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How many sockets can you spot in this photo? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.~Robin Williams 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Somehow, Officer Top Heavy didn’t see this coming. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The rumour in the “slut house” was that Master’s wife was in fact a lesbian, and merely pretended to be bisexual to gain acess to Master’s harem. Anna didn’t think there was much to the rumour. Master’s wife screamed
The black soles of her feet are evidence of the fact that the guest had walked Tramp #76 to his rented bungalow from the “enclosure” where the “tramps” are kept. Guests at The Tramp Ranch can use the free golf carts to get around
Pwned. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Learning to flash “The Look” is a great way to advertise that you’re interested. Flashing your big tits is also a good way to advertise. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
saythankyoumaster: Give me your ass. She didn’t like anal at first.A few months later she had gotten used to it, but didn’t like it when he called her “Anal Slut”.A few months after that she had gotten used to his terms of
Apply lubrication. Jack. Repeate as needed. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The unexpected perks of whoredom. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Chelsea and Zoe love to tease. They’re always getting random men hard by posing illicitly, dressing skimpily, talking dirtily or sucking mightily. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Her owner decided she’ll get a paw tattoo for every gangbang she entertains. She’s got four more paw tats on her back. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Love the cuffs! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Yo dawg, I herd you like showers, so I put an slut in your shower so you can give her a cum shower while you shower. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Whether they both thrust simultaniously, both thurst alternatingly or each thrust at his own chosen rhythm; you are still a filthy whore. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Good ol’ wholesome fuckin’. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
sheswallowscum: Adria Rae http://goo.gl/47plQc Pro Tip: When done properly, swallowing a load can cuase a man to hallucinate psychedelic colours. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The longer your legs are, the shorter your skirt should be. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This must be underwater love The way I feel it slipping all over me This must be underwater love The way I feel it What is this underwater love Must feel much alike this love This is it Underwater love It is so deep So beautifully liquid This love with
“This is mine.” he snarled. “You may think it is yours, but you’re wrong as usual. It’s mine. All of you is mine.” He stepped away and a heard him open and shut a drawer. “Perhaps I need to demonstrate that you
The Johnsons loved their new toy and used it non-stop for the whole three day weekend. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Shake and bake. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“This filly may look scrawny, but none of the guys have managed to break her in. She’s still quite the bronco… Wanna try for yourself?” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Make sure you do everything in your power to allow your lover to focus on his pleasure. If you can free him of some of his tasks, do so. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Scream-Moan-Whimper-Beg-Grunt-Plead-Yell-Mew-Curse 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The anonymity of masks and the deeply overpowering yearning for a facial are mutually incompatible. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Udderly fantastic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Whatever you want Whatever you need Anything you want done, baby, I do it naturally ‘Cause I’m every woman It’s all in me … I can read your thoughts right now Every one from A to Z… … I can cast a spell Secrets you
Amenably awaiting anointment 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Anthony did such good work on the security patch for the NetLock app, that his boss arranged for a bonus at the office. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
She wasn’t innocent. When she began dressing for the party, she knew she would end up getting her ass fucked by Billy.She just didn’t expect to get her ass fucked by Tom and Greg first. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Oh no! Where’s the ‘O’? Oh… Oh! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
A “nipplejob”. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Hello Kitty Pussy Anus. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
She knows the trick, called “The Helix”, is a wet and wondrous mix of ponderous tits and rotating licks, enveloping excited dicks. And so she picks to please the pricks with her hard learned porn antics. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Maria waits patiently for Master to return from work. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Nightbird 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you look in the mirror and see a slut, you’re doing something right, slut. 8===D——{ Wetiquetteat least
Hotel Mamada in Barcelona has the best wake-up call service in all of Iberia. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Turning to face the cameraman, Selma said “I’m gonna need at least three more cocks”. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Lisa was perplexed. How could he still be cumming so much jizz, when he had already separately flooded her ass, cunt and mouth with semen over the past 5 hours? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Suck it well, slut, and I’ll give you another pearl necklace”, her boss hissed at her. She sucked on, neither knowing, nor caring which kind of pearl necklace he meant. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Terry the talented trollop twisted her tits while her head tapped the treads of the tyre as the terse traveler untiringly thrust his tremendous tool into her tight tush. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.~P. J. O'Rourke 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Shena kept her eyes locked on John. She was determand to show her devotion and endurance. She moaned and grunted as John’s freinds took turns choosing a hole to fill. She even came. Twice. But her eyes remained locked on John’s. 8===D—&m
When Tanya “Titbomb” Baburin told Master that her arms hurt, he simply replied “Oh, poor thing! I’ll go get some weighted nipple clamps to take your mind off your arms”. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When Mr. Sugro and Mr. Krauss discovered that Samantha was “entertaining” both of them during work hours in an effort to get a promotion, they called a staff meeting. Mr. Sugro held Samantha in place as the twelve suited men who comprised
Balls tapping nose. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This naughty pet has made a mess… disipline will be swift and penetrating. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you’re a busty blonde barmaid, during Oktoberfest, wearing your tits out will generate enough tips to get you through college. A piereced nipple will almost double the tips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Is that a “Good work, bitch!” spank or a “Put more effort into it, whore, or I’ll rent you out to the fraternity down the street” slap? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Sometimes Elena likes to pull rank on the other girls becusae she’s been in Master’s harem longer. Master finds this amusing and often plays along, but he’s always sure to remind Elena that she’s as low as the rest of the girls,
Girls just wanna have fun! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Meanwhile at the USO office… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
More Cowbell! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Loyalty and fortitude enhanced the sex slave’s attitude. An end to all her solitude was found within her servitude. She’d pranced and posed, all fully nude, overjoyed to be by Master viewed. She’d bent and twisted, purred and mewed, to emphasise
Alicia had a tactic. Perhaps it was an obsession. On her weekly train ride up to Rochester, she’d choose a man, traveling alone, and seduce him. She’s take her time, sending tiny signals. Never something obvious, never direct. She’d
Best Hanukkah Ever. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Now we’re ready to go to the mal.l” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This is how it’s done correctly. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
