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Pro Tip: Eye contact can transform a blowjob from a sexual act to an emotional act. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The Shower-Time Paradox: The dirtier you are, the cleaner you’ll get. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder… and also on her forehead. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If your breasts are big enough, make sure to rest them on your forearms when jacking him off.It adds some extra eye candy, and after all, that’s what they’re for, right? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Her nipples ached. Her tits ached. Her arms ached. Her ass butt cheeks ached. Her asshole ached. All of her ached as the result of different causes, but all of her ached because he liked it. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Badly executed bondage is a big turnoff. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Pace yourself. You’re gonna be doing this till the game starts.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
My kinda bed store! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
I have no critique to apply here. Love her eyes, tongue, technique and the smile’s dear. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The recipe called for sugar, tequila, sugar, lime and half a cup of jizz. Stanley gave pretty copious loads, but it would still take his wife, Petra and their neighbour’s daughter, Chrissy, quite a while to get the required quantity. “It&rsquo
Love this!This would be perfect if:A. The blind folded girl had on lace gloves.B. The blindfolded woman was wearing black heels (Can’t see the Niqāb woman’s feet, but having her barefoot would ruin the authenticity). 8===D——{
Did she get up on her tows by herself, or did he lift her by her throat? Hair? Nipples? Cunt? Ass? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Best bachlorette party ever! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Women come in many shapes and sizes.Bimbos come in just about one size. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Sandra really loves sucking cock. She’s loved it since she was 15. She especially loves to suck her fiancé William’s thick prick.In the photo above she’s shown sucking off Jeffrey, William’s boss, when she came by the office and
Pro Tip: Find a way to make cleaning fun! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right breast.” ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Something about this photo makes it seem almost like a drawing… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Look like a sexy, dark, shuperhero movie poster. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
As the farmers’ say: “The best way to plow is with a wheelbarrow.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
On the nights that Sir was away or busy with one or more of the other girls, Janice would try her luck with the other members of Sir’s harem. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Elle couldn’t wait for the new “batch of bitches” to arrive next week. She had had enough of being at the bottom of the food chain. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Jenny loves her morning routine: “It energizes my entire day!” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Fun LovingRum LovingBum LovingCum Loving 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Vintage toys are all the rage… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When your cunt is burning with lust, water won’t quench your flame. Seek cock & cum to sate your need. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pretty Bountee (the Brunette) mutinied and abandoned the HMS Bounty. Her boat was boarded by black-beard’s pirates. She was promptly bound and paraded bare before the prurient bachelors of the Prostrate Pearl on Pirate Bay Beach in The Bahamas.
Fuck Toy #5 fingered herself with wild urgency. The storage room was dark and creepy and she hated being left in it for so long.The sounds coming from the main rooms were filled with the hoots, catcalls and grunts of some 20 men and the shrieks, moans
She thanked him for the lovely picnic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Honey Lips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
He calls her his “Roomba”, not because she crawls around the floor at his command, but because she sucks very efficiently then goes to her corner to recharge. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Sex bunny wants a carrot. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Found a stray. I might keep her, but only if she’s easy to train. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The feeling of nipples grazing bedsheets… mmm… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Breaking-in a wild filly can take weeks. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Blowjob. Boobs. Beer. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Loose the shirt… Keep the tie on. It’ll come in useful ab bit later.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Some girls love bling, so the more that you bring (earing, necklace or ring) the sooner she’ll kneel and swallow your thing. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“As long as you have that gag in your mouth”, grunted Kyle, “you pass as a 7 instead of a 6 in my book”. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Keep quiet! If Master finds out we’ve been playing without his permission he’ll only let us fuck Paul for an entire week!” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Water-Melons. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
I love quotes from Confucius. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Get on the bed! It’s cunt pounding time!” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When the cops bust you and your friends at an orgy, the best way to get out of the arrest, is to have another orgy. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Stunning Stephanie’s superb set supplies (and her suspenders support) sufficient sexy shirt slit to sidetrack spectators from Zabuza’s Sword suspended secretively in the rear scene 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Perfectly sized sweater. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Andréa missed having roommates……and not paying rent with money. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
A great dorm room door sign. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Those with the innocent faces make the best slaves. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Last Drop Love.8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Rejuvenate old leggings with a pair of scissors and a load of cum.8===D——{ Wetiquette
Hubby bought several “Make your own dildo” kits. We spent a day making casts of his cock and filling them with latex and gel and other goop that came with the kits.Now I have a dozen or so replicas of his manhood stashed throughout the house.
Trying to think of a pun involving “driving stick shift”, “pumping gas”, “filling a tank” and “airbags”… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Denise Milani is proof that the world is unfair. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Nymphomania: Nymph-Oh-Man-I-ANymph [Noun]A mythological spirit of nature imagined as a beautiful maiden inhabiting rivers, woods, or other locations.Oh [Exclamation]Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy,
Pro Tip:While expensive looking jewellery may make you seem more classy, a face full of cum will always announce your true nature. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
He held her by her hair and humped her head as the horny harlot happily hoovered his hard manhood. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Tori Black. ‘Nuff Said. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Wow, I love theese boots! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
saythankyoumaster: We shared her. She liked it. I’ve had this done to me 3 times.8===D——{ Wetiquette