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Another of my favorite tributes to FLCL, done to “Closer,” by Nine Inch Nails. Showing off the sexier sides of Haruko and Mamimi.
An amv tribute to the batshit crazy Haruko in FLCL, done to “Bad Reputation,” by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
FLCL (pron. “Fooly Cooly”), episode 5, with her Hong Kong gun-ballet style fight with Amuro. One of the most WTF? anime titles you’ll ever see.
Akiba Girls. This actually happens in the anime version, as Nikita’s older sister tempts him and wears a nurse outfit during sex.
Please Teacher amv, done to Bryan Adams’ “Can’t Stop This Thing We Started.” A preview of the sweet but completely sleazy OVA episode #13. Dear God, I love this episode!
Gotta love the bonus OVA episode 13 of Please Teacher, in which Hatsuho engineers a love hotel trap for Kei and her daughter Mizuho. Especially at the end, during the next day in class, as rumors run wild about Kei being attached not only to Mizuho,
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DearS amv done to “Boom Boom Boom Boom,” by the Venga Boys. This amv is the only reason I give a drizzling shit about the song itself. DearS really is a cavalcade of ecchi sleaze, even as it tells a well-worn sci-fi story of alien refugees
I know it may sound cliche to reference Van Halen’s song for a hot teacher character like Ms. Mitsuka, but I don’t care. I’ve been a Van Halen fan since I first heard Diver Down and 1984, I loved the video on MTV (still do! check it
Little wonder that Rangiku is one of my favorite characters in anime, and I haven’t watched all that much of Bleach.
Another tribute to Yukari, this time highlighting her insane driving and her death-mobile. Done to the utterly cheese-tastic stylings of David Hasselhoff’s “Jump In My Car.”
An amv tribute to AD’s Yukari, done to Queen’s “Killer Queen.” A classy song highlighting Yukari’s not-so-classy moments. One of my favorite amvs to replay.
Azumanga Daioh, episode 5. Ms. Kurosawa, the P.E. teacher, is trying to coach the swim team, but her friend and colleague Yukari is too busy playing around in the pool for the team to start practice. Yukari is another of my favorite anime characters,
Agent Aika, OVA episode 6. Aika and Golden Delmo Rie compare how well they can touch their toes. In Agent Aika, ANY excuse is a good one for a panty shot.
A sort-of tumblr spam?
Please Teacher. Okay, technically she’s half-human, half-alien. Doesn’t matter, since as Ice-T once said, “If you’re from Mars and you got a pussy, we will fuck you.” (Body Count, “KKK Bitch" http://www.youtube.c
Mahoromatic. Too bad none of my female teachers at school were this hot.
A Valentine’s Day message from one of my favorite red-headed knockerbot glasses girls. Man, I could write greeting cards.
Off to Bed
Sekirei, but I forget which episode. The kind of questions asked after a night of hard partying, and no one parties harder than the bubbly, busty, mature drunk Kazehana.
Burn Up Xcess, from the two part episode in which she gets caught by a desert nation dictator who wants the new smart tank she’s guarding. Time for a conjugal visit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2fj7lYWoM
A Sorcerer Hunters amv, done to “He Is Not Yet Dead” from the Spamalot soundtrack. Showing just how much abuse Carrot can take, and not just from the Misu sisters.
When Carrot gets hit with a magic attack, he turns into a giant beast who stomps the villain to death. To get him back to his human self, the Misu sisters Tira and Chocolate give him their “whippings of love.” Gotta love how the big bad
Left to right: Airi, Menace, and Melona (who can shoot acid out of her ta-tas).
A companion piece to the post for Mizuki’s (Gravion) boob-jiggle. The first line of the text actually comes from the sell copy on an older release of the DVD.
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Lover In Law (Aniyome wa Ijippari). Subtlety is overrated, anyway!
One of my favorite anime MILFS, Kirika Aoi of Godannar. Her son-in-law Goh is about her age, and he married her legal-but-still-a-schoolgirl daughter Anna. Song reference: Fountains of Wayne, “Stacey’s Mom" http://www.youtube.com/watch
Abenobashi amv, done to “Party Hard,” by Andrew W.K. Just a sample of the utter lunacy of the series.
Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, episode 3. Miss Mune-Mune gets taken over by the world’s little demon, in a parody of Rei Ayanami’s takeover by the angel in Evangelion. GAINAX loves to reference their older titles in their newer ones.
The main reasons I like those titles mentioned.
It’s a Family Affair (Ane to Boin)
Binetsu Kyoshi no Chieri
Mari Illustrious Makinami, from the new versions of Evangelion out now. Same story as the original series, same dialogue, but new backgrounds, sequences, and angel designs. All the stuff Hideaki Anno wanted to do in the series but didn’t have
Galaxy Angel. Vanilla H, the mostly silent one of the group, with her plushie Normad. Normad has an A.I. from a weapons system that learns to be more human. Normad is devoted to Vanilla and speaks enough for both of them.
Burn Up Xcess, episode 2. Our main villain Ruby sits nude in a bath tub full of diamonds and other jewels stolen by a hired group of transvestite diamond thieves. That looks like it hurts, no matter how well it shows just how evil she is.
Consenting Adultery. You’ll understand if she can’t come to the phone right now.
Akiba Girls (Akibakei Kanojyo). Our lucky guy Nikita goes from fapping to hentai computer games to shagging his two sisters, two cosplayers, and an angel from heaven who starts him on his journey away from his no-sex-having life.
Ah My Buddha (Amaenaideyo), episode 26 (an OVA bonus episode), with Sakura’s tentacle hentai scene (no penetration, though).
Ane Ore no Imouto. I’d love to have a woman wake me up like this.
My other favorite Black Lagoon amv with Revy, done to “Drop the Bombshell” by Powerman 5000.
Black Lagoon amv, done to “Feuer Frei,” by Rammstein. A tribute to Revy, Hotel Moscow head Balalaika, Roberta the maid, and Shen Hua, the Chinese assassin. Revy gets the most clips in this amv. Bang, bang, indeed!
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Aika Sumeragi in the red dress, Najica Hiiragi in the white coat. Both titles are directed by Katsuhiko Nishijima, whom I consider to be the king of the gratuitous panty shot. Both are hot, with long legs, and both have bumbling female sidekicks.
Rei and Asuka get the lion’s share of the hentai fan art, but I prefer the more mature Misato. I do like this pairing, however.
Bible Black, featuring the hot red-headed teacher Ms. Takashiro.
DearS, episode 2. The oversexed and under-dressed teacher Ms. Mitsuka tries on a piece of lingerie.
Cantaloupe Collector.
I’m not really a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise, but I love this ecchi pic of Bulma, and Master Roshi’s geyser of a nosebleed is just too damned funny to resist.
“C.C., pick up that guitar and talk to me!” Mouse, episode 7, giving the back story of Mouse’s meganekko (girls with glasses) assistant Yayoi. She starts off being sexually repressed, but pressure like this (courtesy of his blonde
I hope Shinji’s weapon doesn’t overheat from too many discharges. Hey, that could have been an alternate subtitle in this poster!
That perverted little lion Kon is a hero to all us fan boys.
Haruhi’s public embarrassment of Mikuru goes to an all-new low.
Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, one of my earliest favorites, has a combat android named Nuku Nuku dressed like a schoolgirl and with the brain of a stray cat (I SWEAR I am not making this up!). Her young charge Ryu is in grade school in the series, but what about
Resort Boin, the sequel to Boin, taking our threesome to a tropical resort and adding four more girls. This kind of thing only happens in hentai and live action porn, damn it all!
What can I say, I’m a soft touch for love stories like this one!
Agent Aika, third OVA episode. When I say “one,” I mean that a harem in anime shouldn’t be without at least one glasses girl like Rion. Rion angrily rejects Hargen’s offer, taking time to insult him for his perversion and his
Another red-headed meganekko (glasses girl) for my list of favorite anime characters.
Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, episode 3. Miss Mune Mune, Sasshi’s sister Sayaka, and the transvestite Ms. Aki go from being the Abeno Angels hero team to being pirates. As for Miss Mune-Mune being his Grandma, that’s what we find
