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Bad fan subs can have a comedy value of their own. One of the best I’ve seen came from a fan sub of Saber Marionette J to X. After Otaru compliments Cherry’s cooking as exquisite, Lime asks Bloodberry what that word means. Bloodberry’
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Cum on glasses–it’s a genre unto itself in porn now. Aspiring porn starlets should take note not only of how hot glasses are, but in how they can keep an errant cum shot out of your eyes.
Please Teacher, with Kei giving Hatsuho, his MILF of a mother-in-law, some loving. Gotta love how she flirts with him in the beginning of the OVA episode 13. She’s in her lingerie, and when Mizuho catches them, she starts crying about how of
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
Elma, the science officer in Tenchi Muyo GXP who flirts shamelessly with young Seina. The Tenchi Muyo creators give some love to the furry/anthro fans out there.
Martian Successor Nadesico, episode 19. Izumi’s entry in the contest to replace Yurika as captain of the Nadesico. She plays a weird, understated little song on the ukulele, so I thought of a song that would be its complete opposite: Lynyrd
Remember how Misato was trying to get the three pilots in sync with each other in preparation for combat with the angels? They tried stuff in the lab, and even resorted to a sort of Dance Dance Revolution exercise. Rei would do her job, Shinji would
Master of Martial Hearts, a 5 episode OVA series about a secret martial arts fight club for women only. All of the women are dressed in cosplay outfits which tear away in the right places during combat (see Ikki Tousen). Cheesy good fun at least up
Yes folks, in hentai there are women who get off on the scent in men’s clothing. Some of my favorite scenes involve the guy accidentally catching a girl sniffing an article of his dirty laundry, thereby showing that she wants him.
The Hills Have Size. One of my favorite hentai titles of all time–can’t go wrong with a big-titted, red-headed, meganekko MILF.
T.S. I Love You, a hentai manga about the “newhalf”: gay men with women’s breasts but with male genitalia.
GunXSword, episode 17, “Follow the X Spot.” For those who don’t know, “jumping the shark” refers to a desperate ploy by a TV show to boost its ratings: birth, death, marriage, celebrity guest star, or anything labeled
heyanime: lol fruitcake I like you even if there are two or three things I can’t stand about you. Nice one.
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Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu. Ruko is the brunette, Yukari is the blonde, and they are both sisters who love to get shitfaced drunk. A piece commemorating me reaching 5,000 pageviews on my account on dA. Pretty impressive for someone who can’t
Milk Junkies.
Strangely enough, in the manga version of Ikki Tousen (titled Battle Vixens), Ryuubi thinks Kanu the bodyguard is actually a lesbian stalker.
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Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, episode 8. Arumi and Sasshi get stuck in the school romance sim world. Sasshi has Miss Mune Mune as the hot school nurse fawning over him, as well as Shiotan, the meganekko student who competes with the pink-haired
Azumanga Daioh, episode 4. When Yukari dives into the pool, she messes up her form and ends up belly flopping into the water.
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6IyQFh1qg , as recited by one fan. If “Dr. Dirty” comes to your town, and you’re 21 , check him out.
Lucky Star amv, done to “Cartoon Heroes,” by Aqua. A happy little song that really works with the anime.
Considering how whacked out Lucky Star is, it’s a surprise that this kind of scene is not in it.
Burn Up Xcess. Rio and Nanvel are captured by a band of transvestite diamond thieves. The leader does his classic conceited villain speech wearing only a cape. Rio and Nanvel are not happy with having his tallywhacker out in the open like this.
Faye Valentine is, and always will be, my favorite character in Cowboy Bebop. But I laugh my ass off with Ed. Cowboy Bebop is enjoyable in both the Japanese and English language tracks. For the Japanese, Ed is voiced by Aoi Tada, who has a nice
Velma, FTW! Nerd girls rule.
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King of Fighters’ Mai Shiranui. Millions of Mai fan boys can’t be wrong.
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OMG amv using the original 5 OVA episode series, done to “Lovers of Loving Love,” by The Aquabats. A song with the same dorky, innocent charm of the Keiichi/Belldandy relationship. A relationship that either is touchingly sweet or sugary
When the TV show “Bewitched” was dubbed for Japanese TV, the name of the husband Darren stymied the dub actors. The nearest English equivalent for them was “Darling.” Lum in Urusei Yatsura, and later Chocolate from Sorcerer
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Another Tenchi Muyo amv for Ryoko, this one with all funny moments. Song used: "Martian Girl,“ by The Aquabats (one of my personal favorite songs).
A Tenchi Muyo amv done to “#1 Crush” by Garbage. Highlighting mostly the serious moments in the Ryoko/Tenchi relationship, but with some comic moments as well.
In every installment of the main Tenchi franchise (this one comes from Tenchi Muyo GXP), Ryoko delivers like FedEx with the all nude fan service in the bath or hot springs. It certainly made an impression on me and a lot of anime fans seeing Ryoko’
Lucky Star amv highlighting some of Konata’s weird behavior. Song used: Eminem’s “Just Lose It.” Gotta love Lucky Star’s undercurrent of creepy stuff underneath the “moe” smorgasbord.
I knew she had some weird tastes, but I wasn’t quite expecting this! Konata, don’t look at me funny about my browsing history anymore!
Melissa Mao from Full Metal Panic, first season, episode 13, “A Cat and a Kitten’s Rock ‘n’ Roll.” Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!
Rulisu in action, after he jackhammers her in this position.
It’s a Family Affair. Rulisu is the kinky one who likes the rough stuff. She’s representing for the meganekkos and the goth girls.
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What hot spring scene in anime would be complete without some lesbian hanky-panky?
And of course, it’s better than yours.
Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop. Song reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFCZDNwomRA&feature=related Back in the 1980’s, then-senator Al Gore, in the PMRC hearings, provided some unintentional comedy with his trademark monotone deliver
Faye in action. God knows I love this hard-luck woman!
A sure sign you’ve watched too much anime: when you start getting these voice actor in-jokes. Asami Sanada, the voice of Sawako in K-On, is also the voice of Dejiko in the DiGiCharat franchise, hence the Dejiko cosplay.
If Pen-Pen could talk, what tales he could tell about Shinji, Misato and Asuka!
Kome, the trigger-happy tomboy from Blue Seed. The red bow is a gift from Momiji after Kome keeps complaining about being stuck babysitting her in the big city of Tokyo. Not sure if Stacey and Clinton from the show “What Not To Wear” can
Lover In Law (Aniyome wa Ijippari). That’s her slacker brother-in-law using the vibrator on her.
The vibrator is nice, but she knows that there ain’t nothing like the real thing!
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Resort Boin. Regular anime titles use the beach episode for fan service, and numerous hentai titles do so as well.
