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Obviously, this isn’t cum. Still… this pretty much sums up half of my fantasies. Sometimes I imagine a quantity like this from one single guy in one single load :P 8===D———{ Wetiquette
More cowbell! 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Mandy didn’t mind being the “Wellcum Mat” at Master’s parties. Sure, the girls inside got all the praise for their theatrics and costumes and their abilities to handle 3, 4, 5 or more guys at once; but Mandy got the most cock.
Slut auction at the slut farm. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
At the end of her 3 weeks of training, Master gave Lisa a bound collection of photos he had taken of her during their time together. This photo included the caption: The ‘u’ is the only letter in lowercase, because 'you’ are the only
Pro Tip: The fastest way to communicate a booty call is via video messages. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Sack it to me. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
The best poolside fun is had with inflatable toys. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Heavy breasts call for heavy makeup (and heavy petting). 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Bubbly. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Angry sex is so much fun. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
I swooned. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Toni and Darren present the “Tote-a-Tramp” the only nipple-clamp based skank management system you’ll ever need. With a top speed of [however fast she can shuffle on her knees] you’ll hop from party to party with ease. With the
If you see an adult woman in pig tails, this is what is going through her mind. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
She put on her Fuck-Me heels, her Fuck-Me stockings and her Fuck-Me collar and leash. Little did she know that her Fuck-Me face was advertising enough. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
True Dat. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you want to reduce his anxiety on your first date, suck him off when he comes to pick you up. If there’s any tension left, give him some more head in the restaurant parking lot. Don’t forget to thank him for the meal by giving
Ass kneading is always a turn-on. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
This looks like the start of a beautiful romance. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Kate had a great day out with her boyfriend. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Due to unexpected delays in there respective flights, Adrianna and Keith got to spend some quality time in the Warsaw airport. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
The cavity search proceeded as expected. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
You can tell she’s a classy girl ‘cause she’s wearing a tie. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
This shot is just so beautiful. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Charging the ion cannon. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you drool, you seem less human, and that makes it easier for your partners to do the really crazy stuff they have been thinking of doing to you. Artwork by Reiq 8===D———{ Wetiquette
This made me laugh so hard I squirted cum out of my nose. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Meredith really needed a 2 week extension on her rent. Mr. Denton really heeded to cum on his slut tenant’s face again. Win-win situation. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
It looks like she could be broken in two… 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Must buy! 8===D———{ Wetiquette
He arches my back. Not for his pleasure, but for my discomfort. I submit to him, not because of his power, but because of my purpose. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Lisa was starting to believe she was addicted to cock. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Vicky decided to go camping to clear her mind, relax her body and get a grip on what she really wanted. Two days alone in the woods didn’t yield the desired results. Luckily, on the third morning a stranger came by. He quickly understood the situati
“Please Sir, may I be next?” 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Is she providing lubrication services or is she on clean up duty? 8===D———{ Wetiquette
“Squeal all you like, little piggy! I’ll just pork you harder!” 8===D———{ Wetiquette
This is how mermaids say “I love you”. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Horny homemaker happily provides head at hubby’s homecoming. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Bunny didn’t have a meal ready when Robby got home. That meant Robby had to order in. The meal cost ย.95 and Bunny had to repay him. Robby had previously estimated the worth of Bunny’s holes at about Ů each. He took all three and left the
Dylan had wanted to fuck Katey for ages. Since junior high actually. Well, Katey needed money. Dylan had money to spare. An arrangement was reached which satisfied the needs and wants of both parties. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
This went on for hours… 8===D———{ Wetiquette
They put aside their differences and got back to work. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
See those 4 WD external hard drives on Phil’s desk? They contain thousands of photos and many hours of video of Silvia fucking and sucking various staff-members, clients, suppliers, guests, temp workers, cleaning staff and even passersby. The collec
Bleached big boobed blonde bimbos in bondage blow Bill’s big black “Bitchsplitter”. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Young love. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Sales of beer had quadrupled since the new dress code was introduced. The tips were higher than the tabs. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Vitruvian Venus. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Beautiful Poison Ivy artwork by Artgerm. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Shahrazad by J. Scott Campbell 8===D———{ Wetiquette
The beautiful Bar Refaeli. I wonder what it’s like going through life knowing that at any given moment thousands of guys are jacking off to your photos. How many humiliating, deplorable and filthy things has Bar done in the collective imaginations
Jenny thanked the stranger for helping her with her groceries by giving him a thorough hand job in the supermarket parking lot. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Why does this silliness turn me on so much? 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you find your skank is too randy, hose her down. It always calms me. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
True to her vow never to have vaginal sex before the third date, Tara and Ian spent their second date having an oral/titty/anal fuckfest. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Not the type of pearl necklace Fresa was hoping for. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Why do the “Double Rack Tittyfuck”? Because you can. Bonus points if you get them to spit on each-other’s tits. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Her tits were the first thing Juan. She had a pair of boobs that could not be overlooked. When he first saw them, in the rather conservative profile photo she had uploaded, he knew he wanted them. He spent the next few days waiting for her the frame aroun
Getting his attention. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
A man’s hands on my midriff. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Covered in her own saliva. 8===D———{ Wetiquette