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Bye for now!The archive’s posted, I’ve got a mirror up, and the amount of messages in my inbox has slowed to a trickle. Now it’s the 17th, and my feed is a very boring place… Time to abandon ship.If you want to get in touch with me on Tumblr
https://www.mediafire.com/file/b95eddaap8kc6l5/freeusecaptions.zip/fileMany thanks to the reader who created this file. It’s a hefty 708 MB, so expect a bit of time for it to download.
Boom!Just posted my entire queue, so every freeusecaption that will ever be posted to Tumblr is now posted.If you want to read about my plans/backups/etc, just search “meta.”Enjoy!
Ah, when the weather turns warm, how I love taking my girlfriend out in the very latest fashions… But you see, in our country there is still some modesty in public. That is why I took her to Fantastiland, where American tourists strut around in practicall
Hey y’all, you can find a couple of free use Discord servers here:http://discord.gg/daNeBmKhttps://discord.gg/9bzYTtjIf anyone else has links they want me to plug, hit me up. It’s the end of days around here, so I might as well give some growing communiti
https://freeusecaptions.home.blog/The formatting’s a little weird, and I’m not too sure how friendly Wordpress is with this kind of content, but this is what I’ve got for now.
The End of FreeUseCaptionsWell, I guess that’s it.TL;DR: adult-only content is no longer allowed on Tumblr. For obvious reasons, that means my time here is done.My thanks to each and every one of my followers… I never imagined that so many people
I’ve never been a religious guy. As far as I’m concerned, “heaven” is coming home at 2:00 AM to find your sister and her BFF getting high in your parents’ garage, and then having them take turns blowing you while you smoke their weed and eat
freeusemagazine: It has become so easy to turn whoever you want into a useful object. Hey, followers! This blog may be relevant to your interests.
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“…Huh?” My mom glanced back at me, confused; when I bend her over and pull down her pants, it’s usually followed by my cock thrusting into her. “What’re you doing?”“Hold on, just grabbing a pic… I want to remember this moment!”While
potlucksoup: “Oh my god, Jen, I just got the cute guy from Psych 202 to cum all over me.” “Uh-huh,” Jen said, “and it put you almost three minutes behind me. Remember our bet?”“That if I beat you I get to borrow your bf for the night?”“And?”
“You’re 19 now, and soon you’ll be off to college,” my parents told me. “You have to get into a good school, and that means better grades. We signed you up for summer classes.”That really pissed me off… My big sister’s taking like
Fixer-UpperOnce I was finished blowing my load, I clambered off of Mrs. Clark and plopped myself into a nearby recliner.“I really wish you wouldn’t lie around on my furniture when you’re nude,” she sighed, lighting up a cigarette.“Oh, shut up,”
For a while there, our brother and I kept butting heads over our sister’s body. We’d get off work at the same time, head home for an evening fuck… And the other bro would be balls-deep already.Now we’ve got this system: if you’re the early
I’m the busiest guy in my department by a wide margin. I wouldn’t mind that, generally speaking; everyone on the team does good work, and I’m compensated fairly for the extra time I put in.It’s just that the other guys have a habit of dropping
I knew my girlfriend was gonna take forever to get ready, so I was fifteen minutes late to pick her up. Even after giving her that extra time, she was nowhere to be seen when I let myself into her parents’ house.After a moment I heard some movement
When my fiancee told me that she got a job teaching a senior high school class, I was pretty worried. The students in those classes are 18, so the boys can be demanding with female teachers.I was so relieved when I heard what class she’d be teaching:
I sighed loudly when I saw my wife coming down the stairs. “God dammit, I love that sweater.”“Hey, don’t worry!” As she spoke, I could see the globs of cum still sticking to her tongue. “It’ll wash out. You’ve gotten some on here before,
I watched my daughter from my seat in the living room as she crept down the stairs and towards the front hall. She wasn’t exactly tiptoeing, but I could tell that she was trying to sneak out unheard.“Going somewhere, hon?”She spun around, trying
Somebody just messaged me regarding a caption commission, but now Tumblr won’t let me get back in touch (it seems their account has been deleted or set to private).If you’re still interested but Tumblr isn’t working for you, you can hit me up with
I got some breeder enhancements to knock up my wife, and they did the job well. Only problem is, it takes a lot more service to keep this new equipment satisfied, and I don’t feel good about putting all that burden on the knocked-up love of my life!The
My favorite hobby? MILF-soiling.I read about it on a forum, and I’ve gotten pretty into competing with other people online and stuff. Here’s how it works:1. Go to your local grocery store or shopping mall.2. Find a MILF. Bonus points if she’s conservative
James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend, some other dude is fucking her? Can’t you get it up yourself?Nate: lol fuck off dude. first of all, i WAS fucking her in that last one. it was just off-cameraJames: Okay, but why
Daddy loves me so much, and he treats me like a princess too. Mom sometimes complains about my grades or my clothes or whatever, but Dad? Naw, he’s always been wrapped around my little finger.But when he needs to empty his balls, it’s like…
It was the first day of classes in my last year of high school. Here in Minnesota, teenage guys call that “The Goldilocks Year.” Old enough to be allowed to fuck whoever we want, but still young enough to have the time, energy, and semen necessary
My boyfriend’s roommate Brian is such a pain in the ass… Not literally, like his last roomie was, but still.Any time me and my babe are having a quickie before I go out, like to a job interview or an exam or whatever, Brian just has to make a
Someone just sent me a message, but because of their account settings I’m unable to reply.If you’re reading this and you’ve messaged me recently, double check your settings and try again!
The bathroom door doesn’t lock right, so my roommate and I walk in on each other pretty often. You’d think the solution for that would be “leave the door open when it’s empty” or maybe “knock first,” but in our particular situation that’s
I’ve been a cop for almost 13 years now, and I think it’s long past time I had a wife to come home to at the end of the day. Or a couple wives, even.My partner Greg has a pair of daughters who’re just about ready to be married off. I think I’ll
“Hey honey, I’m on the second flight now, thought I’d check in… Yeah, not bad so far… Mhm, got Chinese food in Toronto. Might eat with my brother when I land, if I’m not too exhausted… Yeah, I’m real excited, it’s been
