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Pro Tip: Don’t belive everything you read!My roommate Bethany lent me her girlfriend after losing a bet. She turned out to be a rather big slut. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When he got home, both girls came running up to him dressed in their cheerleading outfits, yelling: “Master’s back, So shake your rack. Fuck us like A maniac! Come-on! Come do us! Master’s home to screw us! We’re ready! We’re
Pro Tip: Lick your lips, get more tips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Andre takes a photo like this on every business trip. Sometimes the girls even let him take a photo of their face. But mostly, his “Expense Allowance” photo album fetures the naughty bits of women from around the world. 8===D——{
He wrote “Get in my office and do your job!” and hit send. By the time he closed the laptop, she was already under his desk. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Fuck a lady such. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Show animals are used to being scrutinized. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Don’t worry honey, if they come any closer I’ll make sure they delete any photos of us from their phones, in exchange for fucking you.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Wait! Display.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Getting ready for the party. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Lisa Ann giving a half hearted post cum blast pipe cleaning. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The clichés work. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
I love the tendon that runs from the sholder to the breast. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Does that say “Whore” or “Whoa”? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
David was so pissed, he wouldn’t talk to Joe for a week. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The power of 7 men in one shot. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
People who take their cats for walks on leashes are so weird. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The conference room was taken (meaning booked, occupied, full) from 10:00AM to 11:00AM. Ms. Plymouth was taken (meaning booked, occupied, full) from 10:00AM to 11:00AM and then again from 12:30PM to 02:00PM. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
That face! Those boobs! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This candy-striper didn’t strip for her candy. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Everytime she was about to come, the guys would pull out, then switch holes. After a while she started begging to cum.“We’ll let you cum, bitch, if you waive the fee.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Surprise party. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Reverse jackhammer?Jill and the Giant Beanstalk?Oil Pump?Space elevator? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
By now her entire chest was soaked in her own saliva. “I’ve got to take a picture of this!” he said excitedly, reaching for his phone. “OK, but without my face.” she said, holding still for her photographer. “Don’
“Hold up them melons, skank!”, he bellowed as he began to blast her with his jizz. She stared up at him, trying to remember his name and whether this was the first time he came on her tonight, or if he had been in the first of the group to
The perfect Tinder profile pic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The correct way to pleasure your neighbour. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
If a nymphomaniac sucks dick by a ppol, does she become a water nymph? 8===D——{ Wetiquette
A smile of contentment. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
You don’t have to pull my hair, but it’s recommended. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The excitement was palatable. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Where are you going?”, she asked, suddenly concerned. “Back to the car, to get some supplies,” he replied over his shoulder, “and maybe some hikers too.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The guys started calling her “Roomba”, becuse she would crawl around the apartment, sweeping the floor with her tits, and cleaning any cock that crossed her path. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip:He can call you all manner of degrading nouns,every depraved adjective,and act upon you the vile verbs of his desires,yet if he loves you truly,a glimpse can be seen throughout his abandon. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Tink was not all bad: or, rather, she was all bad just now, but, on the other hand, sometimes she was all good. Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. They are, howeve
If you do one good deed your reward usually is to be set to do another and harder and better one. ~C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Before the auction, the guests were invited to ask questions about “the goods”.Some of the questions were… um… outlandish. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Samantha thought to herself “This is how I like ‘em. Trimmed, not shaved. Manly but well groomed.”She almost laughed out loud around the her ex-boyfriend’s cock as the irony of her thoughts occurred to her. This well groomed man,
The room service was exceptional. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Eddy had been dreaming of his best friend’s sisters boobs for almost 4 years. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The Upper Geyser Basin is the home of Old Faithful, the most famous and celebrated geyser in the world.~YellowstoneNationalPark.comThe Upper Geyser Basin is also home to the morning glory pool, which has been known to erupt occasionally. Just saying.
The plumber was such a nice gentleman, he offered to open the rest of her pipes for free. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Ms. Glison thoroughly thanked Mr. James for the opportunity. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
10:30AM business meeting with Ms. Hemworth. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Having a girlfrined that skates is as bad as having a girlfriend that strips.~Clyde Singleton 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The Eager Harlot pose. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“If you let go of your heels, even for a second, doug and I are going up your butt.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Bling. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
As they waited their turn on the main stage, the Sutherlands could not contain their excitement. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Oh my god! It’s so big! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Her intake of breath just before he fills her 8===D——{ Wetiquette
My interest in this waxes and wanes alternately. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pick her, quick her, lick her, stick her, slick her, dick her, thick her on the wicker. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Jill has probably been titty fucked more often than she’s been fucked. Not only because that was here main game in high-school, not only because she used to entertain guys at parties in college, but because she is titty fucked every day by at least
If you force it, you might break it.But that might be your intention. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Aw! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The way to a man’s heart is not through his stomach, but through yours. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
You can tell it’s a bachelor pad: The fridge is empty, the kitchen is absolutely basic, the rug is horrid and the naked slut is not allowed to remove her heels. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Quid Pro Quo, Ho. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Gidget spinner. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
