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Manatsu no Hanazono, a beautiful anthology of happy humping families, mostly sons with their moms or sisters, or nephews with their hot aunts. It’s usually the father’s job to give his son the big talk about sex. However, some questions
Gravion, second season (“Zwei”), episode 5. The Zeravire invade an amusement park, and this park has a VR cosplay pavilion. Our team: Mizuki as Mai from KOF; Ena as a belly dancer; Luna as a cowgirl; and Leele as a Miko. Not pictured:
The girls of High School of the Dead, in a pose that ass men will love.
This is a better alternative than hearing something like “What do you want to do?” “I don’t know. What do YOU want to do?” That girl is a keeper, fella!
Welcome and thanks.
Off to Bed
The Hills Have Size (Hitozuma Kasumi-san). She and her cousin (I think that’s how they’re related) try to put last night’s first time sex in the past, but he corners her in the bathroom. Even though she knows that her husband is
Apparently, they wanted to know what a man’s thingy looks like and how it works, but without a male relative around, they had to settle.
My favorite non-porn illustration of all the Sailor Scouts. I first heard about Sailor Moon’s popularity back when thanks to an NPR report from a reporter in Japan during the big Sailor Moon craze. ADV released all the Sailor Moon TV episodes
Doutei Shonen (Cherry Boys). A classic set-up of a sexy stepmother who thinks her stepson hates her, but he really loves her. She then gives him a proper lesson in how to have sex. For several decades, Disney has helped perpetuate the stereotype of
K-On. As soon as it comes in a collected edition, I just might watch this.
Title source: "Shall I project a world?“–Thomas Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49 (1965). If the TV series can project a school comedy world, why not a world with this kind of thing in it?
Mom and Sis. Mom catches her son and daughter having sex. Mom has sex with her son. Son and Mom soon reveal to daughter that they had sex. Son gets three-way with mom and sis. Simple, yet effective. To all the hot moms with sons, invest plenty
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Familiar of Zero’s tall, busty, naive fairy girl Tiffania. Every time Saito looks at her (especially her huge, jiggling ta-tas), he gets a beat-down from his short, flat-chested lolita mistress Louise.
“I’d fuck you baby mama’s mama’s mama!”–Insane Clown Posse, “My Homie Baby Mama." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPHr5_uqI08
Yuki Nagato in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I sometimes wonder what she reads when she’s on-screen, never mind when she’s not around other people.
Slayers, third season (“Try”). The dragon priestess Filia’s first meeting with Lina starts off with a serious exposition of her situation as she asks Lina for her help. Then Gourry, who doesn’t have the sense God gave a jar
This piece was inspired by the old “Wayne’s World” skits from SNL, in which Garth talks about the funny feeling you get down there after the rope thing in gym class. Schwing, indeed!
I think this is Mizuho Kazami from Please Teacher, but don’t hold me to it. Even if it isn’t her, it’s still a great pic. Besides, there’s an important message for all the ladies in it: please don’t neglect the balls
The boys in school looked forward to the days that the nurses asked for sperm samples.
I forget the name, but this scene was turned into a 3D hentai, about a mature office manager lady screwing a young male employee at the vending machines.
Seikon no Qwaser, made by a big tit lover (he also did Queen’s Blade and Eiken), for big tit lovers. Of course, sweet asses are always welcome in these productions.
Remember the beach episode from Tenchi Universe? Don’t you wish this sort of fan service happened?
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Incest Love. A mother and son spend time at home arguing with each other. They both go out in disguise separate from each other, yet they hook up in a love hotel. Each recognizes the other from some feature, and then they go at it with gusto. It’
There’s not as much Ritsuko/Shinji hentai as I would like out there.
Mom is still hot and attractive, but Dad isn’t doing her as often as he should–too tired from work, or he’s cheating on her. When he does, it doesn’t last very long. Your dick is hard and your back is strong. Mom has done
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My two all-time favorite anime babes, now in one fan art picture. For that, I can learn to live with a minor typo.
There is a shit-ton of Sailor Moon hentai pictures out there, just in case you didn’t know. There hasn’t been any new S.M. series out in many years, but there’s no shortage of rule 34 stuff for it.
My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute (Oreimo for short in Japanese). A straight title about a boy and his cute little sister that lends itself to hentai way too easily.
Junior’s been in that confessional booth for so long. He really must be serious about confession. Though that doesn’t sound like Hail Marys coming from the booth.
In OMG’s 2nd TV season, Hild is Urd’s mother and the CEO of the demon world. Even after Hild heals Urd’s dangerously schizo personality (due to Marller’s device and Skuld’s half-assed solution), Urd refuses to acknowledge
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I once read how it was a cruel joke on women for one installment of Call of Duty to come out on Feb. 14 one year. I’ve heard numerous accounts of girlfriends becoming Call of Duty widows, as their boyfriends neglect them for a video game. This
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan. She’s sent from the future to kill Sakura for inventing a machine that keeps all girls at lolita age (that’s his taste). She ends up falling for the guy instead. She kills him numerous times, but always
Before Akira Toriyama made a shit-ton of money off of the Dragon Ball franchise, there was Dr. Slump. The titular doctor creates a little meganekko girl android named Arale who goes nuts in the real world. Most famously, she doth hold discourse with
Airtight means when a girl has all of her holes–mouth, pussy, and ass–filled with cock.
Air Gear’s Simca starts off as a hot little temptress for Ikki, drawing him deeper into Air Trek circles by playing on his libido. But she’s also the one who gets all the other teams to back Ikki as the leader of their upcoming revolution.
Told you they’d have sex again! This time, in a love hotel, as they promise never to leave each other again. The Hills Have Size is one of my absolute favorite hentai titles ever–a happy story with a red-headed, big-titted, mature meganekko
The Hills Have Size (Hitozuma Kasumi-chan). Take it to the bank: if a woman in hentai tells a man that she’ll do him one last time before they never again have sex, don’t believe it! That promise will be too much for them to keep, and
I don’t necessarily need all this Kama Sutra kind of stuff to get off, but I appreciate how flexible she is. By the way, notice the gym storage background again–it and the nurse’s office are the prime shagging spots in school-themed
A tribute to Adam and Eve, the catalogue service for all your porn and adult novelties, provided they’re legal where you live. I once read a female columnist in Gent rate several vibrators and dildos like an adult version of Consumer Reports.
Signing Off
Mommy dressed like that for him, and he shows his appreciation by burying his face between her buttocks and going to town on her with his tongue.
Lucky Star’s Konata (blue hair) and Kagami (pink hair). Notice the doujins with those two kissing on the cover. Konata sure has some strange tastes!
Samurai Harem (Asu no Yoichi), the beach episode. The little sister Kagome has a big secret–she’s actually got big boobs, in the ballpark of the eldest sister Ibuki, the bustiest sister. Yoichi, their pet samurai, always finds this kind
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Go With the Accident Flow. Mom slipped and landed right on her son’s dick. After sex, her son slips on a bar of soap and lands his still-hard dick up mommy’s ass. Just my little bit of fun with the “surprise buttsecks” meme
Even Peter North, porn’s king of the money shot, couldn’t shoot a wad like that. Futa girls (as I’ve said before) can shoot bigger loads than the guys do. Her dick is harder than that calculus problem on the board.
Lady Seito from Tenchi Muyo GXP. Her sheer force of personality is enough to make people do what she asks. The British TV series (and set of novels) “Rumpole of the Bailey” came up with a great epithet for Seito, after Rumpole’s
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In FLCL, Haruko wallops Naota on the forehead with her bass guitar. After that, Naota’s head becomes a portal for monsters to come through to Earth. It leaves him with a weird horn every time. Guess that horn has some use for Haruko.
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Lynette from Strike Witches. She’s the naive and clumsy one of the team.
Too bad you don’t get to see scenes like this in the anime.