referenced them as Red Watch and White Watch. They didn’t know her name. In their mind they referenced her as face-hole, cunt-hole, ass-hole and Tits. But they were polite guys, so they only called
From geek.com’s Geek-Cetera section:Why plastic stays wet when it comes out of the dishwasherBy James Plafke - 02.11.2013 :: 6:15PM EST Out of many scourges that plague the dishwasher — a plastic fork falling down to the bottom and subsequently
Pro Tip: If he takes the bait, say it was an act of seduction. If he deson’t take the bait, say it was a wardrobe malfunction. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Surfer girls make excellent subs. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
High class prostitutes await a client in a Paris hotel room. 1998. Photographer unknown (but satisfied). 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Getting ready for the post-game cheering in the victorious guys’ locker room. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Curves, vectors, grids and shadows. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Be direct. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Playtime. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Alice is one of the most sought after professional chauffeurs in Los Angeles. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Cock guzzling is both a passtime and a calling. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The Budapest Everet Hotel was well known for its special amenities. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
City slickers 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Play me like a cello. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Overdressed. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
She’s staring at the monitor to make sure the viewers can clearly see the text while she’s being fucked. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If a woman is wearing nothing but heels in the shower, she is interested in coitus. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
iRobot have announced a new mopping robot designed specifically for frat houses. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Indeed she is. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When she heard the car, she finished securing the chains and waited patiently on the kitchen countertop. To her suprise, it wasn’t Bobby who came in, but Denis. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Lisa makes sure to scrub both inside and out. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Each of the guys got to write one word. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When you’re imagining getting fucked in zero-G. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Observing nature is its own reward. A face full of semen is another. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
If I see a pole, I must dance. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“I need you to paint the apartment before my landlord gets here, but I can’t really afford it. Is there anyway we can work it out?” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Excuse me, I need to go powder my knockers. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“I told you to be careful of my dress! No how am I going to go back out there?!” “Not my problem, whatever-your-name-is.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
iwanttobeafirefly:✶ Firefly ✶ “Keep your cockhole clodesd, slave.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
If you’re naughty enough, Santa may consider you nice 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“So, what do you want for Christmas?” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Spoon fed, poon, red. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
