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Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, episode 11, the battlefield world.
Sorry, I’ll be late coming home from work, my boss has me plugging away at something.
Dedicated to all the hot, mature ladies out there.
Weirdly enough, I almost made reference to that part in “Weird Al” Yankovic’s movie UHF in which the janitor Stanley Spadowski (played by a pre-Seinfeld Michael Richards) rewards one of the kids in his kid-show audience by letting him
Doraemon is a cultural touchstone in Japan, like Peanuts in America. This scene refers to the little blue robot cat Doraemon reaching into his pouch (don’t ask!) and coming up with a crazy device to let Nobita (seen on the right) avoid responsible
Gotta love the girls of Dead or Alive, the only fighting title to release a beach volleyball version with nothing but the girls in swimsuits with lots of jiggling. I once saw an episode of “The Bernie Mac Show” in which Bernie finds out
The hentai Another Lady Innocent has a similar set-up, with the maids wearing dresses that are open to show the breasts and pussy. All the better to ride your cock at a moment’s notice.
Daphne In The Brilliant Blue, with their resident gun nut Gloria.
Bosei Mama Club. Reminds me of the words from comedian Rodney Carrington about when guys first discover masturbation, that you didn’t get shit done the rest of that week. "This is awesome! Why didn’t anybody tell me about this?!“
.hack/SIGN. Never watched the show, but I’ve got several of the soundtrack albums for the series. Yuki Kajiura is the composer, and her stuff is beautiful.
Doutei Shonen (“Cherry Boys”), an anthology of young boys and their first time dipping their wicks. The end is the beginning: a boy getting shagged rotten by his cousin, her mom, and another aunt as he stays with them when his folks are
Milk Junkies. Definitely more fun than all those other scream-and-puke thrill rides.
Ah My Buddha, episode 12. Saenji temple sends their lone male Ikkou to Miyako, the leader of an affiliated temple, to try to get Ikkou to be able to use his spirit-busting powers without all the lust-addled skirt-chasing that comes with it. Not helping
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Resort Boin. Daisuke, our lucky guy, is supposed to be working with his cute cousin in the family restaurant near the beach. She gets mad at him for spending too much time shagging the other women (his johnson sure doesn’t get any rest!). Of course,
Mouse and his ladies, with the ladies in their mission clothes. Mouse gets easily embarrassed by their displays of devotion, which involve gratuitous nudity and fan service outfits. Twelve episodes at 15 minutes each on two DVD volumes–I highly
The things you can find on jlist! More than likely it’s just cheap grape soda at a big mark-up, but I love the name. Subtitle comes from Mountain Dew’s throwback design, which showed their original hillbilly with a moonshine jug. The old
Menage a Twins (Futago no Haha Seihonno). Tomoe is the virgin aunt who raises her twin sister Akane’s boy as her own. Akane and her son Minoru reunite via the internet and have sex. Minoru rapes Tomoe in anger over her not telling him about
Asa Shigure in Shuffle. The classic girl-next-door, and she and Rin are platonic friends who have grown up together. Everyone else sees them as a couple, even if they don’t.
A piece inspired by a line from famous prop comic Gallagher, on what we’re supposed to get from a politician who shows off his wife and kids in front of the camera: "Oh goody, his dick works.“ I like preggo sex in hentai as long as
Full Metal Panic goes from a military action title to a rom/com whenever Tessa tries to get closer to Sosuke, who is utterly dense when it comes to dealing with women, and who sees her solely as a superior officer anyway. For that extra rom/com touch,
Please Teacher. In one episode, Mizuho must allow her “husband” Kei to go out on a date with his official girlfriend Koishi. It’s all to keep up the teacher/student appearance, but Mizuho wants to make sure they don’t go too
Greenback Jane (Janet Bhai), the counterfeiter in Black Lagoon. We get a nerd-on-nerd love connection between her and Lagoon company’s hacker Benny. She parts from him with a pretty solid kiss as a reward for decrypting the data she needed for
Nami from One Piece. Took me a while to notice the ice cream cone when I first saw this.
Actually, this might not work, seeing that there are plenty of hentai scenes where some guy makes his woman keep talking on the phone as he’s feeling her up or shagging her. A little mood music: Stephen Lynch’s “Wanna Sleep With Your
A deadly combination, to be sure.
Musical inspiration for this piece: "Sit On My Face,“ by Monty Python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw&feature=related , a parody of "Sing As We Go,” by famous American march composer John Phillip Sousa (Monty Python
Cougar Trap. Mother and son get tricked into it by the son’s friend–she’s got a towel over her face, and he thinks he’s giving some poor lady a mercy fuck. When the towel drops and she recognizes his voice (he was told to stay
MMG released a handful of DBZ/Sailor Moon hentai videos and numerous hentai pics. Two of the biggest franchises in anime, together in hentai–how can you say no to that?! Subtitle bagged from a chapter title from Adam Warren’s Empowered.
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I’ll take the milk that comes from above her waist, thank you.
Lingerie Company, or something like that. Nice to know she believes in her product.
I never bought the “girls don’t fart” line even at a young age, but I didn’t think the protocol for them doing it was this detailed. Musical inspiration for this piece: Ivor Biggun, “I’ve Parted (Misprint)”
High School DxD, first episode. After a girl Issei likes kills him on their first date (a simple kick to the nards would have sufficed!), the red-headed demon girl Rias brings him back to life as her servant. He first meets her when they’re
Cantaloupe Collector. The first sex scene is the first night for our lucky guy and his wife. No slapping, no insults, no bondage, no peeing, and all completely consensual and legal. That kind of sex doesn’t happen all that often in hentai,
Bosei Mama Club. Other moms brag about their sons being in the top of their class, or being the star athlete. These moms brag about something different.
To all you hot moms out there, don’t sweat the baby weight, and the extra cup size or two you gain is awesome.
Faye says: “Normally, I don’t care for handcuffs, at least not unless Rudie asks me nicely and doesn’t put them on too tight. I just might do that for his birthday today.”
Faye says: “A variant poster on the Faye cosplayer poster shown before. Because you can never have too much cosplay of me in this world. Well, except for Man-Faye, who can go to hell! Rudeboy told me he’s helping a friend on dA get over
Faye says: “Such immodest servants this Mouse character has, dressing up like maids and forgetting to wear panties. But then, I’d do the same for my little fan boy if he asked me to.”
Faye says: “I know I’m not sweating this blonde, air-headed knockerbot any! And those three schoolgirls can hardly equal one of me in terms of how hot I am.”
Faye says: “Rudie darling keeps telling me that I don’t need to be jealous of Mizuki Tachibana from Gravion. Why should I be jealous of that Charro-looking, cow-boobs hussy anyway?! I should worry that Nabeshin doesn’t stick the
Faye says: “This is like that question of who would win a boxing match between Muhammad Ali in his prime and Mike Tyson in his prime. As for this match-up–well-drawn, I might add–I know who I’M picking to win!”
Faye says: “An amv in tribute to Fujiko and the gang in Castle of Cagliostro, the only Lupin III movie you can safely watch with the kids, since Fujiko keeps her clothes on in it. It uses the theme from ‘The A-Team’ TV show (one of
Faye says: “Rudeboy posted this one at his dA account on the same day he posted my Santa’s helper poster. Just shows how we’re so alike.”
Faye says: “Without her, there’d be no me, that’s what darling Rudie once said to me about Fujiko from Lupin III. He does have a point: the hot female of a team of lovable rogues, one who doesn’t see anything wrong with striking
Faye says: “Just about what I’d expect from such a lush like Misato. Who better than Misato to star in a video for a song named ‘Beer!,’ by Psychostick? She’s even corrupted Shinji and Asuka. Well, what happens there
Faye says: “Oh Misato, you’re SO nasty! Wanna bet she took this photo after more than a few beers?! If she had given THIS photo to Shinji before he met her, I think he would have fainted dead away right then and there. I’d do that
Faye says: “Dammit, who got this picture?! Nabeshin, was it you, you pervert?! Not one of my proudest moments, I’ll admit. Rudie said it reminded him of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mi3M9YCA_U . I listened to it–it&rsqu
Faye says: “Another hot mother/daughter tag team, Aunt Goei and her daughter Hakufu in Ikki Tousen. I’m not entirely pleased with my dear rudie going gaga for these two (or even Hatsuho and Mizuho in the previous post). Am I not enough
Faye says: “Quite a mother/daughter tag team we’ve got here. Hatsuho is the mom on the left, Mizuho the daughter on the right. Rudeboy loves that kind of thing, and wishes episode 13 went in this direction. Fan boys–gotta love
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Faye says: “Gotta give it up for the Divine Miss Meg again! A medley of her series theme songs and image songs. See how many you can identify. My Rudie knows them all, that big, slobbering Megumi fan boy!"
Faye says: “I was a good girl in school, and I’m glad I didn’t have someone like Ms. Yukari from Azumanga Daioh to corrupt me like she does with her class. How the hell does she still have a job?! Rudie told me she’s his favorite
Faye says: “Here’s the mascot for this site, Melissa Mao from Full Metal Panic. Like me, she likes guns and drinking, though not at the same time, I must point out for both of us. She’s certainly not as ladylike as yours truly, but
Faye says: “Burn Up’s Rio Kinezono is as ditzy as they come (She’s blonde, what do you expect? Not as smart as us raven-haired temptresses are!), but she’s a hell of a good fighter. She also has a pet fan boy of her own in Yuji,